Former me was so real keeping copies of my old cover letters 🙏
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Former me was so real keeping copies of my old cover letters 🙏
Cobra insurance is a joke
November 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Cobra insurance is a joke
Genuinely whoever designed my dryer I wish a thousand steps on Legos upon you and your house
November 25, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Genuinely whoever designed my dryer I wish a thousand steps on Legos upon you and your house
Lowkey curious as to why my dishwasher smells like robitussin
November 24, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Lowkey curious as to why my dishwasher smells like robitussin
Can't take me anywhere, could get drunk and wax poetic about my horse
November 14, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Can't take me anywhere, could get drunk and wax poetic about my horse
*Holds your hand* Third person pov is not using I pronouns and just not telling the reader right away whose mind we're in- that's a mystery pov
November 14, 2025 at 5:35 PM
*Holds your hand* Third person pov is not using I pronouns and just not telling the reader right away whose mind we're in- that's a mystery pov
Another case of "male doctors dismiss women's symptoms because there's no way it's actually as bad as you're describing it" strikes again in my mother finding out that after all these years her gallbladder was enlarged, heavily scarred from constant infections, and full of hundreds of stones 😃
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Another case of "male doctors dismiss women's symptoms because there's no way it's actually as bad as you're describing it" strikes again in my mother finding out that after all these years her gallbladder was enlarged, heavily scarred from constant infections, and full of hundreds of stones 😃
Idk what juice abler is on y'all but I ordered 10 packs on Monday this week- (5 packs for me and 5 packs for someone at my barn so we could split shipping) and it arrived TODAY
November 14, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Idk what juice abler is on y'all but I ordered 10 packs on Monday this week- (5 packs for me and 5 packs for someone at my barn so we could split shipping) and it arrived TODAY
To the wedding officiant who said that "love puts up with anything" disrespectfully no 💗
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
To the wedding officiant who said that "love puts up with anything" disrespectfully no 💗
Nice to be at a wedding where it's obvious the couple wants to be together
November 8, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Nice to be at a wedding where it's obvious the couple wants to be together
I need everyone to know that one of the verification questions for unemployment was asking me what my zodiac sign was which is wild bc if you know my birthday you also know that lmao
November 8, 2025 at 3:49 AM
I need everyone to know that one of the verification questions for unemployment was asking me what my zodiac sign was which is wild bc if you know my birthday you also know that lmao
"Unfortunately your horse was also bullying mine"
You literally don't have to say unfortunately to spare my feelings- I know my horse is a dick 😭💗
You literally don't have to say unfortunately to spare my feelings- I know my horse is a dick 😭💗
November 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
"Unfortunately your horse was also bullying mine"
You literally don't have to say unfortunately to spare my feelings- I know my horse is a dick 😭💗
You literally don't have to say unfortunately to spare my feelings- I know my horse is a dick 😭💗
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November 8, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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No I'm not angry twitching at the fact that my last bag of abprazole was dumped and nobody told me, why do you ask?
November 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
No I'm not angry twitching at the fact that my last bag of abprazole was dumped and nobody told me, why do you ask?
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"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
November 6, 2025 at 4:38 AM
"Let me be clear: The president has both the funding and the authority to fund SNAP during a shutdown. In fact, every other president in every other shutdown has done so. People going hungry in this instance is a choice that this president has made.”
Gov. Andy Beshear
Gov. Andy Beshear
Two things:
1. Nice I've been approved for unemployment
2. Can I work for the state and tell them their sites are inaccessible because yeesh
1. Nice I've been approved for unemployment
2. Can I work for the state and tell them their sites are inaccessible because yeesh
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Two things:
1. Nice I've been approved for unemployment
2. Can I work for the state and tell them their sites are inaccessible because yeesh
1. Nice I've been approved for unemployment
2. Can I work for the state and tell them their sites are inaccessible because yeesh
The issue with learning how to be a better rider is that you now can't watch other people riding without knowing everything you know now
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
The issue with learning how to be a better rider is that you now can't watch other people riding without knowing everything you know now
Life hack: When you go to repair something via sewing- use dental floss instead of regular thread. That shit lasts. As proven by my horse's sheet that's still going strong two years after my repair (my horse is not kind to his blankets)
November 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Life hack: When you go to repair something via sewing- use dental floss instead of regular thread. That shit lasts. As proven by my horse's sheet that's still going strong two years after my repair (my horse is not kind to his blankets)
Who the fuck asked for christmas music to start being played in stores this early because it sure as hell wasn't me
November 5, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Who the fuck asked for christmas music to start being played in stores this early because it sure as hell wasn't me
Masterful gambit to the CK3 AI that declared war on me while already imprisoned by me so I just auto won the war with 100% war score
October 31, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Masterful gambit to the CK3 AI that declared war on me while already imprisoned by me so I just auto won the war with 100% war score
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The fake ads are the best part of subscribing to The Onion print version.
October 27, 2025 at 3:16 AM
The fake ads are the best part of subscribing to The Onion print version.
Saw a story labeled as "age-gap romance" and said age gap was 10 years like yeah I guess but also 🤷♀️ feels kind of borderline tbh and I wouldn't consider it that
October 29, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Saw a story labeled as "age-gap romance" and said age gap was 10 years like yeah I guess but also 🤷♀️ feels kind of borderline tbh and I wouldn't consider it that
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The right is so horny to deprive people they perceive as “unworthy” of basic human needs that they will tank the whole economy to do it.
That’s $500 million lost per day
Every $1 invested in SNAP generates $1.80 in local economic activity. Without SNAP, that will mean a loss of $15 billion to the US economy just in November alone.
October 27, 2025 at 4:03 AM
The right is so horny to deprive people they perceive as “unworthy” of basic human needs that they will tank the whole economy to do it.
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1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
1. Reagan’s speech is real
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs
2. It’s public domain
3. Americans pay the cost of the added 10% tariffs, not Canadians
4. Trump keeps lying because he thinks you’re all too stupid to fact check
5. The average family will pay an extra $4900 this year because his tariffs