@tubercularbeard.bsky.social
"Ask not for whom the shitshow tolls"
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It’s up to all of us to now step up and call this absolute bull**** out
🚨Reform leader Nigel Farage has posted on X
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
“1 million people living in this country don’t speak any English at all. 4 million people living in this country barely speak passable English”
It’s racked up 2 million views
AND IT’S COMPLETELY UNTRUE
youtu.be/o56Tw8vSEfE?...
Farage’s latest video has racked up 2 million views - AND ITS COMPLETELY UNTRUE
YouTube video by Peter Stefanovic
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 3:19 PM
It’s up to all of us to now step up and call this absolute bull**** out
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Alternatively you could drop acid and apply to be a feature writer at the Telegraph
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Alternatively you could drop acid and apply to be a feature writer at the Telegraph
Satire is dead, part 3673637838833
February 14, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Satire is dead, part 3673637838833
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The internet is such a disaster that I really do think it would be healthier to encourage people to watch more TV.
February 14, 2026 at 1:59 AM
The internet is such a disaster that I really do think it would be healthier to encourage people to watch more TV.
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When Labour came to power in 1997, a staggering 283,866 people were waiting 6 months or more for an operation.
By 2007 the number was down to 199.
Just one astonishing fact I came across while recording this and it's a reminder that government really can change things - for the better.
By 2007 the number was down to 199.
Just one astonishing fact I came across while recording this and it's a reminder that government really can change things - for the better.
As the rat infested Palace of Westminster literally sinks into the mud, there's talk that British parliamentary democracy might follow suit.
It's all lightness and larks in my latest for @noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/has-britain-...
It's all lightness and larks in my latest for @noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/has-britain-...
Has Britain become Ungovernable?
News direct from reporters you trust.
www.noosphere.app
February 14, 2026 at 11:03 AM
When Labour came to power in 1997, a staggering 283,866 people were waiting 6 months or more for an operation.
By 2007 the number was down to 199.
Just one astonishing fact I came across while recording this and it's a reminder that government really can change things - for the better.
By 2007 the number was down to 199.
Just one astonishing fact I came across while recording this and it's a reminder that government really can change things - for the better.
"Europe, we really want an alliance with you, but it must be guided by the insane, ever-changing whims of an elderly, moronic, narcissistic sociopath whose brain is now being turned into pink soup, by dementia."
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
"Europe, we really want an alliance with you, but it must be guided by the insane, ever-changing whims of an elderly, moronic, narcissistic sociopath whose brain is now being turned into pink soup, by dementia."
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
Nobody wants you or your equally creepy mates, twat. Greenland, least of all.
Trump: "Greenland is gonna want us ... We are negotiating right now for Greenland."
February 13, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nobody wants you or your equally creepy mates, twat. Greenland, least of all.
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The hospital waiting list in England has dropped to its lowest level in nearly three years.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
NHS waiting list at lowest level in three years
Backlog drops below 7.3m for first time since 2023 in England, but concern over long A&E waits.
www.bbc.co.uk
February 13, 2026 at 6:50 AM
The hospital waiting list in England has dropped to its lowest level in nearly three years.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
One of the best breakdowns I have ever seen, of the techno-fascist/eugenicist billionaire class and their sociopathic plans for the rest of us, via @wajali.bsky.social & @davidzmorris.bsky.social
youtu.be/9gnv101gTBg?...
youtu.be/9gnv101gTBg?...
Epstein's Genocidal Crypto Bros Are Willing to Kill Us All For Their Techno-Fascist Paradise
YouTube video by Wajahat Ali
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 11:17 PM
One of the best breakdowns I have ever seen, of the techno-fascist/eugenicist billionaire class and their sociopathic plans for the rest of us, via @wajali.bsky.social & @davidzmorris.bsky.social
youtu.be/9gnv101gTBg?...
youtu.be/9gnv101gTBg?...
1. No ideas of his own, so relied on weirdos around him, who think everybody in England has gone ethnonationalist since 2016.
2. Brandished a middle finger at his natural support at every opportunity
3. Needily embraced *actual* racists who will never vote for him
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
2. Brandished a middle finger at his natural support at every opportunity
3. Needily embraced *actual* racists who will never vote for him
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
‘Jellyfish’ and ‘doormat’: why is Keir Starmer so deeply unpopular?
From his public persona to a sense that he sold the country a pup, many factors seem to feed a sense of ‘great dislike’
www.theguardian.com
February 12, 2026 at 6:26 PM
1. No ideas of his own, so relied on weirdos around him, who think everybody in England has gone ethnonationalist since 2016.
2. Brandished a middle finger at his natural support at every opportunity
3. Needily embraced *actual* racists who will never vote for him
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
2. Brandished a middle finger at his natural support at every opportunity
3. Needily embraced *actual* racists who will never vote for him
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
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Abolish the monarchy. All monarchy.
Abolish the monarchy. All monarchy.
February 12, 2026 at 6:15 PM
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Abolish the monarchy. All monarchy.
Abolish the monarchy. All monarchy.
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Huge change to political donation rules to close loopholes on foreign cash
Labour’s Steve Reed today unveils legislation to stop foreign donors interfering with UK politics - while also letting 16 and 17 year olds vote in elections for the first time 👏
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Labour’s Steve Reed today unveils legislation to stop foreign donors interfering with UK politics - while also letting 16 and 17 year olds vote in elections for the first time 👏
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Huge change to political donation rules to close loopholes on foreign cash
Labour frontbencher Steve Reed today unveils legislation to stop foreign donors interfering with UK politics - while also letting 16 and 17 year olds vote in elections for the first time
www.mirror.co.uk
February 12, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Huge change to political donation rules to close loopholes on foreign cash
Labour’s Steve Reed today unveils legislation to stop foreign donors interfering with UK politics - while also letting 16 and 17 year olds vote in elections for the first time 👏
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Labour’s Steve Reed today unveils legislation to stop foreign donors interfering with UK politics - while also letting 16 and 17 year olds vote in elections for the first time 👏
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
"We do not want to surrender to the Far Right. So we'll not surrender to them, by funding their flag shenanigans."
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
Rotherham council accused of ‘flag terror’ with £500 grants to erect St George and union flags
Labour council says flags must not be ‘surrendered’ to far right but there are concerns in town hit by racial tension
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 5:17 PM
"We do not want to surrender to the Far Right. So we'll not surrender to them, by funding their flag shenanigans."
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
'Reform Jewish Group'
You'd think human beings would learn from how 'Latinos for Trump' has panned out, but no.
The stupid is bottomless.
You'd think human beings would learn from how 'Latinos for Trump' has panned out, but no.
The stupid is bottomless.
February 11, 2026 at 5:01 PM
'Reform Jewish Group'
You'd think human beings would learn from how 'Latinos for Trump' has panned out, but no.
The stupid is bottomless.
You'd think human beings would learn from how 'Latinos for Trump' has panned out, but no.
The stupid is bottomless.
Lordy.
They're all really shit at this, aren't they?
They're all really shit at this, aren't they?
February 11, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Lordy.
They're all really shit at this, aren't they?
They're all really shit at this, aren't they?
McSweeney could have sent out Starmer dressed as Phillip II singing 'England is rubbish' in archaic Spanish and he would still have won the last election.
McSweeney is not a genius. He's a Cummings-level oddball. Voters chose Labour in droves to unseat the Tories. Simple as that.
McSweeney is not a genius. He's a Cummings-level oddball. Voters chose Labour in droves to unseat the Tories. Simple as that.
February 11, 2026 at 12:10 PM
McSweeney could have sent out Starmer dressed as Phillip II singing 'England is rubbish' in archaic Spanish and he would still have won the last election.
McSweeney is not a genius. He's a Cummings-level oddball. Voters chose Labour in droves to unseat the Tories. Simple as that.
McSweeney is not a genius. He's a Cummings-level oddball. Voters chose Labour in droves to unseat the Tories. Simple as that.
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The Epstein files show that Brexit was never a “plucky British revolt”. In reality, Brexit was fed, and empowered, by an entire class of oligarchs and autocrats, who thrive on chaos, weak regulation and brittle institutions.
The will of the rich and powerful: Brexit and the Epstein files
The Epstein files reveal the role of Brexit in a global network which stands to gain from undermining democracy itself
eastangliabylines.co.uk
February 11, 2026 at 10:00 AM
The Epstein files show that Brexit was never a “plucky British revolt”. In reality, Brexit was fed, and empowered, by an entire class of oligarchs and autocrats, who thrive on chaos, weak regulation and brittle institutions.
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🚨 BREAKING: Jewish activists heckle Nigel Farage during the launch of Reform UK's Jewish alliance
"My grandmother fled Germany, you would deport her!"
"My grandmother fled Germany, you would deport her!"
February 11, 2026 at 10:24 AM
🚨 BREAKING: Jewish activists heckle Nigel Farage during the launch of Reform UK's Jewish alliance
"My grandmother fled Germany, you would deport her!"
"My grandmother fled Germany, you would deport her!"
When you embarked on the 'racism as a grift' career path, everything was going well, but then changed to politics for the prospect of even more money, and discovered to your horror, that the British public is not actually 68 million bots on Twitter.
Matt Goodwin labelled ‘chicken’ after pulling out of first by-election hustings
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mat...
www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/mat...
Matt Goodwin labelled 'chicken' after pulling out of first by-election hustings
Matt Goodwin has been accused of 'chickening out' of the first hustings for the Gorton and Denton by-election, citing "concerns about impartiality."
www.thelondoneconomic.com
February 11, 2026 at 11:46 AM
When you embarked on the 'racism as a grift' career path, everything was going well, but then changed to politics for the prospect of even more money, and discovered to your horror, that the British public is not actually 68 million bots on Twitter.
So much talk about UBI appearing to stop people rioting en masse as AI really begins to bite.
But what will likely happen here in the UK, is a slight elevation of unemployment benefits, while we are left to fight among ourselves for retraining opportunities.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
But what will likely happen here in the UK, is a slight elevation of unemployment benefits, while we are left to fight among ourselves for retraining opportunities.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
The big AI job swap: why white-collar workers are ditching their careers
As AI job losses rise in the professional sector, many are switching to more traditional trades. But how do they feel about accepting lower pay – and giving up a dream career?
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:13 AM
So much talk about UBI appearing to stop people rioting en masse as AI really begins to bite.
But what will likely happen here in the UK, is a slight elevation of unemployment benefits, while we are left to fight among ourselves for retraining opportunities.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
But what will likely happen here in the UK, is a slight elevation of unemployment benefits, while we are left to fight among ourselves for retraining opportunities.
www.theguardian.com/technology/2...
Most people who sway left of centre and are aware of this man, know he's a self-interested berk, and like Starmer, deeply unsuitable for high office in the bizarre moment we're living through.
So he'll probably be PM sometime after May.
So he'll probably be PM sometime after May.
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 AM
Most people who sway left of centre and are aware of this man, know he's a self-interested berk, and like Starmer, deeply unsuitable for high office in the bizarre moment we're living through.
So he'll probably be PM sometime after May.
So he'll probably be PM sometime after May.
It's a weird situation, not entirely (but mostly) of their own making. Their comms (😬) seem to have been directed by the McSweeney/Glasman obsession with every voter post-Brexit looking/sounding/thinking like Alf Garnett (bollocks, obvs) while any good they've actually done, is neglected.
February 11, 2026 at 9:55 AM
It's a weird situation, not entirely (but mostly) of their own making. Their comms (😬) seem to have been directed by the McSweeney/Glasman obsession with every voter post-Brexit looking/sounding/thinking like Alf Garnett (bollocks, obvs) while any good they've actually done, is neglected.