Satire is dead, part 3673637838833

"Europe, we really want an alliance with you, but it must be guided by the insane, ever-changing whims of an elderly, moronic, narcissistic sociopath whose brain is now being turned into pink soup, by dementia."

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Abolish the monarchy. All monarchy.

'Reform Jewish Group'

You'd think human beings would learn from how 'Latinos for Trump' has panned out, but no.

The stupid is bottomless.

Lordy.

They're all really shit at this, aren't they?

McSweeney could have sent out Starmer dressed as Phillip II singing 'England is rubbish' in archaic Spanish and he would still have won the last election.

McSweeney is not a genius. He's a Cummings-level oddball. Voters chose Labour in droves to unseat the Tories. Simple as that.

Most people who sway left of centre and are aware of this man, know he's a self-interested berk, and like Starmer, deeply unsuitable for high office in the bizarre moment we're living through.

So he'll probably be PM sometime after May.

He's done this to himself.

Chasing the votes of bigots, racists and morons (who want nothing to do with him), while completely ignoring his natural support, because his very weird advisors told him it was a genius move.

How can an otherwise intelligent man, be so politically stupid?

"Young people should be *made* to do a horrible commute every day!"

Bitter, well-off pensioners: FUCK YEAH

This nonsense again.

He's not a genius. He's not a master strategist. The country was so incredibly sick of the Tories, that it would have voted Labour if it was headed by a box of cornflakes. That's why Labour won.

Morgan McSweeney is a Cummings-level example of Dunning-Kruger.

Everyone in the country except Starmer and his weird clique of Wormtongues were aware that Mandelson is a terrible human being.