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"Ask not for whom the shitshow tolls"
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Alternatively you could drop acid and apply to be a feature writer at the Telegraph
February 13, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Alternatively you could drop acid and apply to be a feature writer at the Telegraph
"I don't care if he's really unpleasant, because he's going to usher in the Rapture, Armageddon and the return of JC, who will rule like Francisco Franco and not the liberal, woke, distorted descriptions of him."
February 14, 2026 at 2:46 PM
"I don't care if he's really unpleasant, because he's going to usher in the Rapture, Armageddon and the return of JC, who will rule like Francisco Franco and not the liberal, woke, distorted descriptions of him."
We are.
Unless he does something tangible about it.
Unless he does something tangible about it.
February 14, 2026 at 12:29 PM
We are.
Unless he does something tangible about it.
Unless he does something tangible about it.
Studies of authoritarian tendencies in democratic societies, generally find that around 30% of voters would be more than happy to exchange their freedom for authoritarianism.
Pretty odd kink, tbh.
Pretty odd kink, tbh.
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Studies of authoritarian tendencies in democratic societies, generally find that around 30% of voters would be more than happy to exchange their freedom for authoritarianism.
Pretty odd kink, tbh.
Pretty odd kink, tbh.
Next week: "more tariffs!"
The week after: "roll back the tariffs!"
The week after that: "more tariffs!"
And the week after that: "roll back the tariffs!"
Etc
Goverment by angry drunk/senile old man at the bar, that all other patrons know to avoid.
The week after: "roll back the tariffs!"
The week after that: "more tariffs!"
And the week after that: "roll back the tariffs!"
Etc
Goverment by angry drunk/senile old man at the bar, that all other patrons know to avoid.
February 13, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Next week: "more tariffs!"
The week after: "roll back the tariffs!"
The week after that: "more tariffs!"
And the week after that: "roll back the tariffs!"
Etc
Goverment by angry drunk/senile old man at the bar, that all other patrons know to avoid.
The week after: "roll back the tariffs!"
The week after that: "more tariffs!"
And the week after that: "roll back the tariffs!"
Etc
Goverment by angry drunk/senile old man at the bar, that all other patrons know to avoid.
If they succeed, 5 mins after we leave, Serco will be announcing they've won a contract to build 'resettlement camps' across the country.
February 12, 2026 at 6:35 PM
If they succeed, 5 mins after we leave, Serco will be announcing they've won a contract to build 'resettlement camps' across the country.
"He's a great guy!"
*sharpens a dagger behind his back*
Always one of my least favourite stages of a PM's tenure - when it's on life support and the cabinet insists he/she will be getting better, while looking to switch off all the machines, while nobody is looking. 🙄
*sharpens a dagger behind his back*
Always one of my least favourite stages of a PM's tenure - when it's on life support and the cabinet insists he/she will be getting better, while looking to switch off all the machines, while nobody is looking. 🙄
February 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
"He's a great guy!"
*sharpens a dagger behind his back*
Always one of my least favourite stages of a PM's tenure - when it's on life support and the cabinet insists he/she will be getting better, while looking to switch off all the machines, while nobody is looking. 🙄
*sharpens a dagger behind his back*
Always one of my least favourite stages of a PM's tenure - when it's on life support and the cabinet insists he/she will be getting better, while looking to switch off all the machines, while nobody is looking. 🙄