Truexyz
@truex.bsky.social
the Internet is dead. long live the Internet. {truex.org and truex or truexyz or dutrieux}
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“typhoid at mcdonald’s” is my favorite wesly willis track
McDonald's Shrimp Salad (1985-1986): A garden salad topped hardboiled eggs and mini shrimp cocktail. This offering made national headlines when improperly stored shrimp led to a typhoid outbreak in Maryland. This salad has popped back up in some European markets in recent years
February 15, 2026 at 1:54 AM
“typhoid at mcdonald’s” is my favorite wesly willis track
reconstruction 2: the sequel to reconstruction
@barackobama.bsky.social: "When I was POTUS, I suppose I could have simply unilaterally ordered the military to go into some red state and harass and intimidate a governor or cut off funding for states that didn't vote for me... but that is contrary to how I think our democracy is supposed to work."
February 14, 2026 at 5:59 PM
reconstruction 2: the sequel to reconstruction
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once again concrete proof that brazilians can double jump
February 14, 2026 at 5:33 PM
once again concrete proof that brazilians can double jump
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Star-Gazette, Elmira, New York, February 1, 1924
May 19, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Star-Gazette, Elmira, New York, February 1, 1924
all ray-bans are suspect. i'm sorry, i don't make the rules.
Facebook plans to put facial recognition in its glasses and they think we’re too stupid to fight back.
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Their internal memo: “We will launch during a dynamic political environment where many civil society groups that we would expect to attack us would have their resources focused on other concerns.”
Meta Plans to Add Facial Recognition Technology to Its Smart Glasses
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 9:06 PM
all ray-bans are suspect. i'm sorry, i don't make the rules.
reputational management agency that floods the internet with defamatory ai slop to provide reasonable doubt for any given claim
February 13, 2026 at 8:34 PM
reputational management agency that floods the internet with defamatory ai slop to provide reasonable doubt for any given claim
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I asked at a local hardware store years ago as a joke. The guy helping me told me to leave the store before I convinced him I was joking.
February 13, 2026 at 7:44 PM
I asked at a local hardware store years ago as a joke. The guy helping me told me to leave the store before I convinced him I was joking.
oh my god
I mean technically yes but they still did 9/11 so 🤷♂️
the bushes were people 😂
February 10, 2026 at 11:45 PM
oh my god
somebody needs to clobber this man with a dewar flask in minecraft
This would have been a good point for someone to have asked, is that really how things work? Or is vacuum in fact an excellent insulator? www.ft.com/content/a5cf...
February 10, 2026 at 8:47 PM
somebody needs to clobber this man with a dewar flask in minecraft
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A female gray wolf was spotted in Los Angeles County over the weekend. This marks the first documented wolf in the area in at least a century.
With an estimated 60 wolves currently living in CA, her presence offers real hope for the continued return of wolves to the state.
🔗 https://bit.ly/403A8Yk
With an estimated 60 wolves currently living in CA, her presence offers real hope for the continued return of wolves to the state.
🔗 https://bit.ly/403A8Yk
A wolf has come to Los Angeles County for the first time in more than a century
Around 6 a.m. Saturday, the 3-year-old female arrived in the mountains north of Santa Clarita, as tracked by a GPS collar.
www.latimes.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:17 PM
A female gray wolf was spotted in Los Angeles County over the weekend. This marks the first documented wolf in the area in at least a century.
With an estimated 60 wolves currently living in CA, her presence offers real hope for the continued return of wolves to the state.
🔗 https://bit.ly/403A8Yk
With an estimated 60 wolves currently living in CA, her presence offers real hope for the continued return of wolves to the state.
🔗 https://bit.ly/403A8Yk
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I will cut meat and gelatin with it, since they are similar in consistency to the human body. I will also try to cut as many other items with it as possible to see what the limits of its cutting ability are. I do not plan to injure myself or others. Thank you very much for your inquiry!
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I will cut meat and gelatin with it, since they are similar in consistency to the human body. I will also try to cut as many other items with it as possible to see what the limits of its cutting ability are. I do not plan to injure myself or others. Thank you very much for your inquiry!
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I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
I FOUND THE MARIO KNIFE!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
I have finally negotiated the purchase of the rare officially licensed Super Mario World Knife. Once I receive it, I will test on stream just how dangerous an official Mario item can be. Thank you so much to my supporters for making this possible!
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in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around
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absolutely incredible artistic choices, here.
"prohibition in the united states" has this time lapse map that switches from folksy banjo music to ominous industrial sci-fi for the 15 seconds when alcohol was illegal nationwide
February 9, 2026 at 12:35 AM
absolutely incredible artistic choices, here.
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Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
New video! Anbernic has released a new controller with some pretty standard PC-friendly features, and a heart rate monitor for some reason. youtu.be/mYmLE8lJ8AU
February 7, 2026 at 8:08 PM
Watch as screens inside controllers becomes a new trend, proving once again that the Dreamcast was ahead of the curve on everything.
one out of every ten thousand cadbury eggs should have a chocolate chick inside
February 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
one out of every ten thousand cadbury eggs should have a chocolate chick inside
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Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Once again, it turns out “fully autonomous” means “a guy in the Philippines.”
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god is in his heaven, dead upon the throne
headquarters six seven
and here I thought no one would ever top pokemon go to the polls
and here I thought no one would ever top pokemon go to the polls
February 5, 2026 at 4:52 PM
god is in his heaven, dead upon the throne
the caffeine-free diet coke is honestly the most troubling part of this picture
February 5, 2026 at 4:40 PM
the caffeine-free diet coke is honestly the most troubling part of this picture
okay this ortho keyboard is fucking me up, i either have terrible typing form or excellent typing form. no in-betweens.
February 5, 2026 at 4:39 PM
okay this ortho keyboard is fucking me up, i either have terrible typing form or excellent typing form. no in-betweens.
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I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 PM
I can't quarantine Mr. Sharpie in another room any more because he's figured out he can move the vent covers.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.
This guy is walking around in the ducts like John fucking McClane.