Not That Karen
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I now know what has to be done every game.
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I now know what has to be done every game.
I just read that Jessica Alba was on the porch too! How cool!
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 PM
I just read that Jessica Alba was on the porch too! How cool!
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between the Bad Bunny halftime show and a public humiliation ritual for the New England Patriots in front of a hundred million viewers this might actually be the greatest possible starting point for Woke 2.0
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
between the Bad Bunny halftime show and a public humiliation ritual for the New England Patriots in front of a hundred million viewers this might actually be the greatest possible starting point for Woke 2.0
Oh I didnโt see Cardi B! I expected her to come out and sing with him but I guess they only had so much time
February 9, 2026 at 3:28 AM
Oh I didnโt see Cardi B! I expected her to come out and sing with him but I guess they only had so much time
I only saw him at the beginning so def need some rewatches ๐๐
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
I only saw him at the beginning so def need some rewatches ๐๐
๐๐๐ I only saw Pedro at the beginning Iโll have to rewatch it!! It was so fun!!
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
๐๐๐ I only saw Pedro at the beginning Iโll have to rewatch it!! It was so fun!!
I remember Jason McDowell had a particular beef with that song and seeing it with mayonnaise I could hear him laughing ๐๐
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I remember Jason McDowell had a particular beef with that song and seeing it with mayonnaise I could hear him laughing ๐๐
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40 year olds the world over, in unison: โIS THAT RICKY MARTIN????โ
February 9, 2026 at 1:30 AM
40 year olds the world over, in unison: โIS THAT RICKY MARTIN????โ
SAME ๐๐๐
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 AM
SAME ๐๐๐
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elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM
elon musk is a D.A.R.E. psyop to scare teenagers in to thinking ketamine is lame
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Hellemanโs using the YT ppl anthem is sending me ๐คฃ๐คฃ
February 9, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Hellemanโs using the YT ppl anthem is sending me ๐คฃ๐คฃ
I am not gonna say anything about the game so the universe doesnโt sabotage me
February 8, 2026 at 11:38 PM
I am not gonna say anything about the game so the universe doesnโt sabotage me
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The man who told reporters itโs time to move on from the Epstein files wonโt shut up about the 2020 election.
February 7, 2026 at 3:18 PM
The man who told reporters itโs time to move on from the Epstein files wonโt shut up about the 2020 election.
Anybody on here good at making arroz con gandules? Iโve never made it but thinking of making it tomorrow - is this something an unseasoned gringa can make first time and it comes out or did I need to be practicing first
February 7, 2026 at 6:24 PM
Anybody on here good at making arroz con gandules? Iโve never made it but thinking of making it tomorrow - is this something an unseasoned gringa can make first time and it comes out or did I need to be practicing first
Canโt even nap cuz I gotta work then make dinner and we have a birthday party ๐
February 7, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Canโt even nap cuz I gotta work then make dinner and we have a birthday party ๐
Iโm wondering how bad it would be to tell the coach I canโt go ๐ญ๐ญ at least if it were on a Saturday I could nap to get ready ya know ๐ญ
February 7, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Iโm wondering how bad it would be to tell the coach I canโt go ๐ญ๐ญ at least if it were on a Saturday I could nap to get ready ya know ๐ญ
Today my kid has a school performance during school hours at a different school where the school is not proving transportation so parents must take off from work.
Next Friday, my kid has a school performance on the other side of town THAT STARTS AT 10PM
I fucking hate this school system
Next Friday, my kid has a school performance on the other side of town THAT STARTS AT 10PM
I fucking hate this school system
February 6, 2026 at 3:54 PM
Today my kid has a school performance during school hours at a different school where the school is not proving transportation so parents must take off from work.
Next Friday, my kid has a school performance on the other side of town THAT STARTS AT 10PM
I fucking hate this school system
Next Friday, my kid has a school performance on the other side of town THAT STARTS AT 10PM
I fucking hate this school system
Mail from UF came to my house addressed to me, not my kids. Was thinking it was gonna be โtell your kids to come hereโ but it was condolences about my Binxy boy from their veterinary medicine school, which is affiliated with my vet here somehow.
This ONE TIME I will PAINFULLY say Go Gators ๐ฅน
This ONE TIME I will PAINFULLY say Go Gators ๐ฅน
February 5, 2026 at 4:53 PM
Mail from UF came to my house addressed to me, not my kids. Was thinking it was gonna be โtell your kids to come hereโ but it was condolences about my Binxy boy from their veterinary medicine school, which is affiliated with my vet here somehow.
This ONE TIME I will PAINFULLY say Go Gators ๐ฅน
This ONE TIME I will PAINFULLY say Go Gators ๐ฅน
Iโm so sorry ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
February 2, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Iโm so sorry ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
Happy early birthday!!! Put a bow on it so you feel a little better ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
February 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Happy early birthday!!! Put a bow on it so you feel a little better ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
My job has begun using the acronym PAWG without knowing its general use and now I have to think of some more just to spice up my work life
February 2, 2026 at 3:15 PM
My job has begun using the acronym PAWG without knowing its general use and now I have to think of some more just to spice up my work life
It is 68F in my office and thereโs no humidifier. I canโt work under these conditions.
February 2, 2026 at 1:55 PM
It is 68F in my office and thereโs no humidifier. I canโt work under these conditions.
Oh for sure!!! Ketchup prob hit the wall several times ๐ญ๐ญ
February 1, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Oh for sure!!! Ketchup prob hit the wall several times ๐ญ๐ญ