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Not That Karen
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I WANT TO BELIEVE IN MIRACLES
I was sitting in standstill traffic thinking it’s cold and rainy I should be at home in a sweatsuit and slippers drinking hot coffee then my boss texted that he canceled the morning meeting and it’s ok if I work from home so now I’m in a sweatsuit and slippers drinking hot coffee I am going to cry 🥹
December 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If everyone had been made to watch It’s a Wonderful Life every year since childhood maybe we wouldn’t have MAGA now
December 7, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wake up at 430am to drive 45 minutes in a heavy downpour so you can sit in an office alone for 9 hours reading reports and sending emails 🫠
December 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
How it feels to be a Florida State football fan
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Just blocked a twenty something on TikTok for saying older women are emotionally dysregulated for making Thanksgiving seem like a burden

Who the hell likes standing & sweating for 9 hours to stir & chop then wash a Mt Everest of dishes?? you shouldn’t be allowed to post online until you’re 30 😂😂
November 28, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I just found out my former in-laws from 2 counties over have moved into my neighborhood. My best cat died, in laws will be at every store I go to from now on, & a rotten onion in the brand new bag has filled my kitchen with fruit flies on the day I have to do all the cooking by myself. What a week 🫠
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Is there any reason to subscribe to Apple TV since we want to watch Charlie Brown Thanksgiving but this is too ridiculous for just that
November 27, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Last Thanksgiving we learned those turkey factory workers were stuffing the birds with their meat flutes and yall still gonna eat em this year huh
November 26, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Binx crossed the Rainbow Bridge this evening. He was the best boy in the world. I’ll miss him forever ❤️
My widdle boy is having a hard time so if you have some spare vibes pls send our way 🥺
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Any of yall made a turkey breast in the slow cooker? Was it any good? I see a recipe for one with onion soup and cranberry sauce but I’m hesitant to experiment for thanksgiving 🙃
November 24, 2025 at 12:44 AM
I fell asleep before halftime and woke up to bleak news but fsu football can’t hurt me today
November 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Had training today where the topic was ‘how to communicate w younger gens’ but the woman speaker rambled how women employees are harder to deal with, are not clear communicators & think abt shopping instead of listening. What can be done about women who hate on women for male validation
November 20, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Thanksgiving is NEXT WEEK??? WHAT!???
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Boss has been acting like I irritate him lately so when I got some incredibly great news a few minutes ago I called him saying we have something important to discuss & he needed to sit down then I dragged out telling him until he yelled the f word

You thought you didn’t like me before huh bitch ☺️
November 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Cloudfare is down which apparently powers ChatGPT so it sounds like people on my team will not be churning out any reports today 🤭
November 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
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November 17, 2025 at 11:36 AM
I say the person who takes it upon themselves to go out to the parking lot and pick up litter is more management material than the person who brings cookies to the boss and “networks” all day but guess which one management thinks is management material
November 17, 2025 at 1:36 PM
How can you watch Inglourious Basterds and still think Brad Pitt is a good actor
November 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Wow, did none of the assistant coaches show up?

(this is a camouflage joke)
November 16, 2025 at 1:14 AM
WHY IS FIREHOUSE SUBS $43 FOR THREE SANDWICHES AND TWO DRINKS
November 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
If SCOTUS gave in on marriage equality I was giving up my last shred of hope. I’m so happy for the rainbow community. Marriage is a terrible thing and gay people should have to endure it too 😂😂🤣🤣
November 10, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I have spent all day long making bread just for someone to casually turn off the oven and not say anything
November 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
FSU players are over at the bad place laughing and yucking it up I hate this team
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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I hate this team
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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What the actual FUCK are we doing
November 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM