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taylor
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I may be a slime bucket, but believe me! I know what the hell I’m talking about
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September 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"

BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"

1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."

2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."

3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
i’m not really all that into football but one time i watched a single XFL game when they brought it back a few years ago and that shit is exactly what sports should be like. one of the guys got his pants pulled down and i saw his entire ass
June 23, 2025 at 1:05 AM
congratulations to my 67 year old uncle for finally making it out of there
June 22, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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COLONEL (AI): Don’t you see? Traditional monogamy has broken down. Misinformation, global destabilization, the death of the nuclear family, the war on terror. All have led to the primacy of the polycule.
RAIDEN: You expect me to believe that?
ROSE (AI): It’s simply a new dating context, Jack.
June 20, 2025 at 10:54 PM
hey man, cool glass house. would be a shame if someone were to cast stones in it
June 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM