father john mistico
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a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // 🏳️🌈 // other socials/OF ➡️ linktr.ee/gettheselinks
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This winter storm is crazy
January 24, 2026 at 12:26 PM
This winter storm is crazy
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the production twink running to the hotel they keep the eliminated queens in to get nurse mandy after that incident
a man is walking down a dirt road in a field
Alt: Forrest Gump running fast.
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January 24, 2026 at 2:10 AM
the production twink running to the hotel they keep the eliminated queens in to get nurse mandy after that incident
lol not this show on the main stage
January 24, 2026 at 2:07 AM
lol not this show on the main stage
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There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
July 24, 2025 at 1:06 AM
There should be a rule that if you are a Known Sports Poster you can say things like “holy fucking shit” with zero context but if you are primarily a Known Politics Poster that gets you like a two day ban
maybe a lil nap was what i needed 🤷🏻♂️ who’s to say
January 20, 2026 at 7:05 PM
maybe a lil nap was what i needed 🤷🏻♂️ who’s to say
every game this weekend had the outcome I didn't want, so can we just scoot on to baseball season sooner than normal
January 19, 2026 at 3:14 AM
every game this weekend had the outcome I didn't want, so can we just scoot on to baseball season sooner than normal
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To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂
January 18, 2026 at 4:09 PM
To be clear, Disney asked for quotes, then deleted the post because folks passed the vibes check 😂
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a lot of people think jeremy piven faked his mercury poisoning as an excuse to get out of a broadway revival he didn't want to do but i always found it plausible because eating sushi twice a day is exactly what i'd do if i had Entourage money
January 17, 2026 at 6:52 PM
a lot of people think jeremy piven faked his mercury poisoning as an excuse to get out of a broadway revival he didn't want to do but i always found it plausible because eating sushi twice a day is exactly what i'd do if i had Entourage money
okay fine here’s some of me from 2016
January 17, 2026 at 3:43 PM
okay fine here’s some of me from 2016
swapping out the gross bedsheets/pillowcases as you're recovering from being sick might be the most underrated part of the healing process
January 17, 2026 at 3:52 AM
swapping out the gross bedsheets/pillowcases as you're recovering from being sick might be the most underrated part of the healing process
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ｏｌｄ ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ ｃｏｒｅ
images from the web design museum
images from the web design museum
January 16, 2026 at 5:29 PM
ｏｌｄ ｉｎｔｅｒｎｅｔ ｃｏｒｅ
images from the web design museum
images from the web design museum
ART.
In 2002 or 03 a Chicago public access cable channel aired this for at least a full half hour. No audio. I took a photo with a digital camera & that’s all the documentation I have. Anyone have any dirt?
January 16, 2026 at 6:18 AM
ART.
silver lining as an o's fan: oh look another dude going to the national league, how about that
January 16, 2026 at 4:16 AM
silver lining as an o's fan: oh look another dude going to the national league, how about that
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this is genuinely incredible
January 15, 2026 at 1:31 PM
this is genuinely incredible
ended a situationship monday night
got the flu today
contained below: my internal monologue
got the flu today
contained below: my internal monologue
a penguin holding a rolling pin in front of a table
ALT: a penguin holding a rolling pin in front of a table
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January 14, 2026 at 11:34 PM
ended a situationship monday night
got the flu today
contained below: my internal monologue
got the flu today
contained below: my internal monologue
ohhhhhhhhhh yes
GODZILLA MINUS ZERO from Takashi Yamazaki
Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026
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Coming to North American theatres November 6, 2026
brnw.ch/21wYXZw
January 10, 2026 at 1:48 AM
ohhhhhhhhhh yes
dove cameron but she pronounces her name like tove lo
January 10, 2026 at 1:44 AM
dove cameron but she pronounces her name like tove lo
cleared through my work inbox and got it to zero by noon on a monday
January 5, 2026 at 5:09 PM
cleared through my work inbox and got it to zero by noon on a monday
okay I haven't read any takes yet but I'm personally really enjoying this group of queens after one episode + untucked
January 4, 2026 at 12:50 AM
okay I haven't read any takes yet but I'm personally really enjoying this group of queens after one episode + untucked
this was the surprise late major gift my mom was alluding to, and let’s be clear: mom knows game.
December 29, 2025 at 6:10 PM
this was the surprise late major gift my mom was alluding to, and let’s be clear: mom knows game.
my mom telling me i actually have two more christmas gifts that came in late is the monday morning inspiration i need
December 29, 2025 at 1:15 PM
my mom telling me i actually have two more christmas gifts that came in late is the monday morning inspiration i need
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modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
December 28, 2025 at 10:08 PM
modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here
i was a lil grumpy fella today but my 1001 albums project entry today was a sam cooke live album, and it was honestly a ray of fuckin sunshine let me tell ya
December 27, 2025 at 8:50 PM
i was a lil grumpy fella today but my 1001 albums project entry today was a sam cooke live album, and it was honestly a ray of fuckin sunshine let me tell ya
1) ketchup isn't available? *good.*
2) cholula, possibly mixed with ranch
2) cholula, possibly mixed with ranch
ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on your fries?
December 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
1) ketchup isn't available? *good.*
2) cholula, possibly mixed with ranch
2) cholula, possibly mixed with ranch