father john mistico
@travalanche.bsky.social
a sociopathic dorito; a cool ranch lunatic // terminal case of orioles magic // 🏳️🌈 // other socials/OF ➡️ linktr.ee/gettheselinks
this for lunch and a nap would (will) heal me
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
this for lunch and a nap would (will) heal me
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
November 27, 2025 at 11:09 PM
leftover baked mac and cheese, you will always be famous
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
November 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
maybe! i just need to be cuddled by a big spoon 🤷🏻♂️
had a dream that I was engaged and then I lost my engagement ring, so that’s a fun phase my brain is going through
November 16, 2025 at 3:43 PM
had a dream that I was engaged and then I lost my engagement ring, so that’s a fun phase my brain is going through
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
your friendly neighborhood trivia dude 🫡
the world is falling apart but hey, my 1001 albums project has given me a talking heads album two of the last three days so i've got that going for me, which is nice
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
November 10, 2025 at 11:54 AM
the world is falling apart but hey, my 1001 albums project has given me a talking heads album two of the last three days so i've got that going for me, which is nice
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
(how i had never listened to 'remain in light' before the other day is honestly wild; easily one of my favorite albums at this point)
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I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
November 10, 2025 at 9:08 AM
I am delighted to inform you all that theres a horny emojipasta about The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald
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“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
“0% woke shit”
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
November 8, 2025 at 6:50 PM
wait i lied, this is about six months before that
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
i had just moved to boston, i was completely out of my element, and things were about to get fuckin weird for a while (derogatory but also complimentary?)
the oldest selfie on my phone was taken on a blackberry, in a time when i couldn't even grow chest hair, so.
November 8, 2025 at 6:17 PM
the oldest selfie on my phone was taken on a blackberry, in a time when i couldn't even grow chest hair, so.
just popping in to say y'all are looking fuckin *cute* today, 10/10, no notes, keep up the good work
November 7, 2025 at 6:19 PM
just popping in to say y'all are looking fuckin *cute* today, 10/10, no notes, keep up the good work
van jones is garbage lmao
November 5, 2025 at 4:49 AM
van jones is garbage lmao
man he's gonna bait trump into a verbal slur or die trying, huh
November 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
man he's gonna bait trump into a verbal slur or die trying, huh
"i'm a native new yorker"
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
November 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"i'm a native new yorker"
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
but are you wendy williams as lips???? i think not
"fearful of him being mayor of new york city" shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPP
November 5, 2025 at 4:15 AM
"fearful of him being mayor of new york city" shut the fuck UPPPPPPPPPP
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
October 26, 2025 at 3:34 PM
decided to indulge in halloween festivities (really just because there was a chili cookoff happening as well), so i went as your favorite kansan english football manager
god gives his greatest battles (raging motion sickness in a car that is even the slightest bit warm) to his cuddliest soldiers (me)
October 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
god gives his greatest battles (raging motion sickness in a car that is even the slightest bit warm) to his cuddliest soldiers (me)
my pop culture weekend can be summed up in two questions:
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
October 19, 2025 at 3:56 PM
my pop culture weekend can be summed up in two questions:
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
1) what if tame impala, but at the club?
and
2) what if pokemon, but also the purge?
(and i love both)
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Movies were almost immediately used for political campaigns. William McKinley (delivering a terrible and stiff performance as William McKinley) filmed at home reenacting his acceptance of the nomination for president in 1896.
October 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Movies were almost immediately used for political campaigns. William McKinley (delivering a terrible and stiff performance as William McKinley) filmed at home reenacting his acceptance of the nomination for president in 1896.
after careful deliberation, i have decided to pivot to having nice arms and keeping my big butt. thank you
good morning i woke up with a thought: what if i recalibrated my workouts and just, like, got nice arms
October 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
after careful deliberation, i have decided to pivot to having nice arms and keeping my big butt. thank you
good morning i woke up with a thought: what if i recalibrated my workouts and just, like, got nice arms
October 13, 2025 at 2:18 PM
good morning i woke up with a thought: what if i recalibrated my workouts and just, like, got nice arms
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also quite here for cal hitting home runs, specifically in this series
VERY here for cal raleigh smooching his teammates on the back of the neck, so jot that down
October 13, 2025 at 1:38 AM
also quite here for cal hitting home runs, specifically in this series
VERY here for cal raleigh smooching his teammates on the back of the neck, so jot that down
October 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
VERY here for cal raleigh smooching his teammates on the back of the neck, so jot that down
it's been a really weird emotional week now that i have a second to pause and look at it
between my job (which i love but is just... a lot rn), the return of previous relationshippy stuff, the weather changing on my seasonal affective ass
but i made it 😤 hope this finds you doin' alright too :)
between my job (which i love but is just... a lot rn), the return of previous relationshippy stuff, the weather changing on my seasonal affective ass
but i made it 😤 hope this finds you doin' alright too :)
October 10, 2025 at 4:02 PM
it's been a really weird emotional week now that i have a second to pause and look at it
between my job (which i love but is just... a lot rn), the return of previous relationshippy stuff, the weather changing on my seasonal affective ass
but i made it 😤 hope this finds you doin' alright too :)
between my job (which i love but is just... a lot rn), the return of previous relationshippy stuff, the weather changing on my seasonal affective ass
but i made it 😤 hope this finds you doin' alright too :)