🦝 Chris 💙
@trasticplashbag.bsky.social
A tired wife, mother, pro choice, trans rights are human rights, people are not illegal, BLM, anxious, depressed punk pansexual raccoon.
She/her
She/her
The colors in my yard this morning
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The colors in my yard this morning
This baby paying mantis has no idea and I'm jealous
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This baby paying mantis has no idea and I'm jealous
My air purifier
The rhythmic speaks of the AC
The office is so quiet
Then
CLACK CLACK CLICKITY CLACK
My boss might have the loudest keyboard on earth
The rhythmic speaks of the AC
The office is so quiet
Then
CLACK CLACK CLICKITY CLACK
My boss might have the loudest keyboard on earth
April 28, 2025 at 9:39 PM
My air purifier
The rhythmic speaks of the AC
The office is so quiet
Then
CLACK CLACK CLICKITY CLACK
My boss might have the loudest keyboard on earth
The rhythmic speaks of the AC
The office is so quiet
Then
CLACK CLACK CLICKITY CLACK
My boss might have the loudest keyboard on earth
The cackle I cackled when my reverse camera still worked this morning. Time to up the meds when I get destructive.
April 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The cackle I cackled when my reverse camera still worked this morning. Time to up the meds when I get destructive.
If you're sick of hearing news about the death of the church CEO, I have breaking news.
New information coming out of my driveway, I have had it with inanimate objects not cooperating. I may or may not have smashed my tailgate into a brick wall for being down when it shouldn't have been.
New information coming out of my driveway, I have had it with inanimate objects not cooperating. I may or may not have smashed my tailgate into a brick wall for being down when it shouldn't have been.
April 22, 2025 at 12:26 AM
If you're sick of hearing news about the death of the church CEO, I have breaking news.
New information coming out of my driveway, I have had it with inanimate objects not cooperating. I may or may not have smashed my tailgate into a brick wall for being down when it shouldn't have been.
New information coming out of my driveway, I have had it with inanimate objects not cooperating. I may or may not have smashed my tailgate into a brick wall for being down when it shouldn't have been.
April 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Going to a punk show a few days after turning 40:
Left work early, tried to nap but couldn't
Tried 6 outfits, went with what I wore to work
2 hour drive, windows down music blasting
Brewery for a barrel aged stout and a giant pretzel
Friend is running late, but we'll get in when we get in.
Chill.
Left work early, tried to nap but couldn't
Tried 6 outfits, went with what I wore to work
2 hour drive, windows down music blasting
Brewery for a barrel aged stout and a giant pretzel
Friend is running late, but we'll get in when we get in.
Chill.
April 16, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Going to a punk show a few days after turning 40:
Left work early, tried to nap but couldn't
Tried 6 outfits, went with what I wore to work
2 hour drive, windows down music blasting
Brewery for a barrel aged stout and a giant pretzel
Friend is running late, but we'll get in when we get in.
Chill.
Left work early, tried to nap but couldn't
Tried 6 outfits, went with what I wore to work
2 hour drive, windows down music blasting
Brewery for a barrel aged stout and a giant pretzel
Friend is running late, but we'll get in when we get in.
Chill.
Listening to Last Podcast and please Ed, stop putting dog crap in your organics bin!! Dog shit has awful stuff in it and we don't want it in the compost!
April 9, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Listening to Last Podcast and please Ed, stop putting dog crap in your organics bin!! Dog shit has awful stuff in it and we don't want it in the compost!
5am, getting ready for work. Pulled up Max to listen to a documentary while I attempt to look human.
Today's Picks category includes
Civil War
The Purge: Election Year
Demon in the White House
I see you, Max
Today's Picks category includes
Civil War
The Purge: Election Year
Demon in the White House
I see you, Max
April 8, 2025 at 12:02 PM
5am, getting ready for work. Pulled up Max to listen to a documentary while I attempt to look human.
Today's Picks category includes
Civil War
The Purge: Election Year
Demon in the White House
I see you, Max
Today's Picks category includes
Civil War
The Purge: Election Year
Demon in the White House
I see you, Max
Fucking what
www.etsy.com/listing/1760...
www.etsy.com/listing/1760...
www.etsy.com
April 6, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Fucking what
www.etsy.com/listing/1760...
www.etsy.com/listing/1760...
My job is 90% memorizing acronyms and I am terrible at it.
April 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My job is 90% memorizing acronyms and I am terrible at it.
I know I'm still swimmy from the flu, but shit ain't mathin.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know I'm still swimmy from the flu, but shit ain't mathin.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
The feel of food in my mouth is appalling.
Tried a "meal replacement" drink, got half way through and was super nauseated.
Coffee, cough syrup, Celsius, Sudafed, repeat.
Tried a "meal replacement" drink, got half way through and was super nauseated.
Coffee, cough syrup, Celsius, Sudafed, repeat.
April 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM
The feel of food in my mouth is appalling.
Tried a "meal replacement" drink, got half way through and was super nauseated.
Coffee, cough syrup, Celsius, Sudafed, repeat.
Tried a "meal replacement" drink, got half way through and was super nauseated.
Coffee, cough syrup, Celsius, Sudafed, repeat.
I'm a mom with the flu.
The velocity at which the pee leaves my body when I cough is just too much for earthly pads. It ricochets off the pad and there's no telling where the splash zone ends.
Bring your ponchos and Sudafed, let's have a girl's night.
The velocity at which the pee leaves my body when I cough is just too much for earthly pads. It ricochets off the pad and there's no telling where the splash zone ends.
Bring your ponchos and Sudafed, let's have a girl's night.
April 1, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm a mom with the flu.
The velocity at which the pee leaves my body when I cough is just too much for earthly pads. It ricochets off the pad and there's no telling where the splash zone ends.
Bring your ponchos and Sudafed, let's have a girl's night.
The velocity at which the pee leaves my body when I cough is just too much for earthly pads. It ricochets off the pad and there's no telling where the splash zone ends.
Bring your ponchos and Sudafed, let's have a girl's night.
Coworker: Is your phone an IP phone?
Me: *blank stare*
This poor girl: Is it an internet phone?
Me: It calls places....?...
She's not paid enough: Ok... What's your extension?
Me: *picks up my business card* I don't call myself, I have to look
I'm not built for an office environment, ok??
Me: *blank stare*
This poor girl: Is it an internet phone?
Me: It calls places....?...
She's not paid enough: Ok... What's your extension?
Me: *picks up my business card* I don't call myself, I have to look
I'm not built for an office environment, ok??
March 31, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Coworker: Is your phone an IP phone?
Me: *blank stare*
This poor girl: Is it an internet phone?
Me: It calls places....?...
She's not paid enough: Ok... What's your extension?
Me: *picks up my business card* I don't call myself, I have to look
I'm not built for an office environment, ok??
Me: *blank stare*
This poor girl: Is it an internet phone?
Me: It calls places....?...
She's not paid enough: Ok... What's your extension?
Me: *picks up my business card* I don't call myself, I have to look
I'm not built for an office environment, ok??
I had to sit my kids down and warn them not to accept Roblox friend requests from anyone in the current administration
Teen Warned Not To Accept Group Chat Invites From National Security Advisors She Doesn’t Know
March 27, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I had to sit my kids down and warn them not to accept Roblox friend requests from anyone in the current administration
So have we completely ruled out the asteroid? I wouldn't mind if it stopped by today.
March 24, 2025 at 4:11 PM
So have we completely ruled out the asteroid? I wouldn't mind if it stopped by today.
I just called the printer every name frowned upon in the work place and decided to just write the 53 pages by hand. This is going much faster.
March 20, 2025 at 2:13 PM
I just called the printer every name frowned upon in the work place and decided to just write the 53 pages by hand. This is going much faster.
Weird problem to have
There are 4 of us in the house and we all buy way too many stuffed animals. I want to store some in a claw machine for display and play. Almost $600 just to ship one. I need to find one I can pick up.
There are 4 of us in the house and we all buy way too many stuffed animals. I want to store some in a claw machine for display and play. Almost $600 just to ship one. I need to find one I can pick up.
March 19, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Weird problem to have
There are 4 of us in the house and we all buy way too many stuffed animals. I want to store some in a claw machine for display and play. Almost $600 just to ship one. I need to find one I can pick up.
There are 4 of us in the house and we all buy way too many stuffed animals. I want to store some in a claw machine for display and play. Almost $600 just to ship one. I need to find one I can pick up.
Husband: "This says the JFK papers don't show any decision from the original narrative."
Me: So they confirmed the hungover secret service guy did it???"
This guy: The original narrative....
Me: *ugghh* So the magic bullet?
The audacity: I don't know anything about JFK and I don't care.
Me:
Me: So they confirmed the hungover secret service guy did it???"
This guy: The original narrative....
Me: *ugghh* So the magic bullet?
The audacity: I don't know anything about JFK and I don't care.
Me:
a close up of a woman 's face with a netflix logo in the background
ALT: a close up of a woman 's face with a netflix logo in the background
media.tenor.com
March 19, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Husband: "This says the JFK papers don't show any decision from the original narrative."
Me: So they confirmed the hungover secret service guy did it???"
This guy: The original narrative....
Me: *ugghh* So the magic bullet?
The audacity: I don't know anything about JFK and I don't care.
Me:
Me: So they confirmed the hungover secret service guy did it???"
This guy: The original narrative....
Me: *ugghh* So the magic bullet?
The audacity: I don't know anything about JFK and I don't care.
Me:
Went out for my favorite yearly meal for St Patrick's Day at 5 pm and THEY'RE ALREADY OUT
March 18, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Went out for my favorite yearly meal for St Patrick's Day at 5 pm and THEY'RE ALREADY OUT
I'm at the dentist and I hear MMM somewhere down the hall #timesuck #hailnimrod
March 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I'm at the dentist and I hear MMM somewhere down the hall #timesuck #hailnimrod
Someone in my building complained about me doing something on my personal time. I think I'm going to figure out who it was, seduce their spouse and raise their kids to be better people. I don't have anything else going on this weekend.
March 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Someone in my building complained about me doing something on my personal time. I think I'm going to figure out who it was, seduce their spouse and raise their kids to be better people. I don't have anything else going on this weekend.
This time of the year is the worst. 3 made up capitalistic holidays in a row, everything is pastels and the trees are trying to fuck my face.
March 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
This time of the year is the worst. 3 made up capitalistic holidays in a row, everything is pastels and the trees are trying to fuck my face.