You suck, too? I've found my people!

Someone call the cops, this woman has been beaten with a maga bat viciously about the face

I'm about to turn 40. I was thrown off a horse and rolled down a hill over rocks when I was 9. We went home, I took a bath, and my dad put iodine on my wounds. Limped to school the next day

I try to get 30 hours a week

Boxes of CDs and promotional posters like we were ever going to get them in a store.

I never thought I'd piss off a repub with my Chevy truck

Whatever moves you! I used to joke with my boss that I needed a tiny yellow vest and a raccoon partner to help me dig in dumpsters lol

I would love a little raccoon! I work with trash for a living and they've become my mascot. If you're interested in that kind of critter.