🦝 Chris 💙
@trasticplashbag.bsky.social
A tired wife, mother, pro choice, trans rights are human rights, people are not illegal, BLM, anxious, depressed punk pansexual raccoon.
She/her
She/her
The colors in my yard this morning
June 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
The colors in my yard this morning
This baby paying mantis has no idea and I'm jealous
June 22, 2025 at 3:09 PM
This baby paying mantis has no idea and I'm jealous
The cackle I cackled when my reverse camera still worked this morning. Time to up the meds when I get destructive.
April 22, 2025 at 1:27 PM
The cackle I cackled when my reverse camera still worked this morning. Time to up the meds when I get destructive.
I know I'm still swimmy from the flu, but shit ain't mathin.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
April 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I know I'm still swimmy from the flu, but shit ain't mathin.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
Work computer breaking news 116° in Phoenix, triple digits in Palm Springs, posted 6 hours ago. "Heat is expected to continue through the weekend"
But my weather app says the opposite.
I'm the designated jar opener in the house. Recently I went to Vegas and brought a third into our marriage
February 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I'm the designated jar opener in the house. Recently I went to Vegas and brought a third into our marriage
Wore this to Mother Son Bingo Night and made no new mom friends.
February 22, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Wore this to Mother Son Bingo Night and made no new mom friends.
I only slept 3.5 hours last night and my cold got worse. Worked for 4 hours and came home. My backyard smells so good right now. I really wish I had a hammock.
February 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
I only slept 3.5 hours last night and my cold got worse. Worked for 4 hours and came home. My backyard smells so good right now. I really wish I had a hammock.
Have I mentioned that my house is ridiculous?
February 21, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Have I mentioned that my house is ridiculous?
They heard me shaking my homemade iced matcha latte
February 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
They heard me shaking my homemade iced matcha latte
February 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
My house is ridiculous
February 14, 2025 at 8:48 PM
My house is ridiculous
Awwwwwe someone's first time experiencing wind. So cute!
February 13, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Awwwwwe someone's first time experiencing wind. So cute!
I just started watching AP Bio.
I guess there is one store in this version of Toledo. They sell all the clothes, paint and decor. They only carry teal, orange and mauve for all their products. It's very distracting.
I guess there is one store in this version of Toledo. They sell all the clothes, paint and decor. They only carry teal, orange and mauve for all their products. It's very distracting.
February 12, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I just started watching AP Bio.
I guess there is one store in this version of Toledo. They sell all the clothes, paint and decor. They only carry teal, orange and mauve for all their products. It's very distracting.
I guess there is one store in this version of Toledo. They sell all the clothes, paint and decor. They only carry teal, orange and mauve for all their products. It's very distracting.
Dude
No
Haven't we all been through enough?
No
Haven't we all been through enough?
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Dude
No
Haven't we all been through enough?
No
Haven't we all been through enough?
I'm at work doing like real grown up stuff while I wear a t shirt with ghosts on it.
That one looks like he's disgusted by my opossum pin.
That one looks like he's disgusted by my opossum pin.
February 11, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I'm at work doing like real grown up stuff while I wear a t shirt with ghosts on it.
That one looks like he's disgusted by my opossum pin.
That one looks like he's disgusted by my opossum pin.
"I can't believe you take the stairs everyday!"
I can't believe you get on these death traps! They're constantly breaking down and I don't get paid enough to risk my life.
I can't believe you get on these death traps! They're constantly breaking down and I don't get paid enough to risk my life.
February 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
"I can't believe you take the stairs everyday!"
I can't believe you get on these death traps! They're constantly breaking down and I don't get paid enough to risk my life.
I can't believe you get on these death traps! They're constantly breaking down and I don't get paid enough to risk my life.
So the groundhog claims we're looking at a longer winter? I'm breaking out the shaving cream and shorts
February 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
So the groundhog claims we're looking at a longer winter? I'm breaking out the shaving cream and shorts
Just ordered a new laptop before prices skyrocket
February 2, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Just ordered a new laptop before prices skyrocket
Very well could be the best album ever made
#LauraJaneGrace
#LauraJaneGrace
January 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Very well could be the best album ever made
#LauraJaneGrace
#LauraJaneGrace