laurence 💀
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hey guys it's madonna what's up
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what the fuck was her actual problem putting out something that sounded this good and then never again
Telepathy (feat. Nile Rodgers)
Christina Aguilera, Nile Rodgers · The Get Down: Original Soundtrack From The Netflix Original Series (Deluxe Version) · Song · 2016
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March 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
what the fuck was her actual problem putting out something that sounded this good and then never again
(absolute dogshit at doing his job which will inevitably result in several deaths but) 🥺
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(absolute dogshit at doing his job which will inevitably result in several deaths but) 🥺
ok but i did not suspect the little monster sleeper cell to be activated in that way my paws have been up for 72h and now my arms are starting to hurt NA NA NAA NAA NAAAA PERFECT CELEBRITY
March 10, 2025 at 5:33 PM
ok but i did not suspect the little monster sleeper cell to be activated in that way my paws have been up for 72h and now my arms are starting to hurt NA NA NAA NAA NAAAA PERFECT CELEBRITY
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US cabinet is just that yacht ride from White Lotus
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
US cabinet is just that yacht ride from White Lotus
nooooo omg NO it's not that i think i'm a better person than you for waiting until midnight to listen to mayhem it's just that--
March 6, 2025 at 7:15 PM
nooooo omg NO it's not that i think i'm a better person than you for waiting until midnight to listen to mayhem it's just that--
i'm off to cinéma du parc in a few to watch the oscars on the big screen with my bff so i'll be missing out on some of the online fun but!! movie magic!!! 🎬🪄✨ friendship!!!!! 👯♂️🫶🥹 surprises and crowd reactions!!!!!!! 😳💥🤯 karla sofía gascón!!!!!!!! 😬🔪⁉️
March 2, 2025 at 9:25 PM
i'm off to cinéma du parc in a few to watch the oscars on the big screen with my bff so i'll be missing out on some of the online fun but!! movie magic!!! 🎬🪄✨ friendship!!!!! 👯♂️🫶🥹 surprises and crowd reactions!!!!!!! 😳💥🤯 karla sofía gascón!!!!!!!! 😬🔪⁉️
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The fact that Lumon is styling her so fiercely for NO REASON
March 1, 2025 at 7:12 PM
The fact that Lumon is styling her so fiercely for NO REASON
don't like corporate pride but this is representative of something so beyond sinister. we are ONE month into this
February 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
don't like corporate pride but this is representative of something so beyond sinister. we are ONE month into this
going to a bathhouse but shaking my head at guys with problematic age gaps getting it on so everyone there knows i disagree
February 25, 2025 at 10:10 PM
going to a bathhouse but shaking my head at guys with problematic age gaps getting it on so everyone there knows i disagree
it's just like
we don't try
we just fit
you and i
we're
(っ◔◡◔)っ ✨s͎u͎u͎u͎u͎p͎e͎r͎𝒩𝒜𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁✨
we don't try
we just fit
you and i
we're
(っ◔◡◔)っ ✨s͎u͎u͎u͎u͎p͎e͎r͎𝒩𝒜𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁✨
Super Natural (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen)
Danny L Harle, Carly Rae Jepsen · Super Natural (feat. Carly Rae Jepsen) · Song · 2016
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February 25, 2025 at 8:38 PM
it's just like
we don't try
we just fit
you and i
we're
(っ◔◡◔)っ ✨s͎u͎u͎u͎u͎p͎e͎r͎𝒩𝒜𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁✨
we don't try
we just fit
you and i
we're
(っ◔◡◔)っ ✨s͎u͎u͎u͎u͎p͎e͎r͎𝒩𝒜𝓉𝓊𝓇𝒶𝓁✨
i love to tour. 😐🤌
February 23, 2025 at 9:40 PM
i love to tour. 😐🤌
nobody:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
February 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
nobody:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
snow all the way up to our assholes half of the city sidewalks unusable icy wind whipping us like a dominatrix i am gonna get so obscenely high and watch the critically-acclaimed keke palmer sza comedy One Of Them Days & forget there's even an outside 🤗
February 17, 2025 at 11:19 PM
snow all the way up to our assholes half of the city sidewalks unusable icy wind whipping us like a dominatrix i am gonna get so obscenely high and watch the critically-acclaimed keke palmer sza comedy One Of Them Days & forget there's even an outside 🤗
grew out the concrete!
Rose In Harlem
Teyana Taylor · K.T.S.E. · Song · 2018
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February 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
grew out the concrete!
all of shakira's handles on social media should be @ShakiraShakira
February 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
all of shakira's handles on social media should be @ShakiraShakira
me: hey i don't usually text back right after but........ i have to express how grateful i am. what you did was incredible. i'm glowing rn. i can still smell you all over me........ x 💋
guy who did my taxes: ok
guy who did my taxes: ok
February 9, 2025 at 10:47 PM
me: hey i don't usually text back right after but........ i have to express how grateful i am. what you did was incredible. i'm glowing rn. i can still smell you all over me........ x 💋
guy who did my taxes: ok
guy who did my taxes: ok
i’m all up under him like it’s cold— winter time!
all up in the kitchen in my heels— dinner time!
all up in the kitchen in my heels— dinner time!
February 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
i’m all up under him like it’s cold— winter time!
all up in the kitchen in my heels— dinner time!
all up in the kitchen in my heels— dinner time!
the emotional honesty here, line after line, truly moves me. just fantastic songwriting
Still In Love With My Ex
Kelly Rowland · Ms. Kelly · Song · 2007
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February 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
the emotional honesty here, line after line, truly moves me. just fantastic songwriting
