laurence 💀
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hey guys it's madonna what's up
📍montréal
📍montréal
(absolute dogshit at doing his job which will inevitably result in several deaths but) 🥺
March 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
(absolute dogshit at doing his job which will inevitably result in several deaths but) 🥺
don't like corporate pride but this is representative of something so beyond sinister. we are ONE month into this
February 26, 2025 at 7:11 PM
don't like corporate pride but this is representative of something so beyond sinister. we are ONE month into this
tbh the music video that weird futuristic stepford house theme does not work for the song and the hair makes her look crazy as hell ☠️ less than a million views after 8 years lol
February 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
tbh the music video that weird futuristic stepford house theme does not work for the song and the hair makes her look crazy as hell ☠️ less than a million views after 8 years lol
nobody:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
February 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
nobody:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
the scary 12 year old girls who would bully me during recess in 3rd grade:
meanwhile he's literally surfing at the other end of the globe should i kill myself?
February 17, 2025 at 11:27 PM
meanwhile he's literally surfing at the other end of the globe should i kill myself?
DOECHIIIIIIII 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
February 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
DOECHIIIIIIII 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
genuinely so fucking repulsive to see this from an official government page. this reads like what the israel accounts would tweet
February 1, 2025 at 5:00 PM
genuinely so fucking repulsive to see this from an official government page. this reads like what the israel accounts would tweet
still tickles me pink to this day
now clap
now clap
January 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
still tickles me pink to this day
now clap
now clap
she tried it once on the tonight show in 2015 and you couldn't even understand her because of the grillz she was wearing at that time for some reason, excruciating 😭
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
she tried it once on the tonight show in 2015 and you couldn't even understand her because of the grillz she was wearing at that time for some reason, excruciating 😭
literally wearing a madonna shirt as i write this but this sounds like torture
January 29, 2025 at 12:18 AM
literally wearing a madonna shirt as i write this but this sounds like torture
madonna probably said three things that made her crew laugh during soundcheck and because of that she's obsessed with proving that she is funny and i feel like it's our duty to remind her that no she is not
also it's fuck amy schumer until i die 🖕
also it's fuck amy schumer until i die 🖕
January 29, 2025 at 12:13 AM
madonna probably said three things that made her crew laugh during soundcheck and because of that she's obsessed with proving that she is funny and i feel like it's our duty to remind her that no she is not
also it's fuck amy schumer until i die 🖕
also it's fuck amy schumer until i die 🖕
inspiring! went to a life drawing session with paran & found out i am not talented 🎊🥳✨
January 27, 2025 at 1:51 AM
inspiring! went to a life drawing session with paran & found out i am not talented 🎊🥳✨
bottom 2 in every episode she competed in, constantly associated with katy perry when her stock is at an all-time low, the editors dogging her every chance they get, went out in what could possibly be the golden boot of the entire series... yet i'm certain i'll remember her more than some finalists
January 25, 2025 at 5:35 PM
bottom 2 in every episode she competed in, constantly associated with katy perry when her stock is at an all-time low, the editors dogging her every chance they get, went out in what could possibly be the golden boot of the entire series... yet i'm certain i'll remember her more than some finalists
honey i'm feeling Rusexua!
January 24, 2025 at 6:29 PM
honey i'm feeling Rusexua!
hey guys how it's going
January 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
hey guys how it's going