Matthew
@tranzkafka.bsky.social
physics student. astronomer. artist sometimes. would be a reach to say musician. i woke up one morning as a giant bug and now i cant provide for my family.
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I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 4:39 AM
I drew a face on a paper plate. Who could even begin to understand how it perceives the world or what it dreams of?
Just rolled out of bed late in the morning, walked next door and watched The Princess Bride in the cinema with a non alcoholic beer, and it was incredible. What a way to spend a Sunday
February 8, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Just rolled out of bed late in the morning, walked next door and watched The Princess Bride in the cinema with a non alcoholic beer, and it was incredible. What a way to spend a Sunday
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
Shoutout to SNRIs for saving my whimsy and personality; it’s mad to noticeably feel the difference it’s making and to actively be able to prevent myself from spiralling. I straight up believed being a downer was a result of my unchangeable shitty personality. wild. Got a lot of apologising to do
January 30, 2026 at 12:39 PM
Shoutout to SNRIs for saving my whimsy and personality; it’s mad to noticeably feel the difference it’s making and to actively be able to prevent myself from spiralling. I straight up believed being a downer was a result of my unchangeable shitty personality. wild. Got a lot of apologising to do
big rise in people sending me maths ‘puzzles’ where it’s just an equation that is Incorrect
January 26, 2026 at 10:27 AM
big rise in people sending me maths ‘puzzles’ where it’s just an equation that is Incorrect
Worm house tour! Spent a month casually building this with my boyfriend. Need more tiny grass and maybe a path around the outside but it’s very cute
January 25, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Worm house tour! Spent a month casually building this with my boyfriend. Need more tiny grass and maybe a path around the outside but it’s very cute
Healing nicely, my arms feel even now!
I got this tattoo due to time spent in hospital lately and again in the next year. In a&e last, they put my cannula in my right arm and it made me feel disconnected to my body; so now it will frame it nice-or better theyll put it in my fucking left next time:)
I got this tattoo due to time spent in hospital lately and again in the next year. In a&e last, they put my cannula in my right arm and it made me feel disconnected to my body; so now it will frame it nice-or better theyll put it in my fucking left next time:)
January 22, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Healing nicely, my arms feel even now!
I got this tattoo due to time spent in hospital lately and again in the next year. In a&e last, they put my cannula in my right arm and it made me feel disconnected to my body; so now it will frame it nice-or better theyll put it in my fucking left next time:)
I got this tattoo due to time spent in hospital lately and again in the next year. In a&e last, they put my cannula in my right arm and it made me feel disconnected to my body; so now it will frame it nice-or better theyll put it in my fucking left next time:)
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I just got this cool ass thing on my arm forever now
January 20, 2026 at 2:50 PM
I just got this cool ass thing on my arm forever now
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Cuddle the day away
January 14, 2026 at 9:14 PM
Cuddle the day away
there is NO such thing as embarrassing yourself in public if you are in Love
January 13, 2026 at 9:10 PM
there is NO such thing as embarrassing yourself in public if you are in Love
signaling to people in the gaff that I’m having a rough morning by having an Electric Wizard shower
December 29, 2025 at 2:14 PM
signaling to people in the gaff that I’m having a rough morning by having an Electric Wizard shower
cosy gay Christmas getaway ✌️ been too long since I’ve been able to chill next to an actual fire 😭💙
December 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
cosy gay Christmas getaway ✌️ been too long since I’ve been able to chill next to an actual fire 😭💙
Limmy’s Show is pure gas leak humour
December 19, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Limmy’s Show is pure gas leak humour
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"Lonely Club" Miku painting
December 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Lonely Club" Miku painting
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Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
December 17, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Hi, I'm the CEO of Glorbo, the company who enjoys near unprecedented goodwill in our field, I'm here today to talk to you about our pivot to using the Magic 8-Ball powered by children's bones that everybody hates, I've given myself psychosis listening to the 8-ball aaaaeeeeeiiiiooouuuu
was thinking that I’ve been doing well not getting sick lately, despite how fatigued and miserable I’ve felt; go to the doctor because my back pain is a little worse than usual, and I’ve got fucking shingles 🥲 extremely rude of my immune system to home make a painful virus for me for Christmas
December 16, 2025 at 7:07 PM
was thinking that I’ve been doing well not getting sick lately, despite how fatigued and miserable I’ve felt; go to the doctor because my back pain is a little worse than usual, and I’ve got fucking shingles 🥲 extremely rude of my immune system to home make a painful virus for me for Christmas
man these wild geese got legs
December 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
man these wild geese got legs
when you think you have a bass cover down but then you see a YouTube cover video that’s just some kid in his room giving it absolute socks and you look like a fool. a moron even. this fella’s fuckin with the dials mid song he’s laughing at you. you fool
December 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM
when you think you have a bass cover down but then you see a YouTube cover video that’s just some kid in his room giving it absolute socks and you look like a fool. a moron even. this fella’s fuckin with the dials mid song he’s laughing at you. you fool
when I need to go out to the shops but my back sore
December 11, 2025 at 5:11 PM
when I need to go out to the shops but my back sore
crushed by my own hubris as I put a full peanut butter cookie into my mouth and felt the closest kinship I have ever felt to dogs
December 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
crushed by my own hubris as I put a full peanut butter cookie into my mouth and felt the closest kinship I have ever felt to dogs
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a good few friends have had their 30ths lately which means we get to break out one of my favourite bits: pretending people in their thirties are old
December 2, 2025 at 12:47 PM
a good few friends have had their 30ths lately which means we get to break out one of my favourite bits: pretending people in their thirties are old