Matthew
@tranzkafka.bsky.social
physics student. astronomer. artist sometimes. would be a reach to say musician. i woke up one morning as a giant bug and now i cant provide for my family.
anyone else getting ads that’s either just that “ARE YOU GAY TEST” or Indeed or am i cooked
November 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
anyone else getting ads that’s either just that “ARE YOU GAY TEST” or Indeed or am i cooked
be honest with me, is it because of my cursed amulet??
November 11, 2025 at 3:43 PM
be honest with me, is it because of my cursed amulet??
Oh. It’s actually all going to be okay again. 🥲
November 10, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Oh. It’s actually all going to be okay again. 🥲
cried so much at my doctors appointment that my gp hugged me (it helped)
November 10, 2025 at 11:47 AM
cried so much at my doctors appointment that my gp hugged me (it helped)
HRT that makes men’s flesh burn off when they put their fucking hands on me without consent 🙃
November 9, 2025 at 5:09 PM
HRT that makes men’s flesh burn off when they put their fucking hands on me without consent 🙃
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Right about now, the honk shoo brother
November 6, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Right about now, the honk shoo brother
Having access to healthcare advocacy is lifesaving in this needlessly heartless system. Thank fuck I have such a good doctor
November 6, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Having access to healthcare advocacy is lifesaving in this needlessly heartless system. Thank fuck I have such a good doctor
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November 2, 2025 at 7:00 PM
November 2, 2025 at 8:50 PM
today is testing me and I have studied the wrong chapter
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
today is testing me and I have studied the wrong chapter
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At Least We Have today - 24x30” acrylic on canvas. Available.
October 29, 2025 at 7:03 PM
At Least We Have today - 24x30” acrylic on canvas. Available.
fed peas to some really cool ducks with my boyfriend today.
never kill yourself ✌️🦆
never kill yourself ✌️🦆
October 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
fed peas to some really cool ducks with my boyfriend today.
never kill yourself ✌️🦆
never kill yourself ✌️🦆
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doctor didn't like the cut of my jib so he's letting me die
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
doctor didn't like the cut of my jib so he's letting me die
my cup overfloweth normal style
October 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
my cup overfloweth normal style
Love this notation
ah sure fuck it, big chords I suppose
ah sure fuck it, big chords I suppose
October 21, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Love this notation
ah sure fuck it, big chords I suppose
ah sure fuck it, big chords I suppose
cried more today than I have in about a year combined :(
October 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
cried more today than I have in about a year combined :(
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smoking that shit that notifies the next-of-kin
October 20, 2025 at 6:34 PM
smoking that shit that notifies the next-of-kin
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
no babe I think the way that you need to physically fall asleep after completing any task right now is really normal and kinda sexy of you
October 16, 2025 at 10:19 AM
no babe I think the way that you need to physically fall asleep after completing any task right now is really normal and kinda sexy of you
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making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to
October 4, 2025 at 1:40 AM
making Doom guy damage sounds as i receive a stern talking to
love when the “oh, this surgery has a high risk of killing me” really hits at 10am on a Monday morning
October 6, 2025 at 9:54 AM
love when the “oh, this surgery has a high risk of killing me” really hits at 10am on a Monday morning
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i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
Nearly a third of Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
1 in 3 Americans have had a ‘romantic relationship’ with an AI bot, new survey says
www.independent.co.uk
October 3, 2025 at 2:15 AM
i looked at the methodology for this and it is
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked
a. sex addiction counseling group in texas did a surveymonkey and extrapolated the results to the entire us population which is the sort of research design that earns you an ff on an intro methods class (the extra f is for extra effort), and
b. p-hacked