riley 🛸
@transmutes.bsky.social
a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage
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"Ralph Finnes is the Charmeleon to Tom Blyth's Charmander and Donald Sutherland's Charizard" is a sentence I can say that makes sense
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"Ralph Finnes is the Charmeleon to Tom Blyth's Charmander and Donald Sutherland's Charizard" is a sentence I can say that makes sense
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Found this little fellow outside peering into our house tonight. 😂
August 25, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Found this little fellow outside peering into our house tonight. 😂
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turns out i’m exactly 2 weeks older than zohran mamdani. so yea i’ve accomplished a lot
June 25, 2025 at 2:35 AM
turns out i’m exactly 2 weeks older than zohran mamdani. so yea i’ve accomplished a lot
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lfg
If you're a member of the Democratic gerontocracy, the chances of you catching a primary challenger just went up 1000%.
June 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
lfg
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
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on top of just being purely blissfully happy there's the incredible spite bonus that every soulless little ghoul who decided to pretend they hadn't ever denounced cuomo is getting absolutely nothing in return
June 25, 2025 at 2:09 AM
on top of just being purely blissfully happy there's the incredible spite bonus that every soulless little ghoul who decided to pretend they hadn't ever denounced cuomo is getting absolutely nothing in return
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Part of Zohran’s strength was a positive vision rather than an alternative to something worse but I think a lot of awful people were really banking on a result that allowed them to definitively close the book on the idea that MeToo shit is disqualifying, I wish them a harrowing night
June 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Part of Zohran’s strength was a positive vision rather than an alternative to something worse but I think a lot of awful people were really banking on a result that allowed them to definitively close the book on the idea that MeToo shit is disqualifying, I wish them a harrowing night
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This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
June 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
This image is now absolutely everywhere over European media lmao
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Incredible how Cuomo is absolutely DWARFING everyone else in money and spend and yet it’s still close enough that they’re pulling these stops out.
They’re scared.
They’re scared.
Former President Bill Clinton is endorsing former Gov. Andrew Cuomo, his former HUD secretary, as the Democratic establishment tries to attempt to ensure Zohran Mamdani does not win the Democratic primary for NYC mayor. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/22/n...
Bill Clinton Endorses Andrew Cuomo for New York City Mayor
www.nytimes.com
June 22, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Incredible how Cuomo is absolutely DWARFING everyone else in money and spend and yet it’s still close enough that they’re pulling these stops out.
They’re scared.
They’re scared.
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bill clinton putting together a team of sex offenders to endorse cuomo like he’s in oceans 11
June 22, 2025 at 4:57 PM
bill clinton putting together a team of sex offenders to endorse cuomo like he’s in oceans 11
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this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait
June 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
this is going to be an unpopular take but this is 1000000000% bait, this is 1000000000% vance intentionally driving far right traffic to this website, this is 1000000000% implicit brigading (surely to Musk's great joy), and therefore you should 1000000000% not take the aforementioned incoming bait
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This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
June 18, 2025 at 11:17 PM
This is a vital message: one of the larger reasons BlueSky is refreshingly free of alt-right shitlords is because in the early days we made a gentleperson’s agreement to starve these fuckos out and it worked. No likes, no quotes, no engagement. They got bored and left. Please keep the Old Ways.
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do you want to come over and do this
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
do you want to come over and do this
i love when my problematic fave show You returns to my television screen. fucking hate the books. hate them. but god is the show entertaining
April 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
i love when my problematic fave show You returns to my television screen. fucking hate the books. hate them. but god is the show entertaining
the Obama-Biden war on showers
April 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
the Obama-Biden war on showers
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just listened to lorde buzzcut season for the first time in a hot second & I forgot how it makes Me Feel and now i’m filled to the brim with existential ennui & despair
March 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
just listened to lorde buzzcut season for the first time in a hot second & I forgot how it makes Me Feel and now i’m filled to the brim with existential ennui & despair
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August 4, 2024
March 11, 2025 at 12:57 AM
August 4, 2024
i’m still out here living my life on ios 17 bc i found a hack aka i’m still on ios 17 beta and they haven’t forced an update yet
March 8, 2025 at 7:55 PM
i’m still out here living my life on ios 17 bc i found a hack aka i’m still on ios 17 beta and they haven’t forced an update yet
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today in deranged messages on linkedin
February 11, 2025 at 11:25 PM
today in deranged messages on linkedin