excuse me ?

just listened to lorde buzzcut season for the first time in a hot second & I forgot how it makes Me Feel and now i’m filled to the brim with existential ennui & despair

i’m still out here living my life on ios 17 bc i found a hack aka i’m still on ios 17 beta and they haven’t forced an update yet

today in deranged messages on linkedin

we frequently use the acronym ICP (ideal customer profile) at work but every single time, without fail, my brain is like

god i can’t believe we really have to live through another trump presidency

that’s why i’m keeping it in my crystals

also somehow fitting that the last second of tiktok i saw before getting bricked out was from spencer pratt.

the trump ass kissing in this message is so deeply embarrassing and bleak

this is what watching squid games feels like

i don’t want this

i see your 4 emmys jeff, but joe rogan was once nominated for a teen choice award so…..

I’m sure this isn’t the first time I’ve been told this and am positive I would have intentionally forgotten it, but I have only just comprehended that joe rogan was the host of nbc fear factor in the 2000s & I’m feeling rattled

me: mormon stuff doesn’t bother me anymore

me when i see mormon stuff: