Tranq
@tranquilblue.bsky.social
Disaster gay of unstoppable fury. Gray-A. Controversial Electric Load Warrior. No tears, be chill. 36. He/They. Loves @segalow.bsky.social and nothing else. 💜
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Hexochloroethane. Don't be anywhere near it, it gets into you through skin adsorption (in addition to all the other usual ways) and is legitimately toxic.
January 15, 2026 at 4:46 AM
Hexochloroethane. Don't be anywhere near it, it gets into you through skin adsorption (in addition to all the other usual ways) and is legitimately toxic.
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i know a few mutuals like this
January 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
i know a few mutuals like this
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Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
for 3 years now the ads on all of my devices have been begging me to watch a christmas movie with will ferrell and ryan reynolds and literally all i know about it is this fucking picture
January 14, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Fire Emblem protagonist: "We need to save the kingdom from these evil invaders!"
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
Grizzled Advisor: "Only you can lead the people to victory, my lord."
Love Interest: "Come on, let's go save the villagers!"
The Other Two Guys You Start With:
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my house, but I don't know my way around
January 14, 2026 at 2:48 AM
my house, but I don't know my way around
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Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
January 13, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Everybody thinks 'https://' stands for 'hypertext transfer protocol secure' but it actually stands for 'head to this place, sucka' followed by a colon and two laser sounds
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Scott Adams: Yeah so this was my Dilbert branded burrito. It had lots of vitamins in it and no meat. I swear they were good, unlike the frozen food nowadays
Hulk Hogan, (boiling in a cauldron of blood): We could have sold these at Planet Hollywood, brother. I bet the moms would have loved these. HH
Hulk Hogan, (boiling in a cauldron of blood): We could have sold these at Planet Hollywood, brother. I bet the moms would have loved these. HH
January 14, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Scott Adams: Yeah so this was my Dilbert branded burrito. It had lots of vitamins in it and no meat. I swear they were good, unlike the frozen food nowadays
Hulk Hogan, (boiling in a cauldron of blood): We could have sold these at Planet Hollywood, brother. I bet the moms would have loved these. HH
Hulk Hogan, (boiling in a cauldron of blood): We could have sold these at Planet Hollywood, brother. I bet the moms would have loved these. HH
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
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the 3 wisemen when jesus was born
the baby in the basket is seriously so badass
January 12, 2026 at 5:35 AM
the 3 wisemen when jesus was born
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This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
January 10, 2026 at 2:45 AM
This lady looks like she rolled a 1 on a dexterity check for putting on pants
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misty eyed about Johnny Chess on nye
January 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
misty eyed about Johnny Chess on nye
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i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
January 8, 2026 at 2:18 PM
i know we're all busy but i just overheard a plumber say "parlez-vous français ? non ? you motherfuckers don't even speak french, do you" to a pair of french bulldogs
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Worth noting that Minnesota Public Radio is NOT doing that. They're interviewing people on the ground, chasing down witnesses and facts, and treating ICE statements with the appropriate amount of skepticism.
Sigh. The NPR national news brief at the top of the hour mentioned the shooting and simply cited the DHS statement.
I truly don't think mainstream journalists in the U.S are prepared to cover state violence
January 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Worth noting that Minnesota Public Radio is NOT doing that. They're interviewing people on the ground, chasing down witnesses and facts, and treating ICE statements with the appropriate amount of skepticism.
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It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
I need people to wrap their minds around the fact that here in Minneapolis, ICE broke the window of a vehicle yesterday, pepper sprayed the occupants, and arrested them, and shot another observer in the face today, and OBSERVERS ARE STILL GOING OUT TO PROTECT THEIR NEIGHBORS AT MASSIVE PERSONAL RISK
I’m eating lunch, I’m having a panic attack, I’m charging my phone, and then I’m going back out to try and keep my neighborhood safe.
January 7, 2026 at 6:13 PM
It takes an enormous amount of courage to stand there, keep filming, and scream "What the fuck, you asshole" at someone wearing a badge who just shot and killed one of your neighbors in cold blood.
seeing 7th St. Entry pop up for the MPLS tour date is absurd. my MN mutuals owe it to yourselves to check this show out in August, the energy is going to be amazing
‼️⚠️GIG ALERT⚠️‼️
and it’s the BIGGEST TOUR YET
THE BAD TIME RECORDS TOUR 2026!
TRIPLE HEADLINER WITH THE JER BAND, KILL LINCOLN, AND BAD OPERATION!
You don’t wanna miss this. Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at 10am local time!
Grab yours ASAP!!!
www.badtimetour.com
and it’s the BIGGEST TOUR YET
THE BAD TIME RECORDS TOUR 2026!
TRIPLE HEADLINER WITH THE JER BAND, KILL LINCOLN, AND BAD OPERATION!
You don’t wanna miss this. Tickets go on sale THIS FRIDAY at 10am local time!
Grab yours ASAP!!!
www.badtimetour.com
January 7, 2026 at 6:36 PM
seeing 7th St. Entry pop up for the MPLS tour date is absurd. my MN mutuals owe it to yourselves to check this show out in August, the energy is going to be amazing
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If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
January 7, 2026 at 4:38 AM
If you have the space, means and collection: a northern Texas warehouse full of proto-Redbox VHS vending machines from the mid-1980s is being evicted. The machines are free and whatever isn't taken will imminently be scrapped.
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
www.facebook.com/commerce/lis...
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so it’s a product specifically *designed* for incredibly toxic, unhealthy, dangerous, and mistaken ways of relating to LLMs?
Razer unveiled its AI concepts at CES 2026, which include an anime hologram that can speak to you, and headphones with built-in cameras.
January 6, 2026 at 10:46 PM
so it’s a product specifically *designed* for incredibly toxic, unhealthy, dangerous, and mistaken ways of relating to LLMs?