Melon Baller
@toomuchmelon.bsky.social
People say I’m Joe Biden’s alt, but that’s malarkey
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Melon Baller
@toomuchmelon.bsky.social
· Nov 22
Octopussy couldn’t get named today
PHIL COLLINS: there’s this girl that’s been on my mind
FRIEND: what’s her name?
PHIL: sue
FRIEND: sue what?
PHIL: sue susudio
FRIEND: what’s her name?
PHIL: sue
FRIEND: sue what?
PHIL: sue susudio
September 8, 2025 at 1:39 PM
PHIL COLLINS: there’s this girl that’s been on my mind
FRIEND: what’s her name?
PHIL: sue
FRIEND: sue what?
PHIL: sue susudio
FRIEND: what’s her name?
PHIL: sue
FRIEND: sue what?
PHIL: sue susudio
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There is no bottom.
July 27, 2025 at 8:25 PM
There is no bottom.
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some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
![the same image in context of a reddit post from the subreddit "r/dataisbeautiful" saying it's "the most popular food of each state from voting [OC]"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kbwkbgkz2zssoj22ebartpgy/bafkreihanvynageumop7hvniq3bft4koyuf7uskvatstjnkcro5mw4fp24@jpeg)
July 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
some frankly amazing AI slop that someone decided to try and post on the r/dataisbeautiful subreddit
Slash the military budget, raise taxes, and budget is balanced with room for universal healthcare. This isn’t actually hard
July 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Slash the military budget, raise taxes, and budget is balanced with room for universal healthcare. This isn’t actually hard
A rare photo of the Senate parliamentarian
June 29, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A rare photo of the Senate parliamentarian
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Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind
June 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind
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99% of “woke media” discourse is BS, but kudos to the NYT for sustaining the 1%
June 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
99% of “woke media” discourse is BS, but kudos to the NYT for sustaining the 1%
Very serious people as usual
June 15, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Very serious people as usual
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
Sam Altman is literally describing the dawn of Skynet and Terminators
June 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Sam Altman is literally describing the dawn of Skynet and Terminators
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Middle-aged joggers all look like they’re about to cry
May 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Middle-aged joggers all look like they’re about to cry
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If President Trump has trouble getting people to tell him they went to Harvard he really does have problems.
Trump: "Part of the problem w/ Harvard is there are about 31% of foreigners coming to Harvard...but they refuse to tell us who the people are...it shouldn't be 31%. It's too much. Bc we have Americans who want to go there...we want a list of those students...I assume with Harvard many will be bad"
May 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
If President Trump has trouble getting people to tell him they went to Harvard he really does have problems.
it was black noise until cultural appropriation
May 25, 2025 at 6:03 PM
it was black noise until cultural appropriation
There are many signs of fascism these days but independent federal judges worrying they won’t be protected from violent threats almost tops the charts (pardoning insurrectionists and willfully disregarding due process still occupy the top two slots)
Threats against the judiciary on TikTok, @globalextremism.bsky.social found in a study published in March, increased by 90 percent in the first two months of this year.
Threats on Truth Social, the platform owned by the president, nearly doubled (94 percent increase).
Threats on Truth Social, the platform owned by the president, nearly doubled (94 percent increase).
Judges Consider Managing Their Own Security Force Due to Rising Threats
Judges discussed managing their own security detail as they receive rising waves of threats to themselves and their families' safety under Trump.
www.rollingstone.com
May 25, 2025 at 4:57 PM
There are many signs of fascism these days but independent federal judges worrying they won’t be protected from violent threats almost tops the charts (pardoning insurrectionists and willfully disregarding due process still occupy the top two slots)
Thanks Bill Belichick
73 year old Georgetown Law Professor Randy Barnett is one of the chief architects of the claim that the birthright citizenship clause of the 14th amendment doesn't provide for birthright citizenship
May 23, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Thanks Bill Belichick
“I can write a column about this”
May 19, 2025 at 2:31 PM
“I can write a column about this”
Helena Tronham Carter
May 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Helena Tronham Carter
