Melon Baller
@toomuchmelon.bsky.social
People say I’m Joe Biden’s alt, but that’s malarkey
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Some in the admin are likely wagering SCOTUS would overturn Texas v Johnson (it was a 5-4 decision even then)
August 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Some in the admin are likely wagering SCOTUS would overturn Texas v Johnson (it was a 5-4 decision even then)
Every paragraph contains a gem
July 13, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Every paragraph contains a gem
No text for Oklahoma, just a mysterious ravioli with a vagina
July 6, 2025 at 8:25 PM
No text for Oklahoma, just a mysterious ravioli with a vagina
I’m with him on regime change, wrong country though
June 22, 2025 at 9:01 PM
I’m with him on regime change, wrong country though
The left apparently is responsible for banning abortions and assassinating Dem officials. Checks out
June 22, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The left apparently is responsible for banning abortions and assassinating Dem officials. Checks out
Remembering the pit in my stomach as my daughter wore a purple beret on our Paris vacation
June 22, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Remembering the pit in my stomach as my daughter wore a purple beret on our Paris vacation
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Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind
June 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind
Follow the poor man back
June 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Follow the poor man back
Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind
June 22, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Barbara Walters asking a 22yo intern where a girl gets the nerve to flirt with the president of the United States belongs in a sex pest museum of some kind
Yep, and the party continues to feature Bill Clinton at every convention
June 22, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Yep, and the party continues to feature Bill Clinton at every convention
Wave 2: Operation Poundtown
June 22, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Wave 2: Operation Poundtown
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