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Tom Bagatelle
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Neurodivergent, but all mistakes my own

I probably don't fancy you
You know those guys who watched Fight Club or Joker or whatever and thought 'So cool I'm gonna do that', completely missing the point? Ugh, so annoying.

Anyway completely changing the subject ever since I saw Sapphire & Steel 1 I've wanted a house like that and someone just gave me another clock so
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I might watch the Babadook
November 8, 2025 at 7:11 AM
I can hear geese...? Why can I hear geese?
November 8, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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What a queen
November 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
I bought two bottles of wine at the supermarket this week, not realising that I hadn't drunk the previous weeks bottles of wine so now i am rich
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
I see you 'NPR' or should i call you by your true name ERIS GODDESS OF DISCORD AND STRIFE
November 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
I love talking about my kids, but (without ever really thinking about it) I've always had the impression that this is a no-go small talk topic? Like people talking about their pets — you're happy for them, but also to you it's just cat?
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
UK parents: children are obviously transitioning because they have the autism

cedar longpenis:
i transitioned into a guy because i just really wanted to know what it’s like to walk around at night with over the ear headphones on
November 4, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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☝️ Ian Hamilton Finlay’s “Fox” was first published in GLASGOW BEASTS, AN A BURD, HAW, AN INSEKS, AN, AW, A FUSH, with papercuts by John Picking & Pete McGinn (The Wild Flounder Press, 1961)
November 4, 2025 at 2:42 PM
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thank you for all the support; the statement from our union is now live here with some more reporting.

now that this is public I can confirm that the majority of today’s layoffs were women of color. there are no longer any Black women working at Teen Vogue.
November 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
It is fully sunny outside, and the fireworks have begun.
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Tnere is a wasp in the room. It is carefully examining the spine of each of my books. I do not want a wasp in my room, but at least it is a bibliophile.
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This this this
People genuinely do not understand that the semiotic landscape we are living in today is the culmination of literal decades of white supremacists deliberately pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable to say in ways that normal people do not recognize as laundering bigotry.
November 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
(I've never understood how 'attention seeker' is one of the top insults/dismissers on social media. Surely we, social animals, are built to seek attention? And why is it so bad if we do? And, fucksake, IT’S SOCIAL MEDIA — WHY ELSE IS ANYONE HERE!?)
It’s nuts the crap people believe about me. Someone even thinks I leafleted schools to scare boys into getting vaccinated! That may just sound silly, but misinformation and disinformation like this means some people want me and others like me jailed or even dead. It’s heartbreaking.
November 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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New awareness campaign
November 3, 2025 at 3:23 PM
‘Experts’ on saving for retirement in New Zealand never talk about low wages or extortionate rents and childcare costs. Telling people to save, while supporting the status quo that makes it impossible really grinds my gears. #nzpol
November 2, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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I will not, as discussed before, read another single story that is clutching pearls about people's reproductive choices. But every time I see one, I'll remind you that there is no economic problem that cannot be solved with immigration and/or taxing wealth hoarders.
November 2, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Heading up into three hours of fireworks now, on what could have been a pleasant Sunday night.

But, of course, it is we who would ban the fireworks who are the fun ruiners.
November 2, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This morning I bought an album off Nonesuch Records and the transaction went like

Me: can i buy this album

Nonesuch Records: yeah, that's $8, cool here's your album

... and, why do so many other media providers make this simple thing so hard? And often kind of grifty?
November 1, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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It's been a while since I posted about my beloved Pam.
November 1, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Aw, the methylphenidate is grounding me so I only feel tired and a bit ill and not at all like I'm the most brilliant charming amazing person on the planet. What a chiz
I am trying out being hungover while on methylphenidate. And doing the front-desk at work. I'm expecting excitement.
I would love if nz bluesky posted a bit more about what they themselves are doing, and not just what politicians are doing.

Could just be eating toast, walking dogs, finding pretty sea shells.

Something more than endless bad policies
November 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Fuck AI, why can't we concentrate on making Venetian blinds that work
November 1, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I am trying out being hungover while on methylphenidate. And doing the front-desk at work. I'm expecting excitement.
I would love if nz bluesky posted a bit more about what they themselves are doing, and not just what politicians are doing.

Could just be eating toast, walking dogs, finding pretty sea shells.

Something more than endless bad policies
November 1, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Me: ... And one of the other cool things people don't realise about 'Dracula' is that it's an epistolary novel!

Child *puzzled*: It doesn't eat any meat except fish?

Me: ...

Me: Stop that

Child *pleased with himself*: hehe
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Just had a great work day, now to sit back and let my brain carefully examine every conversation I was a part of until it can show how I am the horriblest
October 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM