Tomatofather
@tomatofather.bsky.social
Former remains of an omnipotent yet constantly overstimulated void creature, blessed and cursed with infinite time, that yearned so hard in their pocket of void it died and came back as a tomato. Wild story. Mostly shitposting
Worth noting, not all crushes will result in relationships. Genuinely I'm a bit of a hot mess I have found, and very stupid. You can probably do better than me.
January 4, 2026 at 1:23 AM
Worth noting, not all crushes will result in relationships. Genuinely I'm a bit of a hot mess I have found, and very stupid. You can probably do better than me.
And don't expect too much, yet. I haven't pieced together how to do this. It is worth noting that I didn't really try to flirt on my previous account, most of my yearning into the void was about kasifel, and I desire to meet her community more.
January 4, 2026 at 1:00 AM
And don't expect too much, yet. I haven't pieced together how to do this. It is worth noting that I didn't really try to flirt on my previous account, most of my yearning into the void was about kasifel, and I desire to meet her community more.
I also must note that there is expected to be more crushes in the future, no more than three, but fuck, I just got here and am very stupid, I don't even know how anything works anymore
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I also must note that there is expected to be more crushes in the future, no more than three, but fuck, I just got here and am very stupid, I don't even know how anything works anymore
I'll refollow and check up on everyone in the following days I suppose, or you can dm me or something if you already see this. If not interested or hated I would fully understand.
January 3, 2026 at 11:25 PM
I'll refollow and check up on everyone in the following days I suppose, or you can dm me or something if you already see this. If not interested or hated I would fully understand.
Alright, fuck it, moral inquiry be damned, listing crushes. Then locking out to lock into politics because fuck today sucks.
Kasifel, tenkoberry, clair boob haver, gekowo, tana, awen🟨⬜🟪⬛
Honorable mentions of who I want to be friends with if recognized: terminally online leftist and Satan
Kasifel, tenkoberry, clair boob haver, gekowo, tana, awen🟨⬜🟪⬛
Honorable mentions of who I want to be friends with if recognized: terminally online leftist and Satan
January 3, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Alright, fuck it, moral inquiry be damned, listing crushes. Then locking out to lock into politics because fuck today sucks.
Kasifel, tenkoberry, clair boob haver, gekowo, tana, awen🟨⬜🟪⬛
Honorable mentions of who I want to be friends with if recognized: terminally online leftist and Satan
Kasifel, tenkoberry, clair boob haver, gekowo, tana, awen🟨⬜🟪⬛
Honorable mentions of who I want to be friends with if recognized: terminally online leftist and Satan
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The USA has launched an unprovoked attack against Caracas, all the reporting I've seen suggests boots on the ground.
Power Plants, Military Bases, and Private Businesses have been attacked.
Power is out in sections of the city.
Chinooks have been spotted, and bombing is continuing.
Power Plants, Military Bases, and Private Businesses have been attacked.
Power is out in sections of the city.
Chinooks have been spotted, and bombing is continuing.
January 3, 2026 at 7:14 AM
The USA has launched an unprovoked attack against Caracas, all the reporting I've seen suggests boots on the ground.
Power Plants, Military Bases, and Private Businesses have been attacked.
Power is out in sections of the city.
Chinooks have been spotted, and bombing is continuing.
Power Plants, Military Bases, and Private Businesses have been attacked.
Power is out in sections of the city.
Chinooks have been spotted, and bombing is continuing.
Holy shit, I just woke up a bit ago, wtf
Apparently we are now at war with Venezuela because our President is a fucking psychopath.
Video rolling in of pretty massive airstrikes across Venezuela, plus low-flying helicopters which *appear* to be American.
January 3, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Holy shit, I just woke up a bit ago, wtf
Er to be clear, when I say I can't pick and choose people I mean more than I already have. Love you two. But also open to more if desired and recognized. I should probably be blocked or muted if hated, I can't express how sorry I am.
Alright, locked in, what if I had two crushes? One on kasifel AND one on tenkoberry. They're both really cool and cute. Stopping at two crushes for now. Polyamory interests me if open, but I'm slow moving to it with a short social battery.
January 3, 2026 at 5:40 AM
Er to be clear, when I say I can't pick and choose people I mean more than I already have. Love you two. But also open to more if desired and recognized. I should probably be blocked or muted if hated, I can't express how sorry I am.
Alright, so on my prior account I believe I flirted with the entire Internet without trying or realizing right after getting on bluesky. To anyone who can find me from my prior account, you're amazing and I'm deeply sorry for my transgressions. I have many crushes, but I can't pick and choose people
January 1, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Alright, so on my prior account I believe I flirted with the entire Internet without trying or realizing right after getting on bluesky. To anyone who can find me from my prior account, you're amazing and I'm deeply sorry for my transgressions. I have many crushes, but I can't pick and choose people
Happy new year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Happy new year everyone
Ehh, alright maybe three crushes, idk, how many crushes can one person with an extremely short to no social battery have? For the most part I can only do virtual crushes/relationships for the moment rn.
December 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Ehh, alright maybe three crushes, idk, how many crushes can one person with an extremely short to no social battery have? For the most part I can only do virtual crushes/relationships for the moment rn.
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his greed sickens me
December 25, 2025 at 7:05 PM
his greed sickens me
Alright, locked in, what if I had two crushes? One on kasifel AND one on tenkoberry. They're both really cool and cute. Stopping at two crushes for now. Polyamory interests me if open, but I'm slow moving to it with a short social battery.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Alright, locked in, what if I had two crushes? One on kasifel AND one on tenkoberry. They're both really cool and cute. Stopping at two crushes for now. Polyamory interests me if open, but I'm slow moving to it with a short social battery.
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Fuck, I'm the type of person who flirts then apologizes, deleting two posts because I think they're giving the wrong idea. Not supposed to be an anti-flirt.
December 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Fuck, I'm the type of person who flirts then apologizes, deleting two posts because I think they're giving the wrong idea. Not supposed to be an anti-flirt.
Aaaah sorry, sorry, family time is over, actually locking in frfr, after one more nap. My thoughts have been difficult to convey.
December 30, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Aaaah sorry, sorry, family time is over, actually locking in frfr, after one more nap. My thoughts have been difficult to convey.
Spending a lot of time with family this week and thoughts are being dumb for me rn. Sorry for decreased presence.
December 28, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Spending a lot of time with family this week and thoughts are being dumb for me rn. Sorry for decreased presence.
I'm really bad at this "locking in" thing
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm really bad at this "locking in" thing
Further locking in tomorrow, very busy day, sorry sorry
December 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Further locking in tomorrow, very busy day, sorry sorry
Merry Christmas, happy holidays everyone
December 25, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Merry Christmas, happy holidays everyone
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December 24, 2025 at 11:22 PM
