Tomatofather
@tomatofather.bsky.social
Former remains of an omnipotent yet constantly overstimulated void creature, blessed and cursed with infinite time, that yearned so hard in their pocket of void it died and came back as a tomato. Wild story. Mostly shitposting
I also must note that there is expected to be more crushes in the future, no more than three, but fuck, I just got here and am very stupid, I don't even know how anything works anymore
January 4, 2026 at 12:52 AM
I also must note that there is expected to be more crushes in the future, no more than three, but fuck, I just got here and am very stupid, I don't even know how anything works anymore
Happy new year everyone
January 1, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Happy new year everyone
Alright, locked in, what if I had two crushes? One on kasifel AND one on tenkoberry. They're both really cool and cute. Stopping at two crushes for now. Polyamory interests me if open, but I'm slow moving to it with a short social battery.
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Alright, locked in, what if I had two crushes? One on kasifel AND one on tenkoberry. They're both really cool and cute. Stopping at two crushes for now. Polyamory interests me if open, but I'm slow moving to it with a short social battery.
I'm really bad at this "locking in" thing
December 27, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm really bad at this "locking in" thing
I'm no longer so much into debating as I used to be at a point in time. What's the limits of TOS on what can or can't be said on bluesky? I'm not going to treat the ideas or personhood of someone who doesn't treat others as equals equally. Let alone when they are just fucking wrong.
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I'm no longer so much into debating as I used to be at a point in time. What's the limits of TOS on what can or can't be said on bluesky? I'm not going to treat the ideas or personhood of someone who doesn't treat others as equals equally. Let alone when they are just fucking wrong.
I don't know the source of either of these, if you do please put it down below, they're very cute
December 24, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I don't know the source of either of these, if you do please put it down below, they're very cute
I would love to put big dick in your butt ❤️
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 AM
I would love to put big dick in your butt ❤️
*Spoilers for the Jake Paul fight/graphic violence*
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 PM
*Spoilers for the Jake Paul fight/graphic violence*
Artwork by beetlemoses
December 23, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Artwork by beetlemoses
The Trump x Bill Clinton yaoi arc conclusion 😔
December 23, 2025 at 5:39 AM
The Trump x Bill Clinton yaoi arc conclusion 😔
Also if you don't like kasifel then you won't like me, and we're eternal enemies >:3
December 21, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Also if you don't like kasifel then you won't like me, and we're eternal enemies >:3
Apparently this is very bad advice. If you're following me and like what you see go check out kasifel, she's like me in a lot of ways but cooler, she's amazing and her politics are wonderful, and she's wonderful and I love her and every time she laughs I rock side to side happily.
December 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Apparently this is very bad advice. If you're following me and like what you see go check out kasifel, she's like me in a lot of ways but cooler, she's amazing and her politics are wonderful, and she's wonderful and I love her and every time she laughs I rock side to side happily.
![] awwww he's in love
] FUCK ISRAEL
] awwww he's in love
] FUCK ISRAEL
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