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If you’re wondering what an NFL-level juke feels like, today I asked a Caribbean nurse where to get edibles she looked me dead in the eye and said “I’m married to a cop” paused for like 10 seconds and said “just kidding”
November 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
If you’re wondering what an NFL-level juke feels like, today I asked a Caribbean nurse where to get edibles she looked me dead in the eye and said “I’m married to a cop” paused for like 10 seconds and said “just kidding”
Thanksgiving a time for gathering with family and arguing about which beach chair to grab and who stunk up the privvy
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Thanksgiving a time for gathering with family and arguing about which beach chair to grab and who stunk up the privvy
November 27, 2025 at 4:14 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social have you made a Baja blast espresso yet
specifically I would like to know if anybody is trying to make Baja Blast pie from scratch
Let’s run this again, was fun last year, what new adversities are we about to create for ourselves on the field, drop your menus below
November 26, 2025 at 2:25 PM
@edsbs.bsky.social have you made a Baja blast espresso yet
He’s a Milford Man and you know what that means
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
He’s a Milford Man and you know what that means
So far one boat club folded after the founder threw a punch at a race official (very hard to do when you’re in one boat and the official is in another), another had to move cause their property was taken by eminent domain, and the Earth is reclaiming a third
Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club
November 11, 2025 at 11:59 PM
So far one boat club folded after the founder threw a punch at a race official (very hard to do when you’re in one boat and the official is in another), another had to move cause their property was taken by eminent domain, and the Earth is reclaiming a third
Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club
November 11, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Unprompted and being 100% sincere, yesterday someone asked me how hard it could be to get kicked out of a boat club
I called Senator Schumer. I live in DC and see my neighbors in pain everyday, but the most I can do is yell at some septuagenarian’s voicemail, pls make us a state
November 10, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I called Senator Schumer. I live in DC and see my neighbors in pain everyday, but the most I can do is yell at some septuagenarian’s voicemail, pls make us a state
Hugh Freeze was the amuse bouche to last night’s feast
November 5, 2025 at 11:29 AM
Hugh Freeze was the amuse bouche to last night’s feast
Ah you think being blocked is your ally? You merely adopted being blocked. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't know others seeing my posts until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but overwhelming
a true poster doesn't care if they're blocked by 99% of the site. they've never looked at themselves on clearsky. some are actively trying to get there using oblique and elegant methods of annoyance. a true poster doesn't count on an audience to post.
This is a violation of Poster’s Bushido
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Ah you think being blocked is your ally? You merely adopted being blocked. I was born in it, molded by it. I didn't know others seeing my posts until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but overwhelming
Years ago some NPR reporter had the idea to short the entire US stock market. I’d like to do that but for data centers
October 31, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Years ago some NPR reporter had the idea to short the entire US stock market. I’d like to do that but for data centers
Spring 2006. A young me is in Yoram Keinan’s debt instrument taxation class thinking “wow mortgage backed securities sound like a great idea a stupid person once had, will anyone top that ever”
quite literally everything i hear about the economics of this feels insane, especially given the big issue of the tools not doing what boosters say they will do. so many details make me feel very not good!
October 31, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Spring 2006. A young me is in Yoram Keinan’s debt instrument taxation class thinking “wow mortgage backed securities sound like a great idea a stupid person once had, will anyone top that ever”
The most relatable exchange of all time in my home.
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
October 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The most relatable exchange of all time in my home.
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
Wife: you use Reddit?
13-year-old son: only at my most desperate
Yeah but Odin never threw a complete game shutout on two days rest suck it vikings
This must be what it’s like to meet Odin when you enter Valhalla. www.espn.com/mlb/story/_/...
October 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Yeah but Odin never threw a complete game shutout on two days rest suck it vikings
Blake Snell the most middle school shop teacher smoking in the parking lot looking ass
October 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Blake Snell the most middle school shop teacher smoking in the parking lot looking ass
how’d they do on their second try (serious)
A civil attorney who Trump enthusiast Lindsey Halligan brought in to prosecute the Letitia James case screwed up his initial appearance and the court had to give him step-by-step instructions about how to save a PDF.
October 24, 2025 at 5:14 PM
how’d they do on their second try (serious)
This was not the guy I eavesdropped on last Saturday but boy were there plenty of people like him (me, I am the guy who has said “see you at the kong. you know what day it is? a miserable day to be a miller lite”)
October 22, 2025 at 1:40 PM
This was not the guy I eavesdropped on last Saturday but boy were there plenty of people like him (me, I am the guy who has said “see you at the kong. you know what day it is? a miserable day to be a miller lite”)
Watching playoff baseball
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Watching playoff baseball
Current status: in a hotel bar in newton ma tryna recruit fellow travelers into the joy and pain that comes with unironically hollering go vawls
October 19, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Current status: in a hotel bar in newton ma tryna recruit fellow travelers into the joy and pain that comes with unironically hollering go vawls
Got dang pawwwwll look at the sleeper cell here
we won't be all the way back until I get accused of being a Bama homer, which I suspect won't happen today but stranger things have happened
October 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Got dang pawwwwll look at the sleeper cell here
Whenever my wife (whom I love) asks me why college football is funny I send her screen caps of Spencer watching games. Despite this we remain married
October 18, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Whenever my wife (whom I love) asks me why college football is funny I send her screen caps of Spencer watching games. Despite this we remain married
YouTube tv is amazing, big doink in DC and a big dong in Milwaukee all on one screen
October 14, 2025 at 1:35 AM
YouTube tv is amazing, big doink in DC and a big dong in Milwaukee all on one screen
Where I lived in high school some houses would have a main line and a secondary. Some of them would list the second line in the house as “children’s phone” which seems like a great idea
even more surprising - everyone's phone number was also their social security number. you had a whole book that was Identity Theft made easy but we were having too much fun to even think of trying that.
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Where I lived in high school some houses would have a main line and a secondary. Some of them would list the second line in the house as “children’s phone” which seems like a great idea
It’s gonna rule when Billy Napier and Hugh Freeze both get extended on Monday
October 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
It’s gonna rule when Billy Napier and Hugh Freeze both get extended on Monday
Coach @edsbs.bsky.social your progrum is nailing the all-PI offense is Jane finally consulting for you
October 11, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Coach @edsbs.bsky.social your progrum is nailing the all-PI offense is Jane finally consulting for you