Andrew Tolbert
@tolbertreport.bsky.social
Serving you lukewarm takes.
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Then I'm a 🚬
fellas is it gay to be all tuckered out
November 17, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Then I'm a 🚬
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete
Trump: "If we didn't win this election. If we had these people that were running that were ruining our country, destroying our country with their open borders and men playing in women's sports and transgender from everybody and windmills all over the place ... I'm not sure we'd even have a country."
October 7, 2025 at 4:43 PM
it takes a windmill 27.7 hours to generate one transgender athlete
@tennispodcast.bsky.social can we get some thoughts on Khachanov quietly entering the top 10…?
October 7, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@tennispodcast.bsky.social can we get some thoughts on Khachanov quietly entering the top 10…?
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Shhh let them cook
September 24, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shhh let them cook
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every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
December 3, 2024 at 11:08 PM
every day I understand a little more why Arya Stark kept that list
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✅Coco Gauff (Roland Garros)
✅Iga Swiatek (Wimbledon)
✅Aryna Sabalenka (US Open)
the WTA top 3 all hold grand slam titles this year
I don’t want to hear anything about how the WTA has no consistency, these women each hold multiple slam titles in a very competitive tour!
& the best is yet to come🫶🏻
✅Iga Swiatek (Wimbledon)
✅Aryna Sabalenka (US Open)
the WTA top 3 all hold grand slam titles this year
I don’t want to hear anything about how the WTA has no consistency, these women each hold multiple slam titles in a very competitive tour!
& the best is yet to come🫶🏻
September 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
✅Coco Gauff (Roland Garros)
✅Iga Swiatek (Wimbledon)
✅Aryna Sabalenka (US Open)
the WTA top 3 all hold grand slam titles this year
I don’t want to hear anything about how the WTA has no consistency, these women each hold multiple slam titles in a very competitive tour!
& the best is yet to come🫶🏻
✅Iga Swiatek (Wimbledon)
✅Aryna Sabalenka (US Open)
the WTA top 3 all hold grand slam titles this year
I don’t want to hear anything about how the WTA has no consistency, these women each hold multiple slam titles in a very competitive tour!
& the best is yet to come🫶🏻
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The economy is in shambles.
A former heroin addict is banning vaccines.
An alcoholic DoD head is bombing boats.
Hospitals are closing and measles is back.
The military is patrolling our streets.
Masked vigilantes are kidnapping legal immigrants.
Anybody who pushes back is fired or sued.
A former heroin addict is banning vaccines.
An alcoholic DoD head is bombing boats.
Hospitals are closing and measles is back.
The military is patrolling our streets.
Masked vigilantes are kidnapping legal immigrants.
Anybody who pushes back is fired or sued.
September 5, 2025 at 6:15 PM
The economy is in shambles.
A former heroin addict is banning vaccines.
An alcoholic DoD head is bombing boats.
Hospitals are closing and measles is back.
The military is patrolling our streets.
Masked vigilantes are kidnapping legal immigrants.
Anybody who pushes back is fired or sued.
A former heroin addict is banning vaccines.
An alcoholic DoD head is bombing boats.
Hospitals are closing and measles is back.
The military is patrolling our streets.
Masked vigilantes are kidnapping legal immigrants.
Anybody who pushes back is fired or sued.
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Anisimova:
50 Winners, 45 Unforced Errors
Osaka:
32 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Sabalenka:
43 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Pegula:
21 Winners, 15 Unforced Errors
All 4 players that played tonight in the positive.
50 Winners, 45 Unforced Errors
Osaka:
32 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Sabalenka:
43 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Pegula:
21 Winners, 15 Unforced Errors
All 4 players that played tonight in the positive.
September 5, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Anisimova:
50 Winners, 45 Unforced Errors
Osaka:
32 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Sabalenka:
43 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Pegula:
21 Winners, 15 Unforced Errors
All 4 players that played tonight in the positive.
50 Winners, 45 Unforced Errors
Osaka:
32 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Sabalenka:
43 Winners, 27 Unforced Errors
Pegula:
21 Winners, 15 Unforced Errors
All 4 players that played tonight in the positive.
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1997: First U.S. Open appearance (17 years old)
2025: 25th U.S. Open appearance (45 years old)
VENUS WILLIAMS.
2025: 25th U.S. Open appearance (45 years old)
VENUS WILLIAMS.
August 25, 2025 at 11:56 PM
1997: First U.S. Open appearance (17 years old)
2025: 25th U.S. Open appearance (45 years old)
VENUS WILLIAMS.
2025: 25th U.S. Open appearance (45 years old)
VENUS WILLIAMS.
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Why is Rose Byrne in Spy the funniest someone has ever been in a movie?
May 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Why is Rose Byrne in Spy the funniest someone has ever been in a movie?
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was visited by 3 ghosts last night so I’m helping them unionize
December 25, 2024 at 7:25 PM
was visited by 3 ghosts last night so I’m helping them unionize