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tofoomeister
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Data wrangler, Philadelphia defender, Cord cutter, House/Trance listener, Code absconder, Birds watcher, Oxymoronic fighting Quaker, Meme creator, Blue appreciator, Social media quitter, Tofoo meister, not necessarily in that order
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me and who
a seating diagram on ticketmaster for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra, playing in Philadelphia on December 21st at 3pm. the seat selected in the image is in the fourth row, just off-center, and is priced at ten thousand three hundred four dollars and twenty one cents per ticket
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
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antongerashchenko.bsky.social
Russia presented its human-like AI robot. It fell down as it walked onto the stage.
November 11, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Holy shit. Bring back Sarah Kendzior immediately, she's one of the most urgently needed voices of our time.
November 11, 2025 at 5:20 PM
tofoomeister.bsky.social
Almost time for a little di-di-ding ding di-di-ding

#Eagles

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCad...
Salt-N-Pepa - Push It (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by SaltNPepaVEVO
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November 11, 2025 at 12:52 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 6:51 PM
tofoomeister.bsky.social
100 years later, the Frankford Yellow Jackets are once again leading 5-3

#scorigami
November 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
tofoomeister.bsky.social
If you can't handle me at my // then you don't deserve me at my
The box score of the first nine innings of 2025 World Series game three. Toronto scored 4 in the 4th, and 1 in the 7th. Los Angeles scored 1 in the 2nd, 1 in the 3rd, 2 in the 5th, and 1 in the 7th. The score was tied 5-5 at the end of the ninth. The 2025 World Series game 3 box score for innings 10 through 18. All innings are zeroes, except for the 1 winning run scored by Los Angeles in the bottom of the 18th.
October 28, 2025 at 6:55 AM
tofoomeister.bsky.social
the rules should be: for each inning after the the 10th, the fielding team must send out one fewer fielder. the 16th would be just a pitcher, a catcher, and a roving fielder. the 18th would be a pitcher throwing to one of those rebound nets. the 19th would have an umpire feeding a jugs machine
October 28, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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#Phillies fans: I don't want either team to win

Dodgers and Blue Jays:
A score bug for 2025 World Series Game 3, indicating that the game is going to the top of the 16th, with the score tied at 5 apiece, and the series tied at 1 apiece
October 28, 2025 at 6:00 AM
tofoomeister.bsky.social
Jalen Hurts better QB than Patrick Mahomes discourse will continue until morale improves
nemesis121.bsky.social nemesis121.bsky.social @nemesis121.bsky.social · 25d
When you have the refs in your pocket you can do anything.
October 27, 2025 at 4:21 PM
tofoomeister.bsky.social
macy's christmas ads on television on october 26th

you closed your philly store, so please hurry up and die already you dinosaur
October 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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#Eagles "A lot of handfighting, usually you let that go"

Fuck ALLLLLLLLLL the way off Fox
October 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
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absolute make-up call for the tush push non-fumble
October 26, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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All these posts saying the refs are rigging the game for the #Eagles

I mean that's one way of saying that Jalen Hurts is a better QB than Patrick Mahomes
October 26, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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Ordered grocery home delivery from ShopRite, which included a rotisserie chicken, and it was accompanied by this 10 out of 10 xeroxed flyer reminding the people who pack delivery orders to stop by the heat lamp counter just before making the delivery
A xeroxed flyer with today's date and delivery time handwritten in the upper left corner. Below that, in large enough font that it takes two lines to display four words, is printed "Don't Forget the Chicken" with the words Don't, Forget, and Chicken all capitalized. Printed below in the same enormously large font is the word "Name", with my name handwritten, and Flavor, below that is handwritten "Rotisserie Chicken" The flyer also has a graphic of a flapping chicken looking directly at you, beak agape, as if to communicate that they really didn't want to be cooked rotisserie-style in the first place, but if they had to be, that you would not have the gall to forget them.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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flag down in the chargers game but how can you tell
October 19, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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"Really good clock management at the end of the game by the Philadelphia Eagles."

*swoon*
October 19, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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leave patullo in minneapolis
October 19, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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bwahahahahaha wentz
October 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Blue, you're my boy! #balatro
The blinds screen after having completed Ante 1, Round 2, with no money in the bank. A lone joker, the Blueprint, graces the joker slots at the top of the screen.
October 16, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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A pug, eyes wide open, mouth wide open, its long grooved tongue sticking out of its mouth and somehow moving both left and right at the the same time
October 13, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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This explains why the ShopRite was sold out
brian215.bsky.social Brian @brian215.bsky.social · Oct 11
Just saw an IG reel (foobooz) from today’s Scrapple carving contest at Reading Terminal Market. I think you all need to see it too.
Gritty carved out of scrapple
October 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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ShopRite straight sold out of scrapple. Birds by 30, Phils by 10.
Shoprite notification: Habberset Scrapple, 16 ounce. 3 dollars and 49 cents. You ordered 1. We are short 1.
October 9, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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grand slam pls
October 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM