Gotta stretch out the news cycle a little bit first. I'm thinking veto, then new leaks (intentional) that make the left look bad, THEN what you said

darius slayton about to become a fantasy league winner

100% the press releasing old news as if it's new

You might be the best adjective noun bunchanumbers on here, defran

Alt text because my phone keyboard obscures the alt text done button: The video of Brian Daboll driving into his first day of work at the Giants office complex, arriving in a blue pickup truck and wearing a suit. Only the video is played in reverse

placekicker: *gives NFL contract a final once-over*

placekicker: *pauses, whispers to agent*

agent, to team ownership: "Sorry, where's the Scorigami incentive clause we discussed? No deal without it"

Will Carson Wentz ever play another down in the NFL

Experienced

this play looks like it's straight out of tecmo super bowl

*tips fedora*

*says slogan*

*gets permabanned from reddit*

i'm partial to "touron" the portmanteau of tourist and moron

intentionally excluding the gate from the float approval plans must be the part of the art me with my not-schizo brain doesn't understand

my face when "they certainly tried" lol

new meme template just dropped

and whichever team's baseball card has the better stat is declared the winner

play would continue this way until the sun rises during any inning. once this occurs, and the inning ends and is still tied, each team is given nine unopened baseball card packs, and must choose one of the nine packs to open. each team picks one card to play. the league office chooses a random stat

starting in the 20th, there would be no pitches at all batting teams would place their own baseballs on a tee and swing. each team would get two minutes to score as many runs as possible. the next batter up cannot leave the on-deck circle until the batter in front of them is touching any base