Me, to Baby Toe: Can you day “mama”? 😊 💕
Her, confidently: Dada.
Her, confidently: Dada.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me, to Baby Toe: Can you day “mama”? 😊 💕
Her, confidently: Dada.
Her, confidently: Dada.
My parents are getting their kitchen redone and my dad keeps saying it’s the kill room, like from Dexter.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My parents are getting their kitchen redone and my dad keeps saying it’s the kill room, like from Dexter.
Does anyone have any good planners they recommend??? I need something with a monthly calendar and ample space for notes n stuff per day. Would love for it to be spiral bound too.
November 15, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Does anyone have any good planners they recommend??? I need something with a monthly calendar and ample space for notes n stuff per day. Would love for it to be spiral bound too.
Last four games I played (Roblox doesn’t count)
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Last four games I played (Roblox doesn’t count)
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Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy "I'm Ribs!" day to all that celebrate. @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social
Please recommend me cozy switch games that aren’t farming simulators. Or games with turn-based combat. Or are just easy enough for a grandma like me
November 13, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Please recommend me cozy switch games that aren’t farming simulators. Or games with turn-based combat. Or are just easy enough for a grandma like me
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@toejams.bsky.social drop dead gorgeous
November 13, 2025 at 2:20 AM
@toejams.bsky.social drop dead gorgeous
I might or might not do official holiday cards but will send something back to anyone I get one from regardless !!!
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I might or might not do official holiday cards but will send something back to anyone I get one from regardless !!!
I get too emotionally attached to t-shirts.
November 12, 2025 at 4:43 AM
I get too emotionally attached to t-shirts.
We’re posting pet pics??? Here are my original babies, Margot and Pearl (and bonus me).
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We’re posting pet pics??? Here are my original babies, Margot and Pearl (and bonus me).
The way this would become a staple of my wardrobe
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The way this would become a staple of my wardrobe
Downstairs neighbor repeatedly leaving and entering, slamming the front door, all while their multitude of dogs bark nonstop. I can’t wait to move.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Downstairs neighbor repeatedly leaving and entering, slamming the front door, all while their multitude of dogs bark nonstop. I can’t wait to move.
Just had a flashback to my 12th grade US Government class and we were talking about Dick Cheney and my teacher (old man) goes, “Miss Jam, do you like Dick?” The whole class laughed but I was like 🫥
November 9, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Just had a flashback to my 12th grade US Government class and we were talking about Dick Cheney and my teacher (old man) goes, “Miss Jam, do you like Dick?” The whole class laughed but I was like 🫥
I’ll never stop thinking about this
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ll never stop thinking about this
I’m watching the new Frankenstein and I’ve only ever seen the Young Frankenstein iteration of this story and I’m so confused.
November 7, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I’m watching the new Frankenstein and I’ve only ever seen the Young Frankenstein iteration of this story and I’m so confused.
I got 26 dollars from the Facebook lawsuit - chat, what should I buy?!?
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I got 26 dollars from the Facebook lawsuit - chat, what should I buy?!?
I asked my husband to get frozen shrimp at the store and he got the wrong kind in every capacity.
Peeled? ❌
Tail off? ❌
Medium-size? ❌
Now I gotta manhandle these jumbo nasty scrimps ughhggggg at least theyre deveined
Peeled? ❌
Tail off? ❌
Medium-size? ❌
Now I gotta manhandle these jumbo nasty scrimps ughhggggg at least theyre deveined
November 6, 2025 at 9:32 PM
I asked my husband to get frozen shrimp at the store and he got the wrong kind in every capacity.
Peeled? ❌
Tail off? ❌
Medium-size? ❌
Now I gotta manhandle these jumbo nasty scrimps ughhggggg at least theyre deveined
Peeled? ❌
Tail off? ❌
Medium-size? ❌
Now I gotta manhandle these jumbo nasty scrimps ughhggggg at least theyre deveined
Alright, this is what you’re all getting this year
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Alright, this is what you’re all getting this year
Oldest selfie on your phone
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
Can’t sleep, gotta keep playing vampire survivors on my phone
November 5, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Can’t sleep, gotta keep playing vampire survivors on my phone
My husband somehow figured out Baby Toe squeals with delight whenever the chorus to Amber by 311 plays?!??
November 4, 2025 at 4:46 AM
My husband somehow figured out Baby Toe squeals with delight whenever the chorus to Amber by 311 plays?!??
ADHD diagnoses acquired. Please god let this adderall help me
November 3, 2025 at 9:19 PM
ADHD diagnoses acquired. Please god let this adderall help me
Spawned into my restaurant and everyone was in their panties
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Spawned into my restaurant and everyone was in their panties
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Went out for dinner earlier. The host kept putting their toes in the soup and dancing through the window at me whilst scantily clad. I had the baklava. 10/10 will be going back again.
@toejams.bsky.social
@toejams.bsky.social
November 1, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Went out for dinner earlier. The host kept putting their toes in the soup and dancing through the window at me whilst scantily clad. I had the baklava. 10/10 will be going back again.
@toejams.bsky.social
@toejams.bsky.social