sam.
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Tobey Maguire’s Wario.
@stonybrooku ‘12 / @flipboard since 2013
@stonybrooku ‘12 / @flipboard since 2013
listening to podcasts while I cook, unable to press the “skip forward 30 seconds” button because my hands are dirty, so every time the torturous ad for Sebastian Maniscalco’s stand up special comes on I just keep yelling until its over.
November 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
listening to podcasts while I cook, unable to press the “skip forward 30 seconds” button because my hands are dirty, so every time the torturous ad for Sebastian Maniscalco’s stand up special comes on I just keep yelling until its over.
a real film synopsis starring several people you like and respect:
November 28, 2025 at 12:39 AM
a real film synopsis starring several people you like and respect:
350 degrees has an illegal monopoly on oven temperature
November 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
350 degrees has an illegal monopoly on oven temperature
boy that Alzheimers advocacy ad was a real bummer
November 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
boy that Alzheimers advocacy ad was a real bummer
Going to see Hamnet. I love Shankspeare
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Going to see Hamnet. I love Shankspeare
what about the humus? Is it totally awesomesauce?
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
what about the humus? Is it totally awesomesauce?
Reposted by sam.
The Modern Family theme song is the fastest stomp-clap-hey song that’s ever been recorded
October 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The Modern Family theme song is the fastest stomp-clap-hey song that’s ever been recorded
There is a barber conspiracy where no matter what I ask for, no matter what photos I show, they will humor me and pretend they understand then give me the same fucking bowl cut
October 24, 2025 at 6:47 PM
There is a barber conspiracy where no matter what I ask for, no matter what photos I show, they will humor me and pretend they understand then give me the same fucking bowl cut
🫡 I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the
to the flag
of the
October 24, 2025 at 2:29 PM
🫡 I pledge allegiance
to the flag
of the
to the flag
of the
It’s impossible to read this paragraph without hearing the Oceans Eleven soundtrack
October 24, 2025 at 12:59 AM
It’s impossible to read this paragraph without hearing the Oceans Eleven soundtrack
I’m the guy who started putting ESSENTIALS: FEAR OF GOD on hoodies and I’m not telling anyone what it means
October 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
I’m the guy who started putting ESSENTIALS: FEAR OF GOD on hoodies and I’m not telling anyone what it means
This ended up being not true, huh
October 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
This ended up being not true, huh
They should have given the Nobel Peace Prize to Woke.
October 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
They should have given the Nobel Peace Prize to Woke.
so fucked up our guidance counselors didnt tell us we could slow down Elton John songs and add 2/2 bass drum beats to them for a living.
October 10, 2025 at 1:14 PM
so fucked up our guidance counselors didnt tell us we could slow down Elton John songs and add 2/2 bass drum beats to them for a living.
Eat. Sleep. Dad. Repeat.
October 9, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Eat. Sleep. Dad. Repeat.
The best type of movie is “guy that sucks can’t stop making bad decisions”
October 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
The best type of movie is “guy that sucks can’t stop making bad decisions”
I love vinyls, they have my favorite musics on them
October 7, 2025 at 12:38 PM
I love vinyls, they have my favorite musics on them
Leonardo DiCaprio’s vape work is off the charts in One Battle After Another. He vapes like Fred Astaire rolls his hat down his arm
September 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Leonardo DiCaprio’s vape work is off the charts in One Battle After Another. He vapes like Fred Astaire rolls his hat down his arm
Wanted to like Ben Stiller’s soda more, but a little flat at sip’s end. Nice initial flavor though. 3/5
September 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Wanted to like Ben Stiller’s soda more, but a little flat at sip’s end. Nice initial flavor though. 3/5