Wearing jewelry is performative?!!?
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Wearing jewelry is performative?!!?
How am I supposed to throw out this t-shirt from my sixth grade production of The Secret Garden where I played an unnamed child?
November 19, 2025 at 10:09 PM
How am I supposed to throw out this t-shirt from my sixth grade production of The Secret Garden where I played an unnamed child?
I said I wasn’t gonna do screen time for baby toe but she screams every time I put her down to do something, so I’ve been putting on Sesame Street and wow, I fucking love this guy????
November 18, 2025 at 8:38 PM
I said I wasn’t gonna do screen time for baby toe but she screams every time I put her down to do something, so I’ve been putting on Sesame Street and wow, I fucking love this guy????
Me, to Baby Toe: Can you day “mama”? 😊 💕
Her, confidently: Dada.
Her, confidently: Dada.
November 16, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Me, to Baby Toe: Can you day “mama”? 😊 💕
Her, confidently: Dada.
Her, confidently: Dada.
My parents are getting their kitchen redone and my dad keeps saying it’s the kill room, like from Dexter.
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 PM
My parents are getting their kitchen redone and my dad keeps saying it’s the kill room, like from Dexter.
Last four games I played (Roblox doesn’t count)
November 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Last four games I played (Roblox doesn’t count)
We’re posting pet pics??? Here are my original babies, Margot and Pearl (and bonus me).
November 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
We’re posting pet pics??? Here are my original babies, Margot and Pearl (and bonus me).
The way this would become a staple of my wardrobe
November 10, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The way this would become a staple of my wardrobe
Downstairs neighbor repeatedly leaving and entering, slamming the front door, all while their multitude of dogs bark nonstop. I can’t wait to move.
November 10, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Downstairs neighbor repeatedly leaving and entering, slamming the front door, all while their multitude of dogs bark nonstop. I can’t wait to move.
I’ll never stop thinking about this
November 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I’ll never stop thinking about this
Pearl would love to join Peabee in some sunbathing!!
November 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Pearl would love to join Peabee in some sunbathing!!
Alright, this is what you’re all getting this year
November 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Alright, this is what you’re all getting this year
Oldest selfie on your phone
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
November 5, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
2016? 2017? accidentally taking a selfie and posting it to Snapchat anyway because I was WASTED
Spawned into my restaurant and everyone was in their panties
November 2, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Spawned into my restaurant and everyone was in their panties
My friend sent this to me I’m so mad
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My friend sent this to me I’m so mad
Love the Walmart “Break 100 Bones” Challenge
October 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Love the Walmart “Break 100 Bones” Challenge
(mic crackle) take the shot
October 24, 2025 at 2:18 PM
(mic crackle) take the shot
