tmmtx.bsky.social
@tmmtx.bsky.social
Gay AF, big fan of smut and music, probably been on the internet longer than you've been alive, definitely a curmudgeon. He/him/whatever, almost 50.
Y'all.. I just got this boyo from @notsophatmatt.bsky.social. The thumbnails on the sale don't do their work justice. Ooph.
November 17, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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too real lol
November 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
@jameshoffmann.bsky.social How does one deal with strongly blooming coffee in a pour over? I'm getting a double bloom and it's frustrating as I have to pour, knockdown, wait a minute, pour, knockdown again, wait another minute, and then I can finish the rest of the pour over. Is that it?
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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So on Epstein, the Democratic position should be "Trump should resign." If you are a Democratic elected, practice saying "We demand the president's resignation" in front of a mirror as many times as it takes until the dry-heaving that comes from having a phobia about actually doing politics passes.
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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New price guide time! 🐾If you're lookin' for an artist who can handle species/breed accuracy, ANY body type, natural colors, artistic liberty, detailed backgrounds, and big files, I'm your dog! 🐶 From sketches to comics, I can do it all! Check em' out ⬇️
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Hit me up!
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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we wanted to understand "the Real America," so we went to a 97% white town in a 83% Trump county, but then when we went for a walk we noted the presence of groups of 3-6 teenagers just as our edible was hitting and got the vibe they'd discussed hate criming us but decided it wasn't worth the laundry
November 8, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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Mamdani: "We can respond to oligarchy and authoritarianism with the strength it fears, not the appeasement it craves. After all, if anyone can show a nation betrayed by Donald Trump how to defeat him, it is the city that gave rise to him."
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
New Heart Device Allows Cheney To Experience Love
WASHINGTON, DC—Recovering from minor heart surgery Sunday, Vice President Dick Cheney stunned both the medical and political establishments when he mysteriously began to experience love for the first ...
theonion.com
November 4, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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In Memoriam:

Cheney Haunted By People He Didn't Manage To Kill In Iraq War
November 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Hey All we have another grave to piss on! Dick fucking Cheney!
November 4, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Taking November slots! Hit me up to claim one
October 15, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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It freaking begins. I said them going after trans people was their test to see how much they can get away with, and I'll say this again: They don't care where in LGBTQ+ you are, if you're not straight, they want you gone.

Fight like hell.
November 1, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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"Did those guys look familiar to you?..." 🎃 #TMNT #Garyoyles
Happy Halloween!
October 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
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Absolute Batman breaking a white supremacist's arm in the latest comic 🦇
October 30, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Happy birthday to me!
October 21, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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It's Science.
October 23, 2025 at 5:01 AM
@arthfach.com OHHHHH HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW COMMODORE LINUX!?! It's so wonderfully retro!
October 18, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Famously anti-king #satire
October 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 9:57 AM