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I run a lot and also dance. Often dreaming of Scandinavia. Here until some billionaire ruins it. 🐻⬇️
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I kind of hate social media these days but I want to get my news without supporting all the fascism so...
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July 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Maybe it will happen today
November 8, 2025 at 1:43 PM
November 6, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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I'm sorry I'll get back to my own jokes & talking about music shortly but I
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Omg finally! Can't wait to listen.
NEW EPISODE! "At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought." In which @maryhoulie.bsky.social explains to Alex and @nikostratis.com what about Billy Madison warms her heart.
a man is taking a bath in a bathtub filled with foam and bubbles .
Alt: a man is taking a bath in a bathtub filled with foam and bubbles .
media.tenor.com
November 5, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“New York is cooked.” Okay man you live in Schaumburg, pretty sure it’s gonna keep on existing just like Tokyo and Saturn and all the other places that don’t know about you
June 26, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Let's go NYC!!!
November 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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We all need to channel this Chicago man’s utter contempt
Here's a short video of an Edison Park man confronting border patrol. You can hear others in the background. #chicago
October 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Middle age is primarily about opening a new kitchen sponge and going "this is much better"
October 31, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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October 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Waking up in the morning overseas and figuring out why everyone back home is posting about diarrhea is certainly something.
October 19, 2025 at 9:01 AM
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MSNBC Grandmas in Skechers seamlessly reclaiming the frog from 4chan Nazis in about six weeks has gotta be the political upset of the century.
October 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Never again will I buy something from Amazon thanks.
twice a year the entire U.S. press becomes a marketing extension of a single billionaire-owned retailer, and nobody in any position of editorial power thinks it's weird or gross
October 8, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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I love this city
October 8, 2025 at 5:51 AM
My Arya Stark list is getting out of control these days.
October 7, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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"AI is just badly recycling and regurgitating the past to be re-consumed" so succinct! so good!
Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop
October 6, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Stoke fear. Exploit desperation. Suspend the rule of law. Fan brutality.

Every time the stronger brutalize the weak, it’s fundamentally the same playbook.

Our duty is to stand up to brutality.

Our moral obligation is to protect the vulnerable and hold the powerful accountable.
October 5, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A photo from the Portland Marathon this morning. Notice the lack of flames and the nice, clean air.
October 5, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Congratulations to everyone running in the most beautiful urban marathon in America today! Hope and I crushed the 10 mile.
October 5, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Like yes, calling a trans kid by their chosen name and pronouns makes them feel more safe at school and that improves overall mental well-being, but you should also do it because you're an adult who can choose not to act like a dick
October 5, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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Logan Square neighborhood, Chicago. Man wearing a balaclava in a white, unmarked vehicle, pulls the pin on a tear gas canister and tosses it in the road.

"Just trying to grab some lunch and these fucking losers showed up. FUCK ICE!"
source: www.reddit.com/r/LoganSquar...
October 3, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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May 12, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Gotta go for a walk before all the batshit videos in my feed ruin my day.
September 30, 2025 at 1:46 PM
All this GenX hyper nostalgia for the 80s and 90s is starting to feel very Boomer-esque to me.
September 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM