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Ber
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Fisioterapeuta.
When I'm fully irrelevant and totally broken, damn it, call me up and tell me a joke
He/Him
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Ocio 2026
El micro infarto de pensar que un paciente amochó en la camilla no lo recomiendo.
(Solo se estaba echando una siesta muy MUY profunda)
January 7, 2026 at 12:41 PM
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Everyone is dunking on this and saying it's a bad idea, but there is one upside everyone is overlooking: it could be the first step towards eliminating gamers altogether
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 1:56 PM
January 4, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Uno intenta empezar el año lo más relajado posible pero luego la política internacional sucede
January 3, 2026 at 10:08 AM
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Lo de Grok también es una oportunidad para que la UE amenace (y cumpla) con cerrar X si no se atiene a las normas. Es Elon el que necesita tener X abierto para influir en las elecciones, es él quien tendrá que pasar por el aro, sólo falta tener un poco de sangre en las venas
January 2, 2026 at 1:12 PM
17 días es poquísimo xd
Netflix reportedly only wants to keep movies in theaters for 17 days after they buy Warner Bros

“This would steamroll the theatrical business” — Deadline
January 2, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Con el tema de grok me voy a intentar pasar más por aquí que por Twitter
January 2, 2026 at 6:46 PM
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🌧️La borrasca Francis va a seguir dejando lluvias por el suroeste y en Canarias mientras avanza lento hacia el este.
☔️Cuando llegue al Mediterráneo por la noche formará más lluvias en esta zona.
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
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Dame Aylin ( more info about this poster in comment below )
January 2, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Ocio 2026
January 1, 2026 at 4:25 PM
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Intento vivir mi vida sin arrepentimientos, pero he de admitir que este año 2025 no he dicho "por el culo te la hinco" todas las veces que hubiera podido😔
December 29, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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Entrevistador: ¿Dónde se ve usted dentro de cinco años?
Yo:
December 30, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Embajador... Lo siento por quién represente
Well, now I'm an English professor...
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)
Just watched the new Knives Out and I think it's really important you know that the scene in the Seminary's Gym is filmed in the same place Rick Astley filmed the music video for Never Gonna Give You Up.

I saw the window tracery and immediately made my friends pause the film so I could tell them.
December 30, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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Eso que SIEMPRE debes contar mientras ves El Señor de los Anillos.
December 28, 2025 at 10:36 AM
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December 19, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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La mejor nota de la comunidad de la historia. 🤣
December 19, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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Techbros seem to love Tolkien, so here's an analogy to help you understand what genAI is.

GenAI is The One Ring. You think your use is justified, b/c you don't have evil in your heart.

But it came from evil, it is intended for evil purpose, & anything you do with it will be twisted to that end.
December 17, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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🎲SORTEO🎲
Doble sorteo navideño de un par de bolsitas de dados sorpresa artesanales, tanto aquí como en Twitter.
Para participar es fácil:
- Sígueme @lahijadeltabernero.bsky.social
- Repost y like a este post ♥️
El sorteo se hará el 25 de diciembre.
¡Mucha suerte! 🍀
December 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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💣✌️Fantasía bélica de magia y pólvora en un entorno con sabor al siglo XVIII y la trilogía completa 😏💣👇
¡Oferta! Ebook de MAGOS DE LA PÓLVORA a 1,89 euros
📖PROMESA DE SANGRE: amzn.to/48q1Wdr
🔥Reseña: caballerodelarbolsonriente.blogspot.com/2021/05/rese...
📖LA CAMPAÑA ESCARLATA: amzn.to/3XXS45F
🔥Mi reseña: caballerodelarbolsonriente.blogspot.com/2022/06/rese...
LA REPÚBLICA DE OTOÑO: amzn.to/4ouHPke
December 5, 2025 at 10:32 AM
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Tehol Beddict es mi putísimo padre.
December 2, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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If you use GMail, AI (Gemini) was turned on yesterday by default and now scans all of your content for machine learning. To turn off, go to Settings>General and scroll down. Uncheck the box for "Smart features."

There's other "Smart" add-ons as well, but that's the one that reads your content.
November 20, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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First trailer for ‘The Super Mario Galaxy Movie’ 🍄

In theaters April 3, 2026
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM