Thomas J. Black 👨🦯
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The official Bluesky account of Thomas j Black: author, hockey nut, AEW Mark, and self-described "professional blind guy".
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November 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My only prediction for tonight is John moxley gets utterly destroyed. Then comes back for a match next week, thus undercutting the severity of blood and guts entirely. Just like he did with anarchy in the arena, the coffin match, the I quit match, and others.
#AEWdynamite
#AEWdynamite
November 13, 2025 at 1:11 AM
My only prediction for tonight is John moxley gets utterly destroyed. Then comes back for a match next week, thus undercutting the severity of blood and guts entirely. Just like he did with anarchy in the arena, the coffin match, the I quit match, and others.
#AEWdynamite
#AEWdynamite
Woke up this morning, and found out that Paul the puggle threw up not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES in the interim. He seems to be doing okay now, though. I guess he just needed to get something out of a system?
November 12, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Woke up this morning, and found out that Paul the puggle threw up not once, not twice, but FIVE TIMES in the interim. He seems to be doing okay now, though. I guess he just needed to get something out of a system?
Looking back, I'm surprised 6-7 caught on like it did. I was always convinced that 6 was afraid of 7. Especially after that time 7 8 9.
Thank you! I'm here all weekend! Enjoy the tuna! Be sure to tip your waitresses.
Thank you! I'm here all weekend! Enjoy the tuna! Be sure to tip your waitresses.
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Looking back, I'm surprised 6-7 caught on like it did. I was always convinced that 6 was afraid of 7. Especially after that time 7 8 9.
Thank you! I'm here all weekend! Enjoy the tuna! Be sure to tip your waitresses.
Thank you! I'm here all weekend! Enjoy the tuna! Be sure to tip your waitresses.
In my current novella, The Crimson Strider, I originally went with the name Matt Strider, but eventually changed it to Matt Mason.
A. Because I thought it sounded cooler with the alliteration, and more superhero like.
B. I think there's already a pro wrestler named Matt Strider.
A. Because I thought it sounded cooler with the alliteration, and more superhero like.
B. I think there's already a pro wrestler named Matt Strider.
November 10, 2025 at 10:53 PM
In my current novella, The Crimson Strider, I originally went with the name Matt Strider, but eventually changed it to Matt Mason.
A. Because I thought it sounded cooler with the alliteration, and more superhero like.
B. I think there's already a pro wrestler named Matt Strider.
A. Because I thought it sounded cooler with the alliteration, and more superhero like.
B. I think there's already a pro wrestler named Matt Strider.
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“I wrote this 300k word book in a month with ChatGPT.”
Ok? I sat on the toilet for 30 minutes???
Ok? I sat on the toilet for 30 minutes???
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
“I wrote this 300k word book in a month with ChatGPT.”
Ok? I sat on the toilet for 30 minutes???
Ok? I sat on the toilet for 30 minutes???
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If inmates can penpal their way into marriage, then there's still hope for most of you.
November 9, 2025 at 10:39 PM
If inmates can penpal their way into marriage, then there's still hope for most of you.
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"Roger Rabbit" copyright reverts to creator Gary K. Wolf.
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
November 9, 2025 at 8:59 AM
"Roger Rabbit" copyright reverts to creator Gary K. Wolf.
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
New plans ahead.
>> www.imnotbad.com/2025/11/roge...
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Warning to the #WritingCommunity
There's a new and quite convincing SCAM going around. Watch out for an email offering to include your book in some fancy BOOK CLUB.
I've now seen these from the "Toronto Public Library" and the "Paris Anglophone Book Club."
Block and ignore! And please share 💙
There's a new and quite convincing SCAM going around. Watch out for an email offering to include your book in some fancy BOOK CLUB.
I've now seen these from the "Toronto Public Library" and the "Paris Anglophone Book Club."
Block and ignore! And please share 💙
a fraud alert sign with a red light on it
Alt: a fraud alert sign with a red light on it
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November 8, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Warning to the #WritingCommunity
There's a new and quite convincing SCAM going around. Watch out for an email offering to include your book in some fancy BOOK CLUB.
I've now seen these from the "Toronto Public Library" and the "Paris Anglophone Book Club."
Block and ignore! And please share 💙
There's a new and quite convincing SCAM going around. Watch out for an email offering to include your book in some fancy BOOK CLUB.
I've now seen these from the "Toronto Public Library" and the "Paris Anglophone Book Club."
Block and ignore! And please share 💙
Babylon AD by Cradle of Filth
What would YOUR entrance theme sound like?
November 7, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Babylon AD by Cradle of Filth
Herizon's buy Starset. Not a single skip worthy track on the entire album, if you ask me.
What’s your go to long car ride jam?
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Herizon's buy Starset. Not a single skip worthy track on the entire album, if you ask me.
I have officially given up on Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer.
It had an intriguing start, but once they introduce all the beast nights, and the main villain, it suddenly takes a turn for the mid. Not to mention there are times where it wants to be a lot deeper than it has any right to be, you know?
It had an intriguing start, but once they introduce all the beast nights, and the main villain, it suddenly takes a turn for the mid. Not to mention there are times where it wants to be a lot deeper than it has any right to be, you know?
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I have officially given up on Lucifer and the Biscuit Hammer.
It had an intriguing start, but once they introduce all the beast nights, and the main villain, it suddenly takes a turn for the mid. Not to mention there are times where it wants to be a lot deeper than it has any right to be, you know?
It had an intriguing start, but once they introduce all the beast nights, and the main villain, it suddenly takes a turn for the mid. Not to mention there are times where it wants to be a lot deeper than it has any right to be, you know?
It's always been my opinion that AEW has way too many championship belts. In about 75% of them belong to Mercedes right now 😂.
They did the right thing unifying the Continental and international belts, but now they're introducing a national title? Why? What makes this different from other belts?
They did the right thing unifying the Continental and international belts, but now they're introducing a national title? Why? What makes this different from other belts?
November 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's always been my opinion that AEW has way too many championship belts. In about 75% of them belong to Mercedes right now 😂.
They did the right thing unifying the Continental and international belts, but now they're introducing a national title? Why? What makes this different from other belts?
They did the right thing unifying the Continental and international belts, but now they're introducing a national title? Why? What makes this different from other belts?
😔 well, unfortunately, I don't own a sword, so I hope two out of three will suffice.
Top 3 best matketing tools for an author that will get me 100% buying their books:
1. Be nice to people
2. Be cool on youtube
3. Own a cool sword
1. Be nice to people
2. Be cool on youtube
3. Own a cool sword
November 6, 2025 at 10:53 PM
😔 well, unfortunately, I don't own a sword, so I hope two out of three will suffice.
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HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
Grammarly Rebrands Company as Superhuman, Introduces Superhuman Suite and Superhuman Go
Superhuman Platform delivers proactive, context-aware AI agents that work in the flow of work, wherever people work Grammarly today announced it is changing its company…
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November 4, 2025 at 9:56 AM
HEAD'S UP FELLOW #CREATIVES!
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
If you haven't heard, #Grammarly is changing...and one change that doesn't pass the smell test is the incorporation of the ocean-boiling plagiarism machine that is #AI. 😒
I'm ditching Grammarly TONIGHT. #Writing #Writers #NoAI
www.grammarly.com/blog/company...
Daria, Tom Anderson (in the form of Hank Hill), and Mr vandriesen all got their own sitcoms, but I'm still waiting for coach Buzzcut to get one. Seriously, I think it could work. A former military man having to adjust to civilian life as a PE teacher, working with delicate little Gen-Alpha kids...
November 5, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Daria, Tom Anderson (in the form of Hank Hill), and Mr vandriesen all got their own sitcoms, but I'm still waiting for coach Buzzcut to get one. Seriously, I think it could work. A former military man having to adjust to civilian life as a PE teacher, working with delicate little Gen-Alpha kids...
I'm currently at that point in the #writing process where I'm absolutely sick of my work, and I have a hard time imagining anybody would want to read it. Referring to my work as "a love letter to American tokusatsu" probably doesn't help, either. Kind of a niche genre, after all.
#amwriting
#amwriting
November 5, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I'm currently at that point in the #writing process where I'm absolutely sick of my work, and I have a hard time imagining anybody would want to read it. Referring to my work as "a love letter to American tokusatsu" probably doesn't help, either. Kind of a niche genre, after all.
#amwriting
#amwriting
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congrats new york
i hope y'all still lose your hockey games but still
i hope y'all still lose your hockey games but still
November 5, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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Ah, Dick Cheney. Remember when HE was the poster child for pure unspeakable evil? Warm fuzzy nostalgia.
but seriously, fuck that guy. Bush too. 🖕
but seriously, fuck that guy. Bush too. 🖕
November 4, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Ah, Dick Cheney. Remember when HE was the poster child for pure unspeakable evil? Warm fuzzy nostalgia.
but seriously, fuck that guy. Bush too. 🖕
but seriously, fuck that guy. Bush too. 🖕
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
November 4, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A movie you've seen more than seven times with a gif.
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It's Winnie's first gotchaversary. Guess we'll keep her.
November 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It's Winnie's first gotchaversary. Guess we'll keep her.
Dracula: ah, the children of the night. What sweet music they make.
Me: [listens closely, here's acapella version of"Cotton Eye Joe"]
Me: [listens closely, here's acapella version of"Cotton Eye Joe"]
November 1, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Dracula: ah, the children of the night. What sweet music they make.
Me: [listens closely, here's acapella version of"Cotton Eye Joe"]
Me: [listens closely, here's acapella version of"Cotton Eye Joe"]
Oh yes, ridiculousness. If that's the show I'm thinking of, it was also better known around my house as"the internet: the TV series".
Can't say I'll miss it. Or MTV as a whole, really. That network has been hot garbage since... Well, forever, but especially around the time Jersey shore was popular.
Can't say I'll miss it. Or MTV as a whole, really. That network has been hot garbage since... Well, forever, but especially around the time Jersey shore was popular.
‘Ridiculousness’ has been cancelled by MTV after 14 years.
The show ran for 46 seasons.
The show ran for 46 seasons.
October 31, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Oh yes, ridiculousness. If that's the show I'm thinking of, it was also better known around my house as"the internet: the TV series".
Can't say I'll miss it. Or MTV as a whole, really. That network has been hot garbage since... Well, forever, but especially around the time Jersey shore was popular.
Can't say I'll miss it. Or MTV as a whole, really. That network has been hot garbage since... Well, forever, but especially around the time Jersey shore was popular.
I found myself sitting on the couch, messing around with my phone.
My toddler was sitting next to me, messing around with his toy phone.
For a brief moment, we looked at each other, saw what the other was doing, and I couldn't help but chuckle .
My toddler was sitting next to me, messing around with his toy phone.
For a brief moment, we looked at each other, saw what the other was doing, and I couldn't help but chuckle .
October 31, 2025 at 1:44 PM
I found myself sitting on the couch, messing around with my phone.
My toddler was sitting next to me, messing around with his toy phone.
For a brief moment, we looked at each other, saw what the other was doing, and I couldn't help but chuckle .
My toddler was sitting next to me, messing around with his toy phone.
For a brief moment, we looked at each other, saw what the other was doing, and I couldn't help but chuckle .
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Hi I'm a super macho, no-nonsense alpha president. If you try to sell us drugs we will assassinate you with missiles. Anyway check out my new ballroom!
a cartoon drawing of a woman with blonde hair and a headband
ALT: a cartoon drawing of a woman with blonde hair and a headband
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October 29, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Hi I'm a super macho, no-nonsense alpha president. If you try to sell us drugs we will assassinate you with missiles. Anyway check out my new ballroom!