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In Utah but not OF Utah
Pretty sure the GOP said developing rural Utah was the solution to the housing crisis. Because low income housing *hours* away from population centers is definitely the way to go.
suwa.org/utah-politic...
suwa.org/utah-politic...
December 4, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Pretty sure the GOP said developing rural Utah was the solution to the housing crisis. Because low income housing *hours* away from population centers is definitely the way to go.
suwa.org/utah-politic...
suwa.org/utah-politic...
More like so they wouldn't be eaten by sharks
TRYING TO FLIP” THE BOAT MEANS THE BOAT WAS CAPSIZED AND THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED IN THE WATER.
Q: What did you see in the second strike?
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
Cotton: "I saw two survivors trying to flip a boat -- loaded with drugs, bound for the United States -- back over, so they could stay in the fight."
December 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
More like so they wouldn't be eaten by sharks
December 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
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I’m just amazed that they guy who renamed his department to “War” would immediately do war crimes.
There is just absolutely nothing that could have indicated this was a possibility. Just shocking on all fronts.
There is just absolutely nothing that could have indicated this was a possibility. Just shocking on all fronts.
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I’m just amazed that they guy who renamed his department to “War” would immediately do war crimes.
There is just absolutely nothing that could have indicated this was a possibility. Just shocking on all fronts.
There is just absolutely nothing that could have indicated this was a possibility. Just shocking on all fronts.
"carefully"
Curtis - and the rest of them - have literal blood on their hands. Hegseth should never have been confirmed.
Curtis - and the rest of them - have literal blood on their hands. Hegseth should never have been confirmed.
John Curtis provided the deciding vote for a clearly unqualified and integrity challenged Secretary of Defense.
December 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
"carefully"
Curtis - and the rest of them - have literal blood on their hands. Hegseth should never have been confirmed.
Curtis - and the rest of them - have literal blood on their hands. Hegseth should never have been confirmed.
Insurance companies should have the personal choice of taking our money and refusing us care!
AOC: This is how our healthcare system got deregulated. People talking about Americans should have the personal choice of getting totally fleeced by insurance companies.
December 3, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Insurance companies should have the personal choice of taking our money and refusing us care!
Adult me: Yes, absolutely.
Child me: Is this pot of ham and beans that's been in the outside fridge (AKA sitting on the back porch in the winter) still good?
Child me: Why does my tummy hurt all the time?
Child me: Is this pot of ham and beans that's been in the outside fridge (AKA sitting on the back porch in the winter) still good?
Child me: Why does my tummy hurt all the time?
PSA: Throw out your Thanksgiving leftovers. Today was the last safe day of eating. After tonight, you're courting food poisoning.
December 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Adult me: Yes, absolutely.
Child me: Is this pot of ham and beans that's been in the outside fridge (AKA sitting on the back porch in the winter) still good?
Child me: Why does my tummy hurt all the time?
Child me: Is this pot of ham and beans that's been in the outside fridge (AKA sitting on the back porch in the winter) still good?
Child me: Why does my tummy hurt all the time?
Right, because policing WHICH foods the poors are allowed to eat will make people less food insecure.
Food is food. Sometimes fast food is the best option. Let people eat in peace.
Food is food. Sometimes fast food is the best option. Let people eat in peace.
Joni Ernst: "I have a McSCUSE ME Act which would disallow those SNAP benefits being used at fast food restaurants. We want to make sure that those hungry families, those food insecure families actually are receiving benefits, but we want them to really use those dollars on nutrient-rich foods."
December 3, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Right, because policing WHICH foods the poors are allowed to eat will make people less food insecure.
Food is food. Sometimes fast food is the best option. Let people eat in peace.
Food is food. Sometimes fast food is the best option. Let people eat in peace.
Multiples of 2 are also acceptable. Basically any even number is preferable, but a 5 can suffice in a pinch.
If your TV volume isn't set at a multiple of 5 or 10 then you're a PSYCHO MONSTER!
December 1, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Multiples of 2 are also acceptable. Basically any even number is preferable, but a 5 can suffice in a pinch.
If the IRS can tell me where I messed up and how to fix it, why am I doing my taxes at all? Why the charade?
Oh right, capitalism. Can't eliminate the useless song and dance bc tax preparers would lose their cut.
I hate this place
Oh right, capitalism. Can't eliminate the useless song and dance bc tax preparers would lose their cut.
I hate this place
My bipartisan IRS MATH Act with Senator Bill Cassidy is now law.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
Now, if you mess up your taxes, the IRS has to tell you where you made a mistake and how to fix it.
No more spending a fortune on lawyers or hours to find errors.
That means fewer headaches and more money in your pocket.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
If the IRS can tell me where I messed up and how to fix it, why am I doing my taxes at all? Why the charade?
Oh right, capitalism. Can't eliminate the useless song and dance bc tax preparers would lose their cut.
I hate this place
Oh right, capitalism. Can't eliminate the useless song and dance bc tax preparers would lose their cut.
I hate this place
"we will prosecute everyone . . . who has violated the law”
Because why should Elon get a pass?
Because why should Elon get a pass?
imo if you want to get back in power your slogan should be "If you elect us we will prosecute everyone in government who has violated the law"
November 30, 2025 at 10:10 PM
"we will prosecute everyone . . . who has violated the law”
Because why should Elon get a pass?
Because why should Elon get a pass?
Mockery is not discrimination.
Seth Rollins and Becky Lynch reveal the discrimination they face as Cybertruck owners.
November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Mockery is not discrimination.
So a person (motorcyclist) was hit by a thing (vehicle)
Tell me more about this vehicle - probably a large truck or SUV - that was just driving itself down the freeway likely at least 10mph over the limit.
Miracle of science this driverless vehicle.
Tell me more about this vehicle - probably a large truck or SUV - that was just driving itself down the freeway likely at least 10mph over the limit.
Miracle of science this driverless vehicle.
A motorcyclist was flown to a hospital with extremely critical injuries early Wednesday after a vehicle struck his motorcycle on eastbound Interstate 80, according to the Utah Highway Patrol.
https://ow.ly/mNQb50XyaK4
https://ow.ly/mNQb50XyaK4
Motorcyclist airlifted after being critically injured in I-80 crash in Tooele County
A motorcyclist was flown to a hospital with extremely critical injuries early Wednesday after a vehicle struck his motorcycle on eastbound Interstate 80 in Tooele County, according to the Utah Highway Patrol.
ow.ly
November 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
So a person (motorcyclist) was hit by a thing (vehicle)
Tell me more about this vehicle - probably a large truck or SUV - that was just driving itself down the freeway likely at least 10mph over the limit.
Miracle of science this driverless vehicle.
Tell me more about this vehicle - probably a large truck or SUV - that was just driving itself down the freeway likely at least 10mph over the limit.
Miracle of science this driverless vehicle.
If only there were some sort of seer nearby who could do something to prevent this sort of thing.
I dunno, talk to GOD or something
I dunno, talk to GOD or something
“'Inside the modified attic crawl space area, officers discovered children’s writing on the walls and a mattress, pillows and blankets on the floor,'” the news release alleges."
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BREAKING: Wade Christofferson, the brother of an apostle of the LDS Church, has been charged with federal crimes alleging he attempted to sexually exploit children in Utah and Ohio.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
If only there were some sort of seer nearby who could do something to prevent this sort of thing.
I dunno, talk to GOD or something
I dunno, talk to GOD or something
I'm going to start calling this one Dammit Todd
Bracing myself for another round of LDS apologists claiming that laws exempting clergy from mandatory reporting encourage people to confess their crimes.
Hear me on repeat: if someone will only confess with an understanding of escaping criminal accountability, they are not penitent and a danger.
Hear me on repeat: if someone will only confess with an understanding of escaping criminal accountability, they are not penitent and a danger.
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I'm going to start calling this one Dammit Todd
"Not a turf war" says the body desperately fighting, as if in a mighty war, for the right to ignore voters' demands to divide voters, and yea even the turf on which they do live, into districts that accurately reflect the demographics of the state.
(it's been a minute - how's my BOM English?)
(it's been a minute - how's my BOM English?)
Utah Republican lawmakers say they'll convene a special session to put a constitutional amendment on the 2026 ballot in an effort to ensure lawmakers have the ability to draw political boundaries.
‘Not a turf war’: GOP lawmakers say they’ll appeal Utah’s new congressional map to the Supreme Court
Utah Republican lawmakers say they'll convene a special session to put a constitutional amendment on the 2026 ballot in an effort to ensure lawmakers have the ability to draw political boundaries.
www.sltrib.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:00 PM
"Not a turf war" says the body desperately fighting, as if in a mighty war, for the right to ignore voters' demands to divide voters, and yea even the turf on which they do live, into districts that accurately reflect the demographics of the state.
(it's been a minute - how's my BOM English?)
(it's been a minute - how's my BOM English?)
But, dear governor, when the #utleg draws maps that allows lawmakers to choose their voters and not the other way around, we don't even have a representative democracy.
You get that, don't you sweetie?
You get that, don't you sweetie?
Some of the greatest hits by the Utah GOP, all in one article:
1. Baseless fearmongering about Utah turning into California
2. A disdain for voters being able to choose for themselves.
Classic
1. Baseless fearmongering about Utah turning into California
2. A disdain for voters being able to choose for themselves.
Classic
November 25, 2025 at 10:55 PM
But, dear governor, when the #utleg draws maps that allows lawmakers to choose their voters and not the other way around, we don't even have a representative democracy.
You get that, don't you sweetie?
You get that, don't you sweetie?
Can it be someone who wasn't born in the first half of the last century? Senator Warren is great, but I'm SO TIRED of old people running the show. And I'm nearly an old people myself. Get someone with skin in the game in there.
We need a new, strong Senate Minority Leader. My choice👇
a woman is sitting at a podium giving a speech and saying do your job .
ALT: a woman is sitting at a podium giving a speech and saying do your job .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Can it be someone who wasn't born in the first half of the last century? Senator Warren is great, but I'm SO TIRED of old people running the show. And I'm nearly an old people myself. Get someone with skin in the game in there.
No.
My controversial hot take: Nothing is a Thanksgiving must. You don't like Turkey? You're not required to eat turkey!
My controversial hot take: Nothing is a Thanksgiving must. You don't like Turkey? You're not required to eat turkey!
November 25, 2025 at 7:06 PM
No.
My controversial hot take: Nothing is a Thanksgiving must. You don't like Turkey? You're not required to eat turkey!
My controversial hot take: Nothing is a Thanksgiving must. You don't like Turkey? You're not required to eat turkey!
Designed by a collective of edgy seventh graders from 1988 on the back of a Trapper Keeper
November 25, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Designed by a collective of edgy seventh graders from 1988 on the back of a Trapper Keeper
Rest of the nation will laugh San Pete Caillou off the stage.
November 25, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Rest of the nation will laugh San Pete Caillou off the stage.
I'm so tired of the #utleg trying to ignore the will of the people. Prop 4 passed with an overwhelming majority. If you can't win on policy, you don't deserve your seats.
The Utah Legislature intend to make a full appeal to the Utah Supreme Court to toss out the congressional redistricting map approved by a Third-District Court judge earlier this month.
kutv.com/news/politic...
kutv.com/news/politic...
Utah Republicans to appeal Utah Supreme Court to repeal court-approved congressional map
The Utah Legislature intend to make a full appeal to the Utah Supreme Court to toss out the congressional redistricting map approved by a Third-District Court j
kutv.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
I'm so tired of the #utleg trying to ignore the will of the people. Prop 4 passed with an overwhelming majority. If you can't win on policy, you don't deserve your seats.
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Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
November 24, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene's resigning in time to get a pension is a lesson to everyone.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Most Americans don't get *any* pension anymore, but Congress gave itself a pension after only five years of work.
Our "representatives" aren't working for us, they are [barely] working for themselves.
Oh we'll be *allowed* to negotiate, for all the good it will do us.
November 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh we'll be *allowed* to negotiate, for all the good it will do us.