johnny long-torso
@tirithedain.bsky.social
i keep the world at bay with every stone i throw
he/they
he/they
Agenda suicide
The drones work hard before they die
And give up on pretty little homes
The drones work hard before they die
And give up on pretty little homes
January 13, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Agenda suicide
The drones work hard before they die
And give up on pretty little homes
The drones work hard before they die
And give up on pretty little homes
I love how so many characters in lotr are like "man we should really just kill gollum" and then they meet him and they're just like "oh god he's so fucked up. i can't do it"
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 PM
I love how so many characters in lotr are like "man we should really just kill gollum" and then they meet him and they're just like "oh god he's so fucked up. i can't do it"
Coming back to work in the new year like
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Coming back to work in the new year like
kinda wish i was a bird
January 4, 2026 at 6:54 PM
kinda wish i was a bird
Went to see The Beths in nyc a few weeks ago and the difference between songs that made my sister and BIL cry and the songs that made me cry is morbidly humorous
"I am deeply in love with you and we'll face the future together no matter what" for them vs. "i tried to love someone and failed" for me
"I am deeply in love with you and we'll face the future together no matter what" for them vs. "i tried to love someone and failed" for me
December 30, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Went to see The Beths in nyc a few weeks ago and the difference between songs that made my sister and BIL cry and the songs that made me cry is morbidly humorous
"I am deeply in love with you and we'll face the future together no matter what" for them vs. "i tried to love someone and failed" for me
"I am deeply in love with you and we'll face the future together no matter what" for them vs. "i tried to love someone and failed" for me
Felt halfway decent about my meat prison so i took a photo
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Felt halfway decent about my meat prison so i took a photo
Been in pitched combat with my trauma brain today and let me tell you that shit is tiring
September 16, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Been in pitched combat with my trauma brain today and let me tell you that shit is tiring
Face to face with all I've known
But I can't call these thoughts my own
Redemption so far beyond me
Paranoid alone and lonely
But I can't call these thoughts my own
Redemption so far beyond me
Paranoid alone and lonely
September 16, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Face to face with all I've known
But I can't call these thoughts my own
Redemption so far beyond me
Paranoid alone and lonely
But I can't call these thoughts my own
Redemption so far beyond me
Paranoid alone and lonely
Wish i could take a selfie without looking like a serial killer
September 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wish i could take a selfie without looking like a serial killer
Nothing like having to label GC vials to really showcase how bad my handwriting is
September 11, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Nothing like having to label GC vials to really showcase how bad my handwriting is
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Sometimes when i tell my friends bad news i just want them to say "damn man that sucks"
September 9, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Sometimes when i tell my friends bad news i just want them to say "damn man that sucks"
A friend went with me to my tattoo appointment last week and was gracious enough to capture this picture of my "getting my knee tendons tattooed" face
September 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
A friend went with me to my tattoo appointment last week and was gracious enough to capture this picture of my "getting my knee tendons tattooed" face
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Day 21 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
September 8, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Day 21 of trying to be hired by Andrew Cuomo
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I still listen to TBDM a lot every halloween month. Rip trevor.
This is incredibly *barely* rock adjacent but for me it's Trevor Strnad of the black dahlia murder. Seemed like a real cool guy, incredibly successful death metal band, but the band posted the national divide suicide hotline with the news of his passing, so...
Man. Shit sucks.
Man. Shit sucks.
September 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I still listen to TBDM a lot every halloween month. Rip trevor.
I was so right when I quoted The Beths "future me hates me"
I sure do have some choice words for that guy rn
I sure do have some choice words for that guy rn
September 4, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I was so right when I quoted The Beths "future me hates me"
I sure do have some choice words for that guy rn
I sure do have some choice words for that guy rn
I can't help but think about you but life goes on
September 4, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I can't help but think about you but life goes on
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Nothing like rejection to reignite the body image issues
September 4, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Nothing like rejection to reignite the body image issues
Bad night so i guess I'll watch Manos about it
September 4, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Bad night so i guess I'll watch Manos about it