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tirithedain.bsky.social
johnny long-torso
@tirithedain.bsky.social
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i keep the world at bay with every stone i throw

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Coming back to work in the new year like
George Constanza "i feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, insecure, paranoid, neurotic..."
January 5, 2026 at 5:18 PM
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Felt halfway decent about my meat prison so i took a photo
A picture of me in my boxers
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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A friend went with me to my tattoo appointment last week and was gracious enough to capture this picture of my "getting my knee tendons tattooed" face
Picture of me. I'm wearing a black Never Again (njhc band rep) hoodie and a black baseball cap. I'm basically doing this 😳 face.
September 8, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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Finished up tattoo on my thigh. Love these little guys. Done by Cami Rose (@deadlyartisanz on ig) at Fifth Layer in Phillipsburg NJ!

#gengar #haunter #gastly #pokemon #tattoo #ghost
Tattoo of the Pokémon gengar, haunter, and gastly on my thigh Same tattoo but different angle
September 6, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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Hannibal burress haha this sucks man
September 4, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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No new pictures, where are you mentally
Bunny wearing scale mail and holding a mace. Text overlay says "we must remain whimsical to survive the horrors of this world"
August 26, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Hello i still exist

Here's a picture of me from a couple weeks ago
Picture of me, a boring white guy wearing a gray beanie and sunglasses
March 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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If y'all will allow me just one little quote that regularly makes me cry
Quote from Samwise Gamgee in The Two Towers (2002) "I know. It's all wrong. By rights we shouldn't even be here. But we are. It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger, they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end, because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow. Even the darkness must pass. A new day will come, and when the sun shines it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. Fill in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going, because they were holding on to something." "What are we holding onto, Sam?" "That there's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for."
November 6, 2024 at 12:32 PM
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I voted on Friday so I would really like to be released from this torment
Winona Ryder at the end of Heathers looking like she just survived an explosion
November 5, 2024 at 1:32 PM
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I was looking for other pictures but I came across these from before my sister's wedding. I need an excuse to wear a suit again because I look incredible
A picture of me, a bald guy with glasses wearing a black suit and shirt with a flower and Grookey (Pokémon) design A picture of me again wearing the same outfit but minus the jacket
November 1, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Democrats stop being embarrassing I'm begging you
Begging on my hands and knees: We need 1 more gift to boost voter turnout for Kamala! Donate $20=$140
November 1, 2024 at 1:41 AM
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Andúril tattoo on my forearm. Done by Pete Maria at happy tattoo in honesdale pa
Picture of a fresh tattoo on my forearm. It's Andúril, Aragorn's sword from lord of the rings, with a banner around that reads "Renewed shall be the blade that was broken/the crownless again shall be king" It's a metaphor for my mental health struggles over the years
October 27, 2024 at 1:38 AM
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I have long since checked out of BioWare games but I'm hoping for y'all
I wish all people buying dragon age veilguard a very hope BioWare remembered how to make good games
October 24, 2024 at 4:36 PM
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"I don't WANNA feel again the worm!"

Continuing my spooky MST3k viewing with Zombie Nightmare
Poster for Zombie Nightmare (1986)
October 21, 2024 at 9:59 PM
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Finally starting up my super spooky mst3k halloween viewings with-
Poster for Monster A-Go-Go
October 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Trying to figure out how to use all my vacation time before the end of the year like
Charlie Day in Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia explaining Pepe Silvia
October 17, 2024 at 1:35 PM
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this weekend is gonna be so dope
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October 3, 2024 at 9:15 PM
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reading the tags like
shaq drive thru meme except it's roasted to hell. he says "hello forbidden knowledge?" and the employee, who now has a cthulhu head, replies in an unreadable language. shaq replies "incomprehensible. i've met with a terrible fate" as the right side of the panel warps into alien geometries
October 2, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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The onion This war will destabilize the entire Mideast region and set off a global shockwave of anti-Americanism vs. No it won't
October 1, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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Yeah cool guys have tattoos
Picture of a tattoo on my shin. It's a snake coiled around a dagger with a banner that says "my life my rules nothing to lose" It was done by Juan Maldonado at three kings in Brooklyn. He's the man
September 26, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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Kombucha meme where it says "a baseball shirt" on the disgust side and "a baseball shirt with gengar on it" on the intrigued side
September 24, 2024 at 4:14 PM
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Arabella Baldur's gate 3 I will protect it strongly agree I want to see it grow up health strongly agree I want to tell my friends and neighbors about it strongly agree
September 23, 2024 at 5:37 PM
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I have never felt this tweet more than today
Horse ebooks Everything happens so much
September 20, 2024 at 2:35 PM
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The loading wheel goes in the exact right place for him
Cait's cat Austin with the video loading wheel over his fluffy lil forehead
September 13, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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Same

(apologies for the snapchat-era screenshot)
my cat's feet around a doorway
September 10, 2024 at 12:38 AM