Tinder Girl
@tindergirl.bsky.social
Bumbling on Tinder. Tindering on Bumble. The baffling world of dating again in your 40’s. Names have been changed to protect the guilty. http://www.dateadvisor.love
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Pussy
Grindr
Marriage
Feels like two truths and a lie tbh
Pussy
Grindr
Marriage
Feels like two truths and a lie tbh
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
1.Anal
2.Grindr
3.Friends
Huge if true.
November 26, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The first 3 words you see will define your 2026.
Pussy
Grindr
Marriage
Feels like two truths and a lie tbh
Pussy
Grindr
Marriage
Feels like two truths and a lie tbh
Beautiful thread to brighten anyone’s day! Enjoy!
🧵Spotted at a Vintage Christmas Market in Aotearoa New Zealand:
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
A woman (50s?) in a floral dress wraps her arm around her friend's waist, grinning cheekily: "Shall we go in the shop over there and gasp at the prices?"
Her friend laughs: "Yes!"
They wander off, heads bowed together. (1)
November 15, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Beautiful thread to brighten anyone’s day! Enjoy!
I will always try. I will always be vulnerable to an experience. I will always embrace the adventure, give someone a chance to prove themselves, see what might happen… I never want to be the person that doesn’t experience the highs… but the lows, really heighten the loneliness…
November 14, 2025 at 9:25 AM
I will always try. I will always be vulnerable to an experience. I will always embrace the adventure, give someone a chance to prove themselves, see what might happen… I never want to be the person that doesn’t experience the highs… but the lows, really heighten the loneliness…
Might get a Swim Sport Spa Love tattoo, tbh.
November 9, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Might get a Swim Sport Spa Love tattoo, tbh.
Dreamt I had sex with a man whose willy had been sewn back together in six different places, if any one wants to know the state of my brain right now.
November 4, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Dreamt I had sex with a man whose willy had been sewn back together in six different places, if any one wants to know the state of my brain right now.
3rd date with someone on Friday night and under my tinfluence, he’s gone out and bought some spaghetti hoops! He might be the one!
November 2, 2025 at 5:58 PM
3rd date with someone on Friday night and under my tinfluence, he’s gone out and bought some spaghetti hoops! He might be the one!
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Farage: epic grifter
October 27, 2025 at 12:45 PM
Farage: epic grifter
Having just painted my kitchen ceiling, I can absolutely testify on behalf of my kitchen floor, that the old maxim “what goes up must come down” is absolutely true!
October 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
Having just painted my kitchen ceiling, I can absolutely testify on behalf of my kitchen floor, that the old maxim “what goes up must come down” is absolutely true!
Me buying trousers: no no no I’m not a petite.
*buys regular trousers
*has them taken up
*turns out they are EXACTLY the same length of the petite 🤣
*buys regular trousers
*has them taken up
*turns out they are EXACTLY the same length of the petite 🤣
October 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Me buying trousers: no no no I’m not a petite.
*buys regular trousers
*has them taken up
*turns out they are EXACTLY the same length of the petite 🤣
*buys regular trousers
*has them taken up
*turns out they are EXACTLY the same length of the petite 🤣
Just call him, Ben, you absolute cad!
October 2, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Just call him, Ben, you absolute cad!
The Scene: me sat in a restaurant at a table by myself, enjoying a single plate of food.
Restaurant Manager (visiting each table): Dinner for one?
Me: no, 12, but I ate the other 11 because the service is so slow.
Restaurant Manager (visiting each table): Dinner for one?
Me: no, 12, but I ate the other 11 because the service is so slow.
October 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
The Scene: me sat in a restaurant at a table by myself, enjoying a single plate of food.
Restaurant Manager (visiting each table): Dinner for one?
Me: no, 12, but I ate the other 11 because the service is so slow.
Restaurant Manager (visiting each table): Dinner for one?
Me: no, 12, but I ate the other 11 because the service is so slow.
Very relatable, toilet, very relatable.
September 29, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Very relatable, toilet, very relatable.
Got to be Dean Gaffney… he’s always on the apps!
I'd lost loads of weight and joined a dating site. I got a message from a UK soap actor and had some back and forth chat and I told EVERYONE. Two weeks later people start sending me the interview he done saying he was online looking for plain girls as he's sick of beauties.
September 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Got to be Dean Gaffney… he’s always on the apps!
Screamed as a “rat” jumped out of a pillow case, while I was folding the laundry… turned out to be a sock…
That ought to keep the “no drama” guys at bay!
That ought to keep the “no drama” guys at bay!
September 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Screamed as a “rat” jumped out of a pillow case, while I was folding the laundry… turned out to be a sock…
That ought to keep the “no drama” guys at bay!
That ought to keep the “no drama” guys at bay!
Matched with a guy on hinge. A couple of days ago he asked me what my job was. Yesterday I noticed he’s unmatched me. Today I have an email from him asking for a job!! But behaving like he’s a stranger making speculative interest.
Are men OK?
Are men OK?
September 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Matched with a guy on hinge. A couple of days ago he asked me what my job was. Yesterday I noticed he’s unmatched me. Today I have an email from him asking for a job!! But behaving like he’s a stranger making speculative interest.
Are men OK?
Are men OK?
Crack them into a mug and microwave them… watch this space for more dating tips.
I've given up on online dating the same way I've given up on poaching an egg: convinced it'll be easy, but somehow it's always a disaster.
September 8, 2025 at 7:41 AM
Crack them into a mug and microwave them… watch this space for more dating tips.
Word to the wise… if you are painting with stain blocker… and you get it on your feet, don’t be fooled into thinking that you won’t tread stains through the house!!
September 7, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Word to the wise… if you are painting with stain blocker… and you get it on your feet, don’t be fooled into thinking that you won’t tread stains through the house!!
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse… 🤢
August 15, 2025 at 7:18 AM
Just when you thought it couldn’t get worse… 🤢
I once ate a grape that tasted like an apple.
Well, right now, I’m drinking a blackcurrant ribena that tastes like a grape that tastes like an apple.
Confusing.
Well, right now, I’m drinking a blackcurrant ribena that tastes like a grape that tastes like an apple.
Confusing.
August 9, 2025 at 3:19 PM
I once ate a grape that tasted like an apple.
Well, right now, I’m drinking a blackcurrant ribena that tastes like a grape that tastes like an apple.
Confusing.
Well, right now, I’m drinking a blackcurrant ribena that tastes like a grape that tastes like an apple.
Confusing.
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I think the thing that needs examining is why "earn six figures and sculpt a rock hard gym body" is seen as easier than "treat women as people" by some, because it definitely isn't.
August 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
I think the thing that needs examining is why "earn six figures and sculpt a rock hard gym body" is seen as easier than "treat women as people" by some, because it definitely isn't.
Don’t try to chase someone who doesn’t want to be caught.
Don’t try to communicate with someone whose silence tells you everything you need to know!
They might feed from your energy but they’ll never take your power.
If the trash takes itself out, don’t try to retrieve it.
Keep your worth!
Don’t try to communicate with someone whose silence tells you everything you need to know!
They might feed from your energy but they’ll never take your power.
If the trash takes itself out, don’t try to retrieve it.
Keep your worth!
July 24, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Don’t try to chase someone who doesn’t want to be caught.
Don’t try to communicate with someone whose silence tells you everything you need to know!
They might feed from your energy but they’ll never take your power.
If the trash takes itself out, don’t try to retrieve it.
Keep your worth!
Don’t try to communicate with someone whose silence tells you everything you need to know!
They might feed from your energy but they’ll never take your power.
If the trash takes itself out, don’t try to retrieve it.
Keep your worth!
The problem with someone swooping in and interrupting your singledom, is that it’s actually quite nice!
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July 3, 2025 at 9:41 AM
The problem with someone swooping in and interrupting your singledom, is that it’s actually quite nice!
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Men are now on my banned list.
I can’t anymore… I just can’t!
I can’t anymore… I just can’t!
July 1, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Men are now on my banned list.
I can’t anymore… I just can’t!
I can’t anymore… I just can’t!
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What a time to be alive @tindergirl.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
What a time to be alive @tindergirl.bsky.social