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Stairs 🏠 etc.
I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!
I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!
I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
Oh hey, ICE gunning protestors in the face. Almost like they're not actually making places safer.
For another type of irony, let's not forget this gem of 2025.
For another type of irony, let's not forget this gem of 2025.
Just a daily reminder:
Charlie Kirk is not only dead, he died in one of the most ironic ways possible.
Charlie Kirk is not only dead, he died in one of the most ironic ways possible.
January 9, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Oh hey, ICE gunning protestors in the face. Almost like they're not actually making places safer.
For another type of irony, let's not forget this gem of 2025.
For another type of irony, let's not forget this gem of 2025.
Did he just watch some AI-generated video, or something? I have no idea how you'd conclude any of this as being plausible.
This is straight up trying to call the sky green. Holy fuck.
This is straight up trying to call the sky green. Holy fuck.
Trump: "I have just viewed the clip of the event which took place in Minneapolis. It is a horrible thing to watch. The woman screaming was, obviously, a professional agitator, and the woman driving the car was very disorderly, obstructing and resisting ... "
January 7, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Did he just watch some AI-generated video, or something? I have no idea how you'd conclude any of this as being plausible.
This is straight up trying to call the sky green. Holy fuck.
This is straight up trying to call the sky green. Holy fuck.
Having to self-take portraits for my ID now make it very clear that I'm an old ugly tired-looking motherfucker.
January 7, 2026 at 7:48 PM
Having to self-take portraits for my ID now make it very clear that I'm an old ugly tired-looking motherfucker.
Trigger Warning, literally: Murder.
Don't let it go silent. They need to know what they've done.
Don't let it go silent. They need to know what they've done.
This is the video.
January 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Trigger Warning, literally: Murder.
Don't let it go silent. They need to know what they've done.
Don't let it go silent. They need to know what they've done.
Wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Let’s start out the new year right 🐯👁️💪
YouTube video by Wuki
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January 7, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Wha wha whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Srsly, we started 2025 with a continuing GPU shortage, and ended it with a DRAM shortage that is driving up prices of most of the other components.
I never thought that sticking with AM4 would put me at such an advantage.
I never thought that sticking with AM4 would put me at such an advantage.
God dammit am I glad I finished my PC builds last year before the DRAM insanity.
This must be what it felt like to buy a house 20 years ago.
This must be what it felt like to buy a house 20 years ago.
January 6, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Srsly, we started 2025 with a continuing GPU shortage, and ended it with a DRAM shortage that is driving up prices of most of the other components.
I never thought that sticking with AM4 would put me at such an advantage.
I never thought that sticking with AM4 would put me at such an advantage.
Nevermind, I pick this 2000's CanCon instead.
But seriously, Paralyzer really fukken took me back.
But seriously, Paralyzer really fukken took me back.
Finger Eleven - Living In A Dream
YouTube video by FingerElevenVEVO
youtu.be
January 6, 2026 at 4:57 PM
Nevermind, I pick this 2000's CanCon instead.
But seriously, Paralyzer really fukken took me back.
But seriously, Paralyzer really fukken took me back.
Using that Fallout money to cure that fallout, honey.
Walton Goggins slowly moving his hairline forward. He knows he has to slow walk it or too many of us will notice.
January 5, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Using that Fallout money to cure that fallout, honey.
Galaxy A36 because it was fukken cheap and frankly isn't any less smooth than what I was using.
Camera is worse, but I've still got the old phone for that, and am considering just getting a simple point & shoot camera with optical zoom for "Kodak moments".
Camera is worse, but I've still got the old phone for that, and am considering just getting a simple point & shoot camera with optical zoom for "Kodak moments".
Looking forward to the black Friday deals to replace my Pixel 4a with the totally effed battery.
I'll be damned if I'm spending more than $300 on this prison device, though.
I'll be damned if I'm spending more than $300 on this prison device, though.
January 5, 2026 at 6:52 PM
Galaxy A36 because it was fukken cheap and frankly isn't any less smooth than what I was using.
Camera is worse, but I've still got the old phone for that, and am considering just getting a simple point & shoot camera with optical zoom for "Kodak moments".
Camera is worse, but I've still got the old phone for that, and am considering just getting a simple point & shoot camera with optical zoom for "Kodak moments".
God dammit am I glad I finished my PC builds last year before the DRAM insanity.
This must be what it felt like to buy a house 20 years ago.
This must be what it felt like to buy a house 20 years ago.
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 PM
God dammit am I glad I finished my PC builds last year before the DRAM insanity.
This must be what it felt like to buy a house 20 years ago.
This must be what it felt like to buy a house 20 years ago.
Nice try Amazon. I ain't keeping my trial subscription after Christmas. We'll talk once all of Fallout Season 2 is uploaded.
December 31, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Nice try Amazon. I ain't keeping my trial subscription after Christmas. We'll talk once all of Fallout Season 2 is uploaded.
Oh, so the prices of SSD's have gone up too? Good to know. UGH
December 31, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Oh, so the prices of SSD's have gone up too? Good to know. UGH
Why do we need nipples on mannequins?
December 31, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Why do we need nipples on mannequins?
Peaky Blinders brought back flat caps.
December 30, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Peaky Blinders brought back flat caps.
Dear ex-wife: fucking take your vehicle in every 10,000km already so these $100 problems can be found before they become $700 problems.
Fucking brakes worn down to the point it damaged the rotors. FUCK. SAKES.
Fucking brakes worn down to the point it damaged the rotors. FUCK. SAKES.
December 29, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Dear ex-wife: fucking take your vehicle in every 10,000km already so these $100 problems can be found before they become $700 problems.
Fucking brakes worn down to the point it damaged the rotors. FUCK. SAKES.
Fucking brakes worn down to the point it damaged the rotors. FUCK. SAKES.
Someone called Alberta "Temu Texas", and it fits everything perfectly.
December 28, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Someone called Alberta "Temu Texas", and it fits everything perfectly.
I haven't even wrapped anything yet and now I'm wondering if I have enough and how late Walmart is open.
we were like did we get the kids enough stuff and then we used 4 full rolls of wrapping paper
December 25, 2025 at 5:54 AM
I haven't even wrapped anything yet and now I'm wondering if I have enough and how late Walmart is open.
Looking forward to the black Friday deals to replace my Pixel 4a with the totally effed battery.
I'll be damned if I'm spending more than $300 on this prison device, though.
I'll be damned if I'm spending more than $300 on this prison device, though.
December 24, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Looking forward to the black Friday deals to replace my Pixel 4a with the totally effed battery.
I'll be damned if I'm spending more than $300 on this prison device, though.
I'll be damned if I'm spending more than $300 on this prison device, though.
Show me how your 2025 went:
December 22, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Show me how your 2025 went:
Saw a cool-ass owl chillin outside tonight!
December 19, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Saw a cool-ass owl chillin outside tonight!
Whoever said Tier 2 isn't much different than Tier 3 in MechWarrior Online are goddamn LIARS.
I've been here two days, and I'm hanging on by a damn thread. No one is screwing around, and I'm getting smoked left and right. If I ever win, it's by sheer luck.
LIARS. ALL OF YOU.
I've been here two days, and I'm hanging on by a damn thread. No one is screwing around, and I'm getting smoked left and right. If I ever win, it's by sheer luck.
LIARS. ALL OF YOU.
December 18, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Whoever said Tier 2 isn't much different than Tier 3 in MechWarrior Online are goddamn LIARS.
I've been here two days, and I'm hanging on by a damn thread. No one is screwing around, and I'm getting smoked left and right. If I ever win, it's by sheer luck.
LIARS. ALL OF YOU.
I've been here two days, and I'm hanging on by a damn thread. No one is screwing around, and I'm getting smoked left and right. If I ever win, it's by sheer luck.
LIARS. ALL OF YOU.
You know it's Christmas when your entire paycheque went to paying off your Credit Card.
December 17, 2025 at 8:37 PM
You know it's Christmas when your entire paycheque went to paying off your Credit Card.
Haha this owns
Because you asked for it (you ask for it every year). These are the most scathing book reviews of 2025.
The Most Scathing Book Reviews of 2025
Pans, glorious pans. No end-of-year roundup would be complete without them. Among the books being driven into the woods by pitchfork-wielding villagers this year: Louis C.K.’s masturbatory debut no…
buff.ly
December 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Haha this owns
I'm not saying our kid is the reason for our divorce...
December 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I'm not saying our kid is the reason for our divorce...