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Stairs 🏠 etc.
I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!
I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
I post my weird shit here so my real life can stay normal!
I've been using em and en dashes for years. If you think good grammar is the product of AI, then you are the idiot that AI is replacing.
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Daniel Craig is only 5'10"
I am as tall as James Bond, bitch.
I am as tall as James Bond, bitch.
Getting mighty tired of having to log in at 6am to register my kid for spring break / summer care spots, because they all book up after 4 minutes.
November 17, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Getting mighty tired of having to log in at 6am to register my kid for spring break / summer care spots, because they all book up after 4 minutes.
Aaron Gunn you stupid fuck, that period included vacation cashouts for staff members' unused PTO at end of fiscal. You bigoted fucking moron.
This is just a poorly sourced article trying to conflate "personal" with "personnel" by illiterate dipshits like your supporters.
Fuck you.
This is just a poorly sourced article trying to conflate "personal" with "personnel" by illiterate dipshits like your supporters.
Fuck you.
November 16, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Aaron Gunn you stupid fuck, that period included vacation cashouts for staff members' unused PTO at end of fiscal. You bigoted fucking moron.
This is just a poorly sourced article trying to conflate "personal" with "personnel" by illiterate dipshits like your supporters.
Fuck you.
This is just a poorly sourced article trying to conflate "personal" with "personnel" by illiterate dipshits like your supporters.
Fuck you.
King Joffrey is one of the greatest villains of all time, and we should really appreciate Jack Gleeson for his incredible portrayal.
November 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
King Joffrey is one of the greatest villains of all time, and we should really appreciate Jack Gleeson for his incredible portrayal.
I'm preaching to the choir, it's just nice to have things summarized.
Scott Galloway on Trump's Idiotic Back Stabbing of Canada
YouTube video by greenmanbucket
youtu.be
November 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
I'm preaching to the choir, it's just nice to have things summarized.
*pulls down pants to reveal dripping gonorrhea*
call me Mr. Coffee because I'm a drip machine
[photo of the worst outfit anyone has ever seen]
[photo of the worst outfit anyone has ever seen]
November 15, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*pulls down pants to reveal dripping gonorrhea*
Wood chipper, feet first.
Patton Oswalt was banned because people pointed out that this was equal to, if not worse, than what Sarah Kendzior said, but also because Bluesky's mods are the most useless people alive.
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Wood chipper, feet first.
Not the Onion
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
November 12, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Not the Onion
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
"Clearly I'm not the problem" - person who lost a projected majority, his riding, and members of his party.
But I concede that no verb-the-noun slogans were detected. Just like his security clearance.
But I concede that no verb-the-noun slogans were detected. Just like his security clearance.
I predict that Pierre Poilievre's address is going to contain a lot of blaming, taglines, accusations, and zero accountability.
I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.
I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 PM
"Clearly I'm not the problem" - person who lost a projected majority, his riding, and members of his party.
But I concede that no verb-the-noun slogans were detected. Just like his security clearance.
But I concede that no verb-the-noun slogans were detected. Just like his security clearance.
I predict that Pierre Poilievre's address is going to contain a lot of blaming, taglines, accusations, and zero accountability.
I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.
I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.
November 12, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I predict that Pierre Poilievre's address is going to contain a lot of blaming, taglines, accusations, and zero accountability.
I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.
I say it again, it's long past time for PP to step down.
Gee I wonder how we reboot James Bond. Nope, never been done before. Certainly not several times.
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Gee I wonder how we reboot James Bond. Nope, never been done before. Certainly not several times.
Thanks for the societal decline you fucking troglodytes. Not that you can hear me with you heads so far up your asses.
November 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Thanks for the societal decline you fucking troglodytes. Not that you can hear me with you heads so far up your asses.
Canada strong prouds for constitutional freedumb justice trucks
No one should be forced to live this kind of life; Canadians must be free.
Not all Canadians want snow!
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@thenationalroast.bsky.social
Not all Canadians want snow!
@romeompsp.bsky.social
@polarmpsp.bsky.social
@thenationalroast.bsky.social
November 10, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Canada strong prouds for constitutional freedumb justice trucks
In MechWarrior Online, someone had the name "Mechromancer", and I got angry and jealous that I hadn't thought of that first.
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In MechWarrior Online, someone had the name "Mechromancer", and I got angry and jealous that I hadn't thought of that first.
I guess Dick Cheney isn't going to take this guy quail hunting in the afterlife.
Just a daily reminder:
Charlie Kirk is not only dead, he died in one of the most ironic ways possible.
Charlie Kirk is not only dead, he died in one of the most ironic ways possible.
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
I guess Dick Cheney isn't going to take this guy quail hunting in the afterlife.
Fuck it. If they don't get finished, I still get paid.
November 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Fuck it. If they don't get finished, I still get paid.
Fuck 'dem birds, and the anti-vax anti-gov't conspiracy dipshits that circled this stupid story because of RFK Jr.
Oh, the ostrich meat farm that owes $250k to creditors are trying to play victim to grift money from MAHA idiots?
While spreading avian flu?
Go to hell.
Oh, the ostrich meat farm that owes $250k to creditors are trying to play victim to grift money from MAHA idiots?
While spreading avian flu?
Go to hell.
"They're killing my babies!", laments ostrich farm owner, while explaining where you can find the tenderest part of the thigh.
November 7, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Fuck 'dem birds, and the anti-vax anti-gov't conspiracy dipshits that circled this stupid story because of RFK Jr.
Oh, the ostrich meat farm that owes $250k to creditors are trying to play victim to grift money from MAHA idiots?
While spreading avian flu?
Go to hell.
Oh, the ostrich meat farm that owes $250k to creditors are trying to play victim to grift money from MAHA idiots?
While spreading avian flu?
Go to hell.
I'm an analyst at my job, but it gets truncated in the address book. So it says my job is "Finance Analy".
November 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I'm an analyst at my job, but it gets truncated in the address book. So it says my job is "Finance Analy".
This is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts
November 7, 2025 at 2:35 PM
This is how I'm gonna look every time someone hits the dislike button on one of my posts
I can't for the life of me understand why at don's if I order an Egg BLT, substitute sausage—10% of the time they replace the egg with sausage instead of the bacon.
This brought to you by an overweight sleep-deprived slob who was too lazy to make breakfast.
This brought to you by an overweight sleep-deprived slob who was too lazy to make breakfast.
November 7, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can't for the life of me understand why at don's if I order an Egg BLT, substitute sausage—10% of the time they replace the egg with sausage instead of the bacon.
This brought to you by an overweight sleep-deprived slob who was too lazy to make breakfast.
This brought to you by an overweight sleep-deprived slob who was too lazy to make breakfast.
Oh sure, THAT will wipe out the recent democratic sweep that platformed on affordability.
BREAKING: Top Trump adviser has said that the president will focus on affordability next year, per POLITICO
November 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Oh sure, THAT will wipe out the recent democratic sweep that platformed on affordability.
A weird thing about turning 40 is realizing your otherwise healthy parents could naturally die within the next 10 years.
November 6, 2025 at 1:42 PM
A weird thing about turning 40 is realizing your otherwise healthy parents could naturally die within the next 10 years.
They said AI can't fail because it's not being built using borrowed money.
Can't say that anymore.
Can't say that anymore.
BREAKING: OpenAI is requesting US government support to help guarantee financing for the massive investments in AI chips and data centers it needs for expansion, per Bloomberg.
November 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
They said AI can't fail because it's not being built using borrowed money.
Can't say that anymore.
Can't say that anymore.
These are cheaper than I thought, but my go-to is still the Platinum Preppy (0.3mm nub), even if tariffs have bummed the price a bit.
Try a disposable one like the Zebra from Staples, or a Pilot V from stylo.ca if you just want a cheap try-before-you-buy.
Try a disposable one like the Zebra from Staples, or a Pilot V from stylo.ca if you just want a cheap try-before-you-buy.
Pilot had a massive ad spread in a jp newspaper with "make AI jealous" and "write what AI can't touch" written on it
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
Anyway I think everyone should own a Pilot kakuno pen
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 PM
These are cheaper than I thought, but my go-to is still the Platinum Preppy (0.3mm nub), even if tariffs have bummed the price a bit.
Try a disposable one like the Zebra from Staples, or a Pilot V from stylo.ca if you just want a cheap try-before-you-buy.
Try a disposable one like the Zebra from Staples, or a Pilot V from stylo.ca if you just want a cheap try-before-you-buy.
Look at this shit. I might breach 30¢ per pot now, but still a pretty guilt-free indulgence when you brew at home for literal pennies.
November 4, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Look at this shit. I might breach 30¢ per pot now, but still a pretty guilt-free indulgence when you brew at home for literal pennies.