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Timebender
@timebender13.bsky.social
No one needs to hear my thoughts but I'm posting them anyway. Writing, cats, Star Trek, and pictures of baked goods.
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Society is a construct. You can just ask someone to do a ska cover of Faith of the Heart and they'll say "$300 please" and you give it to them and then you have it.

Everyone, give
@skatunenetwork.bsky.social
your money. They deserve it.
November 25, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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Darth Vader has assured Lando Calrissian that Princess Liea and Chewbacca will be left under his supervision in Cloud City and that's good enough for Chuck Schumer.
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Are they stupid, or paid opposition?
November 10, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Hey Disney? Why are my subtitles in Spanish? More importantly, HOW are my subtitles in Spanish when there isn’t an option for Spanish?
October 2, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching Signs (2002) for the first time. Not since the original Highlander have I watched a movie with worse sound mixing. All dialogue is delivered in a whisper, and a barking dog rattles my windows. Forced to give Jeff Bezos $4 so I can understand anything going on (subtitles)
September 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Star Trek: Section 31 dares to ask the question, “What if Guardians of the Galaxy was bad?”
April 9, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Mods, share his political opinions from 2004
April 7, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Mods, banish him to the Dark Dimension
April 7, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Mods, curse his bloodline
April 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Crispy pork belly, rice, garlic green beans, and curry butternut squash soup with homemade croutons. Combined efforts of myself and my girlfriend over the course of several hours!
February 9, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I'm just saying I think a time loop would fix me
February 3, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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lately i have been avoiding fatal fall damage by executing a double jump mere inches from the ground
January 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
30 minutes into Texas Chainsaw Massacre for the first time and there hasn’t even been a single chainsaw yet. What a ripoff
January 18, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Do you guys think Count Dooku is named Count Dooku because he a Count that Does a Coup? It would be in line with how Lucan likes to name things #starwars
December 23, 2024 at 3:59 PM
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*at the box office, feeling bad for Sony Pictures* 40 million tickets for Kraven the Hunter please
December 22, 2024 at 1:19 AM
Snickerdoodles babyyyyyy
December 21, 2024 at 7:59 PM
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"what we're doing is wrong!" said a fireman in a tattered uniform, who had recently returned from being stranded on an island with a fire he begrudgingly learned to cooperate with, and eventually came to respect. "fires just want to survive, just like anyone else."
December 21, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Been trying to find a commander for an Eldrazi deck for a while now. I used to use Old Gnawbone but got tired of it, and I don’t like any of the other mono-green options. Heavily leaning towards Mr. Foxglove, who I missed during spoilers somehow. #mtg #commander
December 19, 2024 at 3:21 AM
I think the thing I hate most about how we approach movies is that you don’t ever get to be surprised anymore. Even if I was excited about a Marvel movie (which is a big if), every surprise is ruined months if not years in advance by clickbait articles
December 16, 2024 at 3:56 AM
This is Grace, she is a precious child that only complains when I’m 30 seconds late with her nightly wet food
December 15, 2024 at 8:44 PM
Shoutout to the cheesecake I made a few months ago. I need to play around with different toppings more
December 15, 2024 at 3:08 AM
I have nothing to say and no reason to have downloaded this app but here’s some cats
December 15, 2024 at 2:20 AM