Yolay Caprese ✊ 🐜
@thylatank.bsky.social
I only follow gimmick accounts and friends.
Proship and NSFW/🔞 DNI.
Proship and NSFW/🔞 DNI.
Pinned
Kirbyfan/KirbyTheRaccoon sent gore to one of his IRL friends.
And didn't show remorse until the news came out, and he got called out.
And can you even call THIS remorse?
And didn't show remorse until the news came out, and he got called out.
And can you even call THIS remorse?
Regarding Kirbyfan2021/Kirbytheraccoon, and why he wiped all his socials(including his Bsky).
January 25, 2026 at 2:53 AM
January 25, 2026 at 1:47 AM
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
"How would you say the name of a game with completely unrelated images"
Me:
Me:
January 23, 2026 at 5:53 PM
"How would you say the name of a game with completely unrelated images"
Me:
Me:
Look.
I have written Sprunki fanfics, and a few of them include bits of toilet humor.
I am currently trying to rewrite a shitty Sprunki X Italian Brainrot AI slop video, to be less slop.
Even I find this terrible.
Did a 5 year old write this? One that's still obsessed with Sprunki, and toilets?
I have written Sprunki fanfics, and a few of them include bits of toilet humor.
I am currently trying to rewrite a shitty Sprunki X Italian Brainrot AI slop video, to be less slop.
Even I find this terrible.
Did a 5 year old write this? One that's still obsessed with Sprunki, and toilets?
The Sprunki Toilet Eater lives in a toilet and it talks to you while you poop. then when you poop it goes "no stop aaaa-" and then stops because there is poop in its mouth.
It travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.
It travels around in butts. you can only get rid of it by wiping. that is the moral of the story.
January 23, 2026 at 2:14 AM
Look.
I have written Sprunki fanfics, and a few of them include bits of toilet humor.
I am currently trying to rewrite a shitty Sprunki X Italian Brainrot AI slop video, to be less slop.
Even I find this terrible.
Did a 5 year old write this? One that's still obsessed with Sprunki, and toilets?
I have written Sprunki fanfics, and a few of them include bits of toilet humor.
I am currently trying to rewrite a shitty Sprunki X Italian Brainrot AI slop video, to be less slop.
Even I find this terrible.
Did a 5 year old write this? One that's still obsessed with Sprunki, and toilets?
I wish my imagination was as demented as the writers for The Onion.
“Dad always said he didn’t want his body to just rot in the ground when there was so much humanity could learn by vacuum-sealing it with aromatics in a 135-degree water bath for two hours before finishing with a quick sear,” said Jasper Weaver’s son Jacob
Man Donates Body To Culinary Science
HYDE PARK, NY—Saying their beloved family patriarch had wanted to make one final contribution to the world he was leaving behind, relatives of the late Jasper Weaver confirmed Tuesday that he had dona...
theonion.com
January 22, 2026 at 8:49 PM
I wish my imagination was as demented as the writers for The Onion.
The average Americn has three friends.
January 22, 2026 at 7:04 PM
The average Americn has three friends.
And they believed a Great Meme Reset would work…
If GameToons actually does bring back Among Us Logic than that will automatically be an improvement over them milking numbers nonstop
January 21, 2026 at 11:34 PM
And they believed a Great Meme Reset would work…
Shitty voice reveal
January 20, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Shitty voice reveal
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
bruh why tf is this in my recommended?
January 18, 2026 at 2:21 AM
bruh why tf is this in my recommended?
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IKEA pussy got me acting unwise
January 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
IKEA pussy got me acting unwise
The only thing I trust for current events QwQ
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 3:34 PM
The only thing I trust for current events QwQ
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Regarding Kirbyfan2021/Kirbytheraccoon, and why he wiped all his socials(including his Bsky).
Kirbyfan/KirbyTheRaccoon sent gore to one of his IRL friends.
And didn't show remorse until the news came out, and he got called out.
And can you even call THIS remorse?
And didn't show remorse until the news came out, and he got called out.
And can you even call THIS remorse?
January 14, 2026 at 4:45 PM
Regarding Kirbyfan2021/Kirbytheraccoon, and why he wiped all his socials(including his Bsky).
Yolay Caprese supremacy
January 14, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Yolay Caprese supremacy
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Zillow Adds Segregation Score https://theonion.com/zillow-adds-segregation-score/
January 13, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Zillow Adds Segregation Score https://theonion.com/zillow-adds-segregation-score/
how I feel rn
(sorry for vaguepost)
(sorry for vaguepost)
a black and white drawing of a crying cat with a question mark behind it .
ALT: a black and white drawing of a crying cat with a question mark behind it .
media.tenor.com
January 12, 2026 at 2:51 AM
how I feel rn
(sorry for vaguepost)
(sorry for vaguepost)
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We should normalize surprise vasectomies for people who tell #Sprunki fans "It's 2026, let go of Sprunki" /j
Seriously, I think people who still treat Sprunki as "slop" in 2026 are significantly worse than the people who still enjoy Sprunki in 2026.
Seriously, I think people who still treat Sprunki as "slop" in 2026 are significantly worse than the people who still enjoy Sprunki in 2026.
January 10, 2026 at 10:11 PM
We should normalize surprise vasectomies for people who tell #Sprunki fans "It's 2026, let go of Sprunki" /j
Seriously, I think people who still treat Sprunki as "slop" in 2026 are significantly worse than the people who still enjoy Sprunki in 2026.
Seriously, I think people who still treat Sprunki as "slop" in 2026 are significantly worse than the people who still enjoy Sprunki in 2026.
Post something beautiful to combat the awful
Can I be ironic here?
Can I be ironic here?
January 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Post something beautiful to combat the awful
Can I be ironic here?
Can I be ironic here?
January 7, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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You wouldn't get this
January 3, 2026 at 4:03 AM
You wouldn't get this