Joel quotes out of context (Daily)
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Random quotes collected from Joel's streams
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We are 99% water
February 19, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We are 99% water
kevin and billy worked on this
February 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
kevin and billy worked on this
We saw that you downloaded Lord of The Rings, and now you will be executed by a firing squad
February 17, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We saw that you downloaded Lord of The Rings, and now you will be executed by a firing squad
ini mini miney moe i wonder where my glove will go
February 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
ini mini miney moe i wonder where my glove will go
we're gonna assasinate people with toy story technology
February 15, 2026 at 3:27 PM
we're gonna assasinate people with toy story technology
bald man shoots dude and then escapes
February 14, 2026 at 11:25 PM
bald man shoots dude and then escapes
he's got a piercing, but i thought was a piece of yogurt
February 14, 2026 at 12:43 AM
he's got a piercing, but i thought was a piece of yogurt
I'm so distracted by the way there's somebody on TV masturbating
February 13, 2026 at 12:42 AM
I'm so distracted by the way there's somebody on TV masturbating
Polish man jumpscare
February 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Polish man jumpscare
That thing looks like a fucking foundation for a house
February 10, 2026 at 3:00 PM
That thing looks like a fucking foundation for a house
Why is this guy trauma dumping, are you trying to scam me?
February 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Why is this guy trauma dumping, are you trying to scam me?
I should strap Vinny to a car
February 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I should strap Vinny to a car
Hello life alert I have skeletism
February 7, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Hello life alert I have skeletism
You don't take bathroom breaks you are the bathroom
February 6, 2026 at 3:00 PM
You don't take bathroom breaks you are the bathroom
Rock N Roll McDonalds
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Rock N Roll McDonalds
And there will be potato screen now
February 4, 2026 at 3:00 PM
And there will be potato screen now
I can't laugh or else all this potato will fly out of my mouth
February 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I can't laugh or else all this potato will fly out of my mouth
Satan has encountered some errors
February 2, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Satan has encountered some errors
Save me Bill Clinton
February 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Save me Bill Clinton
The lawyer is watching intently as this is going on
January 31, 2026 at 3:00 PM
The lawyer is watching intently as this is going on
Would you give Santa 50 lashes?
January 30, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Would you give Santa 50 lashes?
For all the Swifties in chat, I'll say, guys, I got awesome news. BTS is out of the army, they're back and I really really hope we can get late Paul McCartney BTS crossover. Because as you know Rihanna collaborated with y'know McCartney and they made that song "ITS OK TO LEAVE YOUR DOG IN A HOT CAR"
January 29, 2026 at 3:00 PM
For all the Swifties in chat, I'll say, guys, I got awesome news. BTS is out of the army, they're back and I really really hope we can get late Paul McCartney BTS crossover. Because as you know Rihanna collaborated with y'know McCartney and they made that song "ITS OK TO LEAVE YOUR DOG IN A HOT CAR"
Imagine being attacked by an apple
January 28, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Imagine being attacked by an apple
I can't stop sucking this game's pp
January 27, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I can't stop sucking this game's pp
I had 70% fun, 30% I wanted to eat painkillers
January 26, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I had 70% fun, 30% I wanted to eat painkillers
