TrashBaby
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TrashBaby
@thriftstorebarbie.bsky.social
Chaos magix, because attention spans and holy accouterment are expensive.

Find me on the fedi
@ThriftstoreBarbie@pagan.plus
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November 16, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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It's known as the mother of all dances.
November 16, 2025 at 9:33 PM
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Mr. De Niro has some very strong opinions.
November 16, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Focus groups ruin everything.
November 16, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Bundayposting

I can't explain this behavior. You'll have to ask her why she's in the kennel.
November 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Here's the thing to know.

That photo will get leaked. It absolutely will.

Maybe not before his death, but it will.

And there will be memes of it.
November 16, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Headline: " Harvard Astronomer Says..."

Is it Avi Loeb???
November 15, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Today's upset was not on my bingo card
November 15, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Sisterhood of the Traveling Ants

(WOULD watch)
#filmswithonelettermissing
#hashtaggames
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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A lot of people assume it's in France, but they're wrong.
November 13, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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Not sure who needs to hear this but for those of us who don't have a bath tub:

You can make a strong tea out of the same herbs and pour it over yourself in the shower, after drinking a cup beforehand. A lot of times I pour it over my hair as well. This soaks the inside and out. #WitchMadness #Witch
November 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
I recently learned of an ancient festival where ecstatic devotees would castrate themselves and hurl it at a home. The home owner would then be obligated to procure the devotee a wardrobe...

If you hit my house with your severed dick, I promise I'll take you shopping.
November 12, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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A lot of people think it would be cool to hang out with Henry Cavill but it's really not. He always reaches over while I'm driving and honks the horn. When I tell him to stop he just laughs and says "Honky Cavill".
November 11, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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A surprising non-native that is often seen grown for ecologically-minded plantings is Plantago lanceolata (narrow-leaf plantain). The reason for this is that Plantago is the primary host for the endangered Euphydryas editha ssp. taylori (Taylor’s checkerspot butterfly).
November 11, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Face + scent
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Wow you look just like a [flips through advanced flirting index] death note character
November 10, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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Finally, a political cause I can believe in.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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November 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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I love seahorses.
November 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM