thom
@thoms.bsky.social
Most girls wish they had nictitating membranes
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Most girls wish they had nictitating membranes
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Do you want my credit card number
October 8, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Do you want my credit card number
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whether it's rings, palls, standards, loads, i can bear just about all of them
September 18, 2025 at 4:39 PM
whether it's rings, palls, standards, loads, i can bear just about all of them
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Look after each other.
September 10, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Look after each other.
I don’t want to see that
September 8, 2025 at 7:53 PM
I don’t want to see that
30 day shipping. I don’t care anymore
August 9, 2025 at 4:56 AM
30 day shipping. I don’t care anymore
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Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
December 1, 2024 at 5:39 AM
Please don't reply to my posts with facts I am trying to be an idiot
Bouncing on the trampling
August 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Bouncing on the trampling
loving what I’m seeing on here tonight folks, keep up the good work
July 31, 2025 at 5:53 AM
loving what I’m seeing on here tonight folks, keep up the good work
I’m like that Chinese guy with all the cigarettes
July 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I’m like that Chinese guy with all the cigarettes
Screaming in the shower NOT crying
June 27, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Screaming in the shower NOT crying
I see the things you guys post about on here and sometimes I think some of you aren’t telling the truth
June 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
I see the things you guys post about on here and sometimes I think some of you aren’t telling the truth
I hope that lil motherfucker is so stressed out
June 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I hope that lil motherfucker is so stressed out
Wonder if the spider in my shower is as concerned about the news as I am. I hope so
June 23, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wonder if the spider in my shower is as concerned about the news as I am. I hope so
you wouldn’t be able to tell me shit if I had gout. “lo, I have gorged myself on dripping beef steaks and delectable sea creatures, drowned myself in sweet wines, and now my lower extremities burn with each step" on my feudal lord type shit
June 2, 2025 at 5:32 AM
you wouldn’t be able to tell me shit if I had gout. “lo, I have gorged myself on dripping beef steaks and delectable sea creatures, drowned myself in sweet wines, and now my lower extremities burn with each step" on my feudal lord type shit
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But Black Dynamite, I live by the blade!
March 22, 2025 at 4:14 AM
But Black Dynamite, I live by the blade!
Not Jewish but I'm gonna have everyone lift me up in a chair at my wedding
December 6, 2024 at 4:17 AM
Not Jewish but I'm gonna have everyone lift me up in a chair at my wedding
What would be your favorite part of Big Rock Candy Mountain? I think the cops having wooden legs would be cool :)
December 6, 2024 at 4:05 AM
What would be your favorite part of Big Rock Candy Mountain? I think the cops having wooden legs would be cool :)
Smokin on that shit that makes you gay
December 3, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Smokin on that shit that makes you gay
Dolly Parton 9 to 5 but it's about Flubber: 🎶 I'm bringing slime to life 🎶
November 26, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Dolly Parton 9 to 5 but it's about Flubber: 🎶 I'm bringing slime to life 🎶
Driving into one of the red Target spheres so fast it launches into the store and pinballs around in there killing everyone inside
November 23, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Driving into one of the red Target spheres so fast it launches into the store and pinballs around in there killing everyone inside