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Pocket Poof
@thomasgordon.bsky.social
26 ⚖️ Northern Ireland
Mother help me, I've fallen for a married man. I've become the whore you thought I was.
August 17, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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remaining vigilant in the pussy
August 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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POV: Ur my cat and I'm coming to bother you
December 16, 2024 at 7:11 PM
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Event of the year 🥳 & highlight of the year at the 2025 Belfast Pride Awards. 🙌

Thank you so much. 🥹
July 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Ats me there
Winner of the best outfit for #MEAPride 2025… Thomas Gordon. 😅🤣🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Smashed it!
July 6, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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elon musk to donald trump at every meeting in the oval office: “you are in the epstein files. meet my 3 year old son”
June 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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This is Lola. She is one of the most skilled soccer dribblers we've ever seen, so it makes sense that she's already capturing footage for her documentary. 14/10
June 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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who am i
June 3, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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Lofi beats to dry hump to
June 2, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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fuck off
May 15, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I've done 90 push ups in total today. 4 lots of 20 and an extra 10 before bed...start somewhere I guess
March 27, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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chapstick for teeth
January 14, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I want to watch boys kissing
December 31, 2024 at 8:40 PM
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Shitposting is a real skill, a bit like chess, but without the dice
December 27, 2024 at 11:19 PM
I LOVE wine boots
December 27, 2024 at 1:05 AM
How do I make a hit post I want 2 be famous
December 27, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Asked for "just a few jalapenos" in my subway order and when I say this man's scooping, shovel-esque, leather mit of a hand scooped so deep he hit the bottom of the container and heaped what can only be described as a NSFW amount of those spicy green bitches into my FUCKING FOOT LONG.
December 24, 2024 at 1:44 AM
New years resolution is to get obnoxiously shredded for no other reason than shock factor. Pocket Poof gone Beefy Poof
December 23, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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(seeing you don your apparel)

“GAY! 🫵🫵”
December 21, 2024 at 4:25 PM
I don't want the consequences of fame but I want people to gasp when they see me in public because I am famous and not because I'm eating stones off the cobble roads
December 19, 2024 at 3:52 PM
The look I give a well laid out charcuterie board with a huge arrangement of nibbles
December 18, 2024 at 10:07 PM
I'm a beautiful woman
December 17, 2024 at 12:04 AM