Asked for "just a few jalapenos" in my subway order and when I say this man's scooping, shovel-esque, leather mit of a hand scooped so deep he hit the bottom of the container and heaped what can only be described as a NSFW amount of those spicy green bitches into my FUCKING FOOT LONG.

The look I give a well laid out charcuterie board with a huge arrangement of nibbles

I'm a beautiful woman

VERY straight. NO feelings. JUST gainz.

POV: Ur my cat and I'm coming to bother you