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Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️‍⚧️
@thismightbezackf.bsky.social
local gal makes books, music, YouTube videos, you name it. wife to none, father to fewer.
https://linktr.ee/zackferguson
2026 resolutions (real):
-take more photos while out
-take more photoshoots (I love being the subject of photos when I look good)
-finally make YouTube videos like I've wanted to since like 2019
-enact my new 2½ year plan (more on this later)
-HORMONES! IT'S ABOUT TIME!
-BE EVEN MORE QUEER!!!!!!!!!!
January 3, 2026 at 7:25 AM
2026 resolutions:
-bite the hand that feeds me
-count my chickens before they hatch
-following that, put all my eggs in one basket
-bite off more than I can chew
-come the raw prawn
-let my babies grow up to be cowboys
-eat the yellow snow
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 AM
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"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."
Analysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?
Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on?
www.windowscentral.com
November 29, 2025 at 11:30 PM
the Feds don't want you to know this but there is light in this dark accursed world amd you just have to find it
January 2, 2026 at 4:44 PM
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Christmas hits different during the holidays
December 17, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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It's so bright out right now.. hard to believe it will be dark come night time
December 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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Imagine hearing all about how nimble and quick a guy is, and then for the big demonstration, he barely clears a freaking candlestick
December 26, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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There have been no good reasons for staying on Twitter for years now, but at this point you will have to follow up any of your remaining excuses with “…and I don’t care about the child pornography.”
This does seem just a little bit bad! Idk the sort of thing you’d think politicians might distance themselves from or something!
January 2, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Justice live album now. please
December 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne
December 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Good riddance, can't wait to see how things turn around once Mamdani's in charge.
Today is Doug Bowser's last day as Nintendo of America President.

He held this position 6 years, but has been part of Nintendo over 10 years.

Reggie Fils-Aimé was going to be a hard act to follow for anyone, but I think he did a good job overall.
December 31, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Justice live album tomorrow
December 29, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Dune: Tokyo Drift
DUNESTRUCK
December 29, 2025 at 5:33 PM
boobs bounce when I walk but I haven't started transitioning yet so I actually feel really self conscious about it
December 29, 2025 at 2:17 AM
gaining both fat and muscle at a steady rate. apparently I'm dad-bod-maxxing in 2026
December 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
December 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I only have probably about 80 non-bot followers which means that if I get famous only those people can claim they got in on the ground floor
December 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
did none of you guys ever think of preparing a towel before sex instead of having to run to the bathroom after the fact like some kind of primate incapable of foresight and higher reasoning
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 PM
from the writers of Is It Cake comes the new cooking series based on the critically acclaimed 2005 CW drama: Soup Or Natural?
December 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
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ebenezer splooge
December 25, 2023 at 9:09 PM
the Feds don't want you to know this but you can change your name to whatever. you can be mtf and change your name to Gregory. that's allowed
December 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
merry Cringemas
December 25, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Justice live album today (for Christmas)
December 24, 2025 at 7:02 PM
birthrate needs to stay at about 95-99% of the replacement level for the next 50-60 years so we can slowly wean our population down without having to straight up cull millions of elderly
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 PM
fucked up that at any given time you're at most 72 hours away from dying and you HAVE to reset that timer by taking a quick sip of water
December 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM