Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️
@thismightbezackf.bsky.social
local gal makes books, music, YouTube videos, you name it. wife to none, father to fewer.
https://linktr.ee/zackferguson
https://linktr.ee/zackferguson
in which episode of Smosh Mouth does Shayne explain Chris Chan to Amanda
January 14, 2026 at 7:18 PM
in which episode of Smosh Mouth does Shayne explain Chris Chan to Amanda
-Crabominable: Fuck Ice
-Breloom: Defy, Defect, Depose
-Amoonguss: Trans Rights
we need a tapestry of these three pokemon spearheading a Communist revolution immediately
-Breloom: Defy, Defect, Depose
-Amoonguss: Trans Rights
we need a tapestry of these three pokemon spearheading a Communist revolution immediately
January 14, 2026 at 5:26 PM
-Crabominable: Fuck Ice
-Breloom: Defy, Defect, Depose
-Amoonguss: Trans Rights
we need a tapestry of these three pokemon spearheading a Communist revolution immediately
-Breloom: Defy, Defect, Depose
-Amoonguss: Trans Rights
we need a tapestry of these three pokemon spearheading a Communist revolution immediately
movie theatres need to bring back intermissions for any film over 130 minutes long. I am 100% serious. I even agonised over the exact number of minutes
January 13, 2026 at 12:15 PM
movie theatres need to bring back intermissions for any film over 130 minutes long. I am 100% serious. I even agonised over the exact number of minutes
In Another Mike
idk how much demand there is for full length mashups there is on this platform but fuck it
idk how much demand there is for full length mashups there is on this platform but fuck it
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 AM
In Another Mike
idk how much demand there is for full length mashups there is on this platform but fuck it
idk how much demand there is for full length mashups there is on this platform but fuck it
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i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
January 12, 2026 at 5:23 PM
i think most species of bird could probably perform this calculation with absolute 100% accuracy
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The developers of PEAK explain pricing
January 12, 2026 at 7:01 AM
The developers of PEAK explain pricing
and now for my impression of P!nk if she was a farm animal.
*ahem*
so eat some grass if you're a cow
in all the right ways
*ahem*
so eat some grass if you're a cow
in all the right ways
January 12, 2026 at 11:46 AM
and now for my impression of P!nk if she was a farm animal.
*ahem*
so eat some grass if you're a cow
in all the right ways
*ahem*
so eat some grass if you're a cow
in all the right ways
Reposted by Zack "Zack Ferguson" Ferguson 🏳️⚧️
Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time
January 11, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Real Plumber Plays SUPER MARIO BROS. For The First Time
if my music ever takes off in a big way I think this administration has ruined my idea of the US so badly that I don't think I can ever justify going there on tour. like. I'm a trans woman. why would I set foot in the future there when in the now it would be safer for me to go to Siberia
kinda refreshing to know that because of my social media footprint, my saved memes on my phone, AND my social class, I am completely barred from entering the US. like I was never gonna go but it's nice to know I won't have to worry about like. accidentally ending up there or anything
January 12, 2026 at 1:56 AM
if my music ever takes off in a big way I think this administration has ruined my idea of the US so badly that I don't think I can ever justify going there on tour. like. I'm a trans woman. why would I set foot in the future there when in the now it would be safer for me to go to Siberia
kinda refreshing to know that because of my social media footprint, my saved memes on my phone, AND my social class, I am completely barred from entering the US. like I was never gonna go but it's nice to know I won't have to worry about like. accidentally ending up there or anything
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
kinda refreshing to know that because of my social media footprint, my saved memes on my phone, AND my social class, I am completely barred from entering the US. like I was never gonna go but it's nice to know I won't have to worry about like. accidentally ending up there or anything
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Seer is always making videos called shit like "Can you beat Cock'n'Balls RPG without cock or balls?" and I'm like "obviously not" and then I watch it and he's like "so yeah after shoving a hammer up my ass 8000 times I did beat Cock'n'Balls RPG with neither pehnis nor scrote" and i'm like "oh neat"
January 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Seer is always making videos called shit like "Can you beat Cock'n'Balls RPG without cock or balls?" and I'm like "obviously not" and then I watch it and he's like "so yeah after shoving a hammer up my ass 8000 times I did beat Cock'n'Balls RPG with neither pehnis nor scrote" and i'm like "oh neat"
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think I might leave the Christmas hat pfp until at least August
January 12, 2026 at 1:49 AM
think I might leave the Christmas hat pfp until at least August
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The world is shit
Do art
Do art
January 11, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The world is shit
Do art
Do art
I miss Soothouse
January 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I miss Soothouse
used to feel dysphoric having to shave every day to look how I feel inside but then I remembered cis women also have to do that so actually this is great
January 8, 2026 at 8:49 PM
used to feel dysphoric having to shave every day to look how I feel inside but then I remembered cis women also have to do that so actually this is great
I know the entire state of Victoria is currently on fire but V-Line can still go fuck themselves
January 8, 2026 at 8:41 PM
I know the entire state of Victoria is currently on fire but V-Line can still go fuck themselves
been playing Pokemon Y and lowkey wishing the whole time that I was playing Omega Ruby instead
January 8, 2026 at 1:17 AM
been playing Pokemon Y and lowkey wishing the whole time that I was playing Omega Ruby instead
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nobody who thinks police shootings are justified because the cops got really scared would ever accept that as an excuse for their food delivery being twenty minutes late
January 8, 2026 at 12:26 AM
nobody who thinks police shootings are justified because the cops got really scared would ever accept that as an excuse for their food delivery being twenty minutes late
in 2018 I got ratioed on Twitter for directly comparing Trump to Hitler. in hindsight it was probably a reach during his first term but it turns out I was just a little too ahead of my time
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
in 2018 I got ratioed on Twitter for directly comparing Trump to Hitler. in hindsight it was probably a reach during his first term but it turns out I was just a little too ahead of my time
everyone talks about Brainstorm Blueprint and Mime Baron and Photochad but frankly y'all aren't putting enough respect on my GOATS Square Trousers
January 7, 2026 at 9:07 AM
everyone talks about Brainstorm Blueprint and Mime Baron and Photochad but frankly y'all aren't putting enough respect on my GOATS Square Trousers
yo mama so sponge
January 7, 2026 at 9:06 AM
yo mama so sponge
one of my goals for this year is to learn ROM Hacking so I can make versions of older Pokemon games where nothing is different except
-HMs are key items instead of moves
-it's possible to complete the regional dex in one copy
those are the only two changes I want and I'm set on making them myself
-HMs are key items instead of moves
-it's possible to complete the regional dex in one copy
those are the only two changes I want and I'm set on making them myself
As a casual Pokémon fan, I wish it was easier to find romhacks that are like “we added exp share or fixed the level gap in wild Pokémon in SoulSilver to minimize the grind” but it seems all I can ever find are “welcome to the Competitive Fuck You Mod. Every gym leader now has six level 100 Pokémon.”
January 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
one of my goals for this year is to learn ROM Hacking so I can make versions of older Pokemon games where nothing is different except
-HMs are key items instead of moves
-it's possible to complete the regional dex in one copy
those are the only two changes I want and I'm set on making them myself
-HMs are key items instead of moves
-it's possible to complete the regional dex in one copy
those are the only two changes I want and I'm set on making them myself
didn't he turn into delicious pot roast
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
Production will begin in May.
(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 2:45 AM
didn't he turn into delicious pot roast
Justice live album AND Deltarune tomorrow
January 5, 2026 at 8:52 AM
Justice live album AND Deltarune tomorrow